MW wrote:

Dog_ger2 wrote:remember the weapons of mass destruction.

USA has them.

There is a word called "Propergander"

Is that when you spot a decent looking chick?

Yeah it's when you're not sure if she's hot and you have to look over again and have a propergander!

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yesterday was drinking some belated birthday beers given to me.

Coopers Light

Some WA brewed summer lagers.

Both are great summer/mower beers to smash down.

Followed it up with some Jim Beam Signature craft....

Coopers light?
I'd rather drink my own urine thanks.

The Bedge wrote:Ambers just taking it one post at a time.

Yeah, nah their a good team, we won't be taking them lightly!

Ambers just taking it one post at a time.

Yeah, nah their a good team, we won't be taking them lightly!


No wonder your up and about with the massive massive signing. Huge news well done amber.

Daisy Thomas contract extension lol :lol: ;)

No wonder your a #closetportfan

I don't like agreeing with Power supporters but Thomas should have folllowed Malthouse out the door.

Now get back on topic ;)

valleys07 wrote:Left out of the hypothetical.

It doesn't get better than that.

Yep I demand Valleys07 gets a berth.
Heck we need someone with an ounce of a footy brain.

The Bedge wrote:Very good.

I sense flags with this group... is it to early to talk dynasty?

As the new social coordinator I think we need to have a few beers to discuss all the flags we are going to win and how best to handle the dynasty ahead.

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

why am i the cook?

I assumed it's coz you sound like the chef from the muppets.
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MW wrote:Someone send me some dad jokes then.

Speak to LM.
He writes his own Dad jokes material.

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC :(

Mate I'll appoint you the social coordinator 2IC.
I reckon we could organise a shindig or two between us. :lol:

Hinkley was never leaving but used the Gold Coast offer for greater leverage to his already discussed and ongoing contract extension conversation.
He bought himself an extra $100k a year.

Well played Ken and moreso his manager.

Johno6 wrote:its pretty crazy to think a thread started about voting on same sex marriage ended up talking about blow jobs from the missus.....

Doesn't every conversation end this way?
Or is that just me?

Booney wrote:

MW wrote:

Booney wrote:Soccer chants are to keep people awake.

There's no need for chants at the footy.

Yes, I love beer too.

@morell
Thoughts on beer?

Why, why do that?

It's like asking your missus how her day was......... you care but you don't really care!

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Keefy wrote:Finishing my uni degree in just over 5 weeks time

Must've had some late nights.

Yeah I struggle to finish reading the Sunday mail in 5 weeks

It's all Shits and Giggles until someone Giggles and Shits!

Trader wrote:

morell wrote:Fine. I'll go to the Gold Coast.

Well in that case, how about a 3 year extension and we triple your pay?[/panic]

Nah f*ck him, let him go

HH3 wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:Just logged in and haven't read the last 7 pages, just wondering if it's worth reading coz I'm a busy man and all that....

Ummmm.....no!

Yeah probably not.

So the last 7 pages are much like the first 194 pages then?

morell wrote:

Booney wrote:Hijacked Port Adelaide thread. FFS.

Its alright mate I'm going away for 5 days so you'll have it all to yourself again.

Hurry home won't you....... you'll be missed

If either Cotchin or Sloane were to be suspended which I hope either aren't, then double or triple it and make them serve it next year.
No one deserves to miss a GF for those minor indiscretions.

Booney wrote:

locky801 wrote:See Kane Cornes having a dig at the free kick count in this mornings print media

You read the print media, first mistake right there.

You read what Kane Cornes writes....... that's your second and by far your biggest mistake.

I have a fair bit of time for Graham through some personal dealings but as for Chad and Kane, someone said something about petulance? Spot on there :lol: Massive dose of it.

I can tolerate Chad but Kane has surpassed Graham as the biggest f*ckstick in that family.

Kane is now next level f*ckstick IMO

Heard today from a bloke who's opinion I 'Normally' listen to but he claims Port have met with Jack Watts in some sort've deal including Trengrove, Draft Picks involving up too 2 other clubs as well as Lever and the Crows.

I'm not sold on it but, his mail is actually normally pretty good.

Morrell is full of sh*t mate! ;)

PatowalongaPirate wrote:0/63 10 overs gone.

Good start by Warner and Finch.

Now that the series is over...............

I really can't bring myself to support either of these teams.
Both easily are in my top 3 most disliked teams.

I don't care who wins, I'm just going to get drunk!

I thought one of the guys on the opposition team was cute on a Saturday... so I thought I would try and see if I can find him on here.


in 3 weeks time we have been together for 8 years, love you HH3

#voteyes

I happily voted yes for gay marriages but I'm not supporting weirdo marriages for you two! :lol:

Stringer's ex has released her side of the story. Whilst she was pregnant Jake was in a sexual relationship with a 17 year old and he also has a massive gambling problem in which he has blown a six figure sum of their savings.

Good to see he can play footy coz it sounds like he hasn't got a brain in his head.......

Dutchy wrote:

I can't stand this f*ckwit!
How he has remained employed all these years is beyond me.

Whilst I feel for the majority of crows supporters, It's morons like him that give us non crows supporters great delight in seeing them lose.

MW wrote:JJ plays his role and he might look like a KPP but he's not.
If he was 5'10" we'd all be singing his praisrs

If his role on Saturday was to run and hide when the ball came near him..... he played very well!

carey wrote:Hey hey hey Closet Port fan wash your mouth out speaking like that!

