Nick Robertson skills are not good.

We (well my Brisbane supporter son) calls him Burnt Crumpet at home as he is as useful as a Burnt Crumpet


Turns the ball over way too much but is at least hard at it
Might not be the silkiest player, but you can never question his effort.
The Crows probably need a few more like him.

Let’s get to the important stuff like can we refer to them as “The Crows” or not

My left nuts in danger!