Booney wrote:So who would you all go and get?

Daddy Cool, 100,000 pants around the ankles would be some sort of spectacle.

Armchair expert wrote:Nice to have an expert in knocking blokes out in finals in the commentary box.

All of them going in to bat for him too. I don't think he has anything to worry about but he could of put his hands out to stop Brayshaw.

carey wrote:I would’ve had Fantasia and Evans in for Lord and McEntee

Don't mind this. Assuming Dixon is back next game, Lord will miss out so why not give Fanta a run at it, he certainly knows how to find the goals.

Booney wrote:Third lergy this winter. Covid once, head cold twice. Enough!

Shit you not, reckon I've had around 8 colds since covid 2 years ago. Chick I work with reckons I'm like a frail child from the Victorian era

RB wrote:Who is less competent at Australian Rules Football - Jake Lloyd or Dane Rampe?

Lachlan Murphy

LOL, next update:

The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

Despite arriving early, the biomechanist has been put on hold. This would be deeply frustrating for the biomechanist, unless the hold music is good in the Tribunal-verse.

Time to call in the big gun
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carey wrote:2 day Hang Overs.

You got to know your limits, ya just got to!

After 27 years experience I still don't know mine

JK wrote:Lol I’m hopeless with these reviews, didn’t conclusively look touched to me

Yeah I'm the same. Radical solution is to just make it like soccer, if you're not good enough to stop the ball before it goes over the line off a kick, then it’s a goal. Same if it hits the posts and goes through.

I reckon Ports got banged up at the wrong time of year, it interrupted their form and they haven’t been able to get back to near their best. I’ll leave the coaching calls to others, but their list holes are the biggest problem imho. If they could add a May and Lever as the Dee’s did it would make such a difference. GWS have some fantastic onballers, but so do Port and they should never get monstered as they did in the 1st half last night, in the 2nd quarter it felt like the 21’ Prelim all over again.

Always astute poster JK, with no agenda, like.

Good to see Gil saving money and getting some random chick out the crowd to butcher the anthem ;)

Since when have we had to remove hats for the anthem
It's not an Australian National Anthem protocol nor has it ever been but a lot of people are easily pursuaded by Yanks these days.
Not a country I'd be trying to mimic.
Nothing to do with being persuaded or mimicking, more to do with respect.

Never been instructed to remove a hat before for the anthem, the Last Post it's a given.

Who won the JO, Hosie?

After talk of Chorizo Hot Dogs a while ago I did some on the Weber Q last night, turned out magnificent. Cooked them as you do a normal snag then cut in half lengthways for some further grilling. Topped with red onion, green & red caps, tomato, avocado (all finely diced), a bit of Mainland finely grated tasty cheese and a good drizzling of home made chimchurri. Had leftover chimchurri so grilled up some chicken breast tonight.

Was expecting a bigger crowd but the atmosphere was ok. It was a scrappy game, we didn’t really give them a sniff of winning all game which hurts the atmosphere a bit. I think since covid GF crowds have been down, what was last years? Might not see 40k again now.
I was wondering the same thing about the crowds whether just haven't come back since COVID.
Last year's crowd was 27,459 but remember it was shocking weather which must have kept a lot of people away. Today was the first real test as to whether crowds have come back after Covid.
North vs Norwood in 2018 was 40,355, Glenelg vs Port in 2019 was 39,105, Sturt vs Port in 2017 was 39,813 and Port vs Norwood in 2014, 38,444.
I was expecting 40,000 today. Would have the warm weather kept some people away?
Even though the winning margin was 24 points, as a neutral I never thought Sturt were a threat. It felt like an 8 goal game and that would certainly impacted the atmosphere.

Cost of living is a major factor. As a neutral I wouldn’t be going, 8 beers and an entry ticket and I'm $130 in the hole. That's a tank of fuel.

Booney wrote:

Armchair expert wrote:The jizz smelling trees flowering

Nobody ask, ok? Nobody ask.

I pondered but thought better of it.

Jack Cahill medal

1st Butters
2nd Rozee
3rd Houston

Easiest trifecta ever.

locky801 wrote:Looking forward to tonight India Vs Pakistan

Reckon the stadium might be overflowing

India won the toss and bowling

100 thousand non drinkers, big brewers in tears

Wedgie's reaction is why this debacle should never have happened, no winners here. I feel this could derail one of the best places to live on earth.
Fair call, I was concerned when the referendum was first proposed it would create more divisiveness as it was never a chance to get up.
Any referendum needs bipartisan support and it was arrogant of the Albanese government to not ensure that was shored up first before proceeding.

I have 3 kids in adult or teen years and the message is getting through, they were a bit disgusted in me when I said I wasn’t sure which way I'd vote. The best thing we can do imo is teach compulsory education about the wrongs that happened to ensure it never happens again.

Wedgie's reaction is why this debacle should never have happened, no winners here. I feel this could derail one of the best places to live on earth.

One good thing about the referendum is that regardless of individual beliefs and regardless of the reult, it has brought certain issues into public consciousness and seen them discussed.

... and democracy sausages. Don't forget the democracy sausages.

I'm tired of your **** lies, cos I wanna lick the juices from between your thighs

Shit, that's a punk throwback that Amber would know well :lol:

Last Stop Larrimah is worth watching. Isolation hasn't been kind to these people

Spargo wrote:Don’t tell the missus, but those eyes…

She a bit dirty ol Lizzy, heard her song HWC? Bless

Big arse Parmi's next door at Palermo's too.

The Mark of Cain

Interloper gave me goosebumps, LMA brought a tear to the eye.

The Banshees of Inisherin

cracka wrote:

Booney wrote:People who pack pillows in boxes.

They were the 8 extra pillows we have on the bed that get thrown on the floor every night when we sleep

Ridiculous decorating fad that should be outlawed

Pseudo wrote:I pictured Vamos as more of a Woodstock pre-mix type...

Only after 18 cans of Hammer n Tongs mate

In Feb 2023 it was best list ever wasn't it?

Cattle is there.... but the farmer is shite.

The way people take comments makes me laugh, really does.

Might well have been the best list he's had, was it the best list in the competition? No, not by a long way but hey, use what you need to have a crack.

Yeah love the ol 1000 word post on why we are shit followed by the ol "I don’t watch Port closely" :lol:

Spargo wrote:

Booney wrote:Pine lime Splice

Has always been my favourite ice block, bar none.

Ahead of its time. Doesn't know if it wants to be an ice block or an ice cream.

I'll take a Calipo ahead of an ice bleam everyday of the week thanks.

Town's a shithole

MW wrote:That's true.
And on the other hand, I wonder how many like Abbey Holmes commentary because she is good on the eye?

I must need new eyes.

What about the radio Mal

Jim Maxwell for me on the wireless Maxwell passed his use by date a few years back unfortunately. Seems to be a very bitter old man these days

What is it with you Redleg05 ?
You used to criticise Glenn Maxwell now your getting stuck into Jim Maxwell

Don't forget Nick, the most untalented player to play, let alone captain a flag ;)

Sean Darcy has signed a six-year contract extension with Fremantle through to 2030.

Ridiculous, considering how injury prone he has been.

Do the clubs know something we dont?
Have they been told that trading a player to anywhere the club chooses is coming in? It would explain alot of these long term deals, it gives the club the upper hand in a big way. Darcy would be a very valuable commodity under these circumstances.


Absolutely not, the clubs know nothing. Just read S.A. Footy all the f**kings experts are on here, what would an AFL club know about its list or the goings on inside its own 4 walls.

Wash your mouth out.

My assessment of a player is based solely on:
1) Have they ****** me in supercoach
2) Have they ****** my SGM

Lightning McQueen wrote:The awkward silence that deafens the office on the Monday morning after a work Christmas party

3 quarters from ours worked from home on the Monday after the crimes. Was something in the air that night

I had a mutual date with a Yiros from SKARA at Semaphore, the tension of the wrap was just right, nothing more to be said

Brodlach wrote:Happy Cake and Beer day Amber ya bloody legend.

Happy Birthday to Amber's brother, a much better bloke and drinker

After 3 years you have a $45k deposit.
Buy a unit for $250k, putting down $25k deposit, $20k closing costs and a $225k mortgage.



$350 week repayments = $18200

$7000 to run a car.

$25,000.

$2000 on modest phone plan.

$27,000.

$250 week food = $13,000

$40,000

Now, that $700 / qtr electricity bill.....

$166/month for a phone?
Get a $50/month phone .
Spend $150 per week on food.
It adds up.

$14 Moose Mobile here. Does what it needs to do, especially good at 4am posting.

$150 on food, when did you last shop? :lol:

We obviously eat very differently!

Box of weet bix and 2l of milk = a week's breakfast.
loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter = a week's lunches.
5x coles roast chook, 5 pack of steamed veg = 5 of 7 dinners
Then get yourself a fillet burger combo from KFC once a week, and a pint and parmy deal once a week at the pub.
Add in half a dozen of each apples and bananas for snacks during the week.

Weetbix - $6.00
Milk - $3.00
loaf of bread - $4.40
Jar of peanut butter - $5.40
Chooks - $12.50 x 5 = $62.50
Veg - $5.00
6 bananas - $5.00
6 apples - $5.50
KFC fillet burger combo - $11.45
pint and parmy deal - $25.
-------
$133.25

Enough left over for a tub of ice cream and a packet of mixed lollies for the odd dessert.

Sure, its not the most glamorous set of meals, but once again, we get down to choices. Are you trying to get into the housing market, or are you wanting to eat out 5 nights a week?

Doesn’t leave much money for:
Sushi
Almond soy latte
Smashed avo on toast
Acacia bowls
Smoothies

Poor buggers!

Forgot Vapes & Coke

Next suburb over from Hubba Bubba, in the Outer Harbour passenger terminal.

amber_fluid wrote:

Booney wrote:...have a band shirt from the knock off shop in the Port Mall.

I remember buying stuff from there as well

What about the unauthorized live CD's that Cunno's used to sell. Reckon I had a Nirvana one or two.

Boy Swallows Universe, loving it. The kid in it is a legend.

Stepdad: "Why do you cry so much?"
Kid: "I don’t know, I just have a lot of tears inside of me"

cracka wrote:

cracka wrote:

dedja wrote:gout

My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.

Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe.

Hope it doesn't worsen, you may need a toe truck to get around

That's what ya get for being un-australian. All ya need is one of those round sprinklers, sit out the back with a sixer with the wireless on and pull the hose to where you want it every 30 mins

Bit of Matt Dillon from Something About Mary in Sean Abbott

Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one :roll:

What does one have to do to get employee of the month?

You know, all that wank the corporate world spruik these days. It's a Pet of the Month I'm doing, wanted the title to look like Penthouse :D

Ended up dragging some pics into powerpoint, resized them and found a design which arranged it all. Looks a treat.
Added some questions like favourite snack, reply was "one of Dad's dim sims at 4am when he's passed out on the couch"
Not too hard to guess who the owner of that dog is :lol:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Vamos wrote:Anyone know of a free template to use, like employee of the month, that I can edit the names and attach photos to etc. Been tasked with an employees pets one

Aren’t you self employed?

Nah, just self-abused.

Spargo wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:Not Adelaide but Pearl Jam playing in Melbourne in November.

I’m there.

With the Pixies, my fave band. Have registered for all Oz shows.

dedja wrote:

Brodlach wrote:Except they are mates

Just because they’re rooting each other doesn’t mean they have any idea how to size a house A/C.

The cat's out the bag, Amber is the sheila from work I mentioned a while back

Saints at Sema4 and Nth Haven are the go to down this way, no complaints. Great Xmas Hams and French Cutlets

Not Adelaide but Pearl Jam playing in Melbourne in November.
I’m there.

With the Pixies, my fave band. Have registered for all Oz shows.
Now looks like I’m going to the Melbourne and Gold Coast shows.
Not sure how I get this one past the minister of war… :-@

Cupla Quaddies ought to sweeten the conversation.
.

Havin a froff or two overlooking Georges Bay in St Helens. Awesome spot.