On tap or in a stubbie...... yes please
In a can, you can bang that up your ar$e.

Might open the door for Matty Lokan, perhaps?

Why would Lokan break his contract for the same [or even dumbed down] role in the SANFL?

Because he is desperate to get into the AFL system.

But he is contracted to Glenelg, sure he would have a clause that lets him walk if he goes to the AFL but the Port Magpies is not the AFL system.

C’mon Dutchy............ it’s one club and all that BS!

The Bedge wrote:

Booney wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:I really need to know..........
When the **** did Port supporters start giving fashion advice?

Don't tar us all with one brush pal.

One Club - one Brush pal

It’s use to be the same girlfriend as well........

bennymacca wrote:

Booney wrote:Didn't Betts say at the Grand Final wake that "I can guarantee you he will be here next year" when asked about Cameron?

#nevertearusapart

What’s he gonna say? Yeah I think he wants out, dunno.

Ahh maybe he could have left the bit about the ‘guarantee’ out perhaps.

Corona Man wrote:

bennymacca wrote:Booney and wubbsy taking great delight in the misfortune of the crows instead of worrying about their own sides

To be fair, I am enjoying too

Me three

Not that it means much but Betts said on Channel 9 news he ‘guarantees’ Cameron will be at the Crows next season

Unfortunately Charlie has requested to be traded...
These things happen in 3's - Lever, Cameron...... so is Sloane next. Such a pity!
Don't stress, Jenkins will ask for a trade...

You wish ;)

Brodlach wrote:I suppose when your team is not good enough you need to wallow in other teams disappointment


Especially those that are so incapable of even making finals

Finishing second to bottom or second to top = No premiership cup.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:
Me too but it’s a slow day at work and I’m hungover so just play along please.

That's terrible.......................on a school night?

It’s school holidays mate!

Not the most compelling statistical case that i've ever seen to justify dropping one spud to just bring in another!
Trengove left. They need to find a replacement, obviously they see Watts as the right person.

Not like they traded/delisted Trengove then went and chased Watts.. that would be different.

Trengove left?
He had no contract and wasn’t wanted!

LMA wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

morell wrote:It can sound like Swedish models farting Beethoven's 5th through a walkie talkie for all I care. It's the truth.

What would that actually sound like?

Dunno but google cake farts, an oldie but a goodie

I just did.
Bahahaha

kneedeepinthehoopla wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Robran wrote:I can tell u fine folk now R Sloane has asked the question to the Adelaide board if there is a chance he could be traded, and yes it is all to do with his misses job.

I knew that would be coming.

He’ll look good in navy blue

Yeah the Crows can finally have Gibbs if they give us Sloane.

Lightning McQueen wrote:
With chinos that stop half way between his knee and ankle along with boat shoes.

Yeah I just don’t get the dress sense these days.
If I’m paying that much for pants I want them to cover all of my legs.

Except mine has a new white seat and a sticker which says "Dayum it feels good to be a gangster" on the side. :lol: 8)

http://www.motorscooterguide.net/Yamaha/Jog/files/Yamaha-CE50-Jog-1986.jpg

Amazing

Ah that’s cute.
It even has a basket at the front to put your purse in.

MW wrote:And what would be the truth? They don't want a girl with a dick playing AFLW who is 190cm and 100kgs?

JJ plays for the Crows already remember!

Lightning McQueen wrote:

MW wrote:And what would be the truth? They don't want a girl with a dick playing AFLW who is 190cm and 100kgs?

Yep, that's what I was expecting to read on afl.com.au

You read it here first mate.
Get all the scoops on safooty.

I clicked in here by mistake....... but it’s good to see Morrell spreads his BS evenly across the entire forum.

Old age. Struggling today after a 12 hour plus session yesterday.
Mind you I've still downed 8 beers and it's only 1.40 pm here.
Could be time for a swim or a nanna nap I feel.
The fact it's 34 and we haven't seen a drop of rain since we've been here hasn't helped.

Harden up!
Get on the scotchies or bourbons to get you going again.

That might be too difficult due to old age also...

He can get viagra out on the roadside in Thailand for $2 AUD apparently. :lol:

MW wrote:Mate, he's paid to deliberately do this. Don't let him get to you. His own father is ashamed of him.

Graham loves his 5 daughters equally.
He’s not ashamed of them.

MW wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

MW wrote:Silvangi...is there a bloke that has been gifted more games because of his name?

Matthew Robran!

2 x Premiership CHF if you don't mind!

I knew you’d say that.................
Well played!

MW wrote:

Mr Beefy wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:
Matthew Robran!

Nathan Ablett says hello

He has Tex covered. 3 goals in a premiership

Sent from my SM-G920I using Tapatalk

That's not the discussion mate, keep up

Yeah otherwise we could have mentioned the Crows whole forward line.

MW wrote:Yeah but 2nd bottom is bloody depressing mate lol

You get use too it, trust me.

This made me laugh but I’m sure Carlton supporters would have a tear.,,

Any Carlton fan who is sad about Gibbs leaving just remember this will most likely happen...

- Sam Jacobs tap to Gibbs who delivers a long ball to Eddie Betts who snaps truely from the pocket..

It may happen during the regular season but we all know Betts goes missing when it counts.
Always has, always will!

Brodlach wrote:Is Lindsey Thomas off to Port as a DFA? Not delisted yet but mentioned on the radio and Port looking at picking him up

Maybe he can wear Kane Cornes’s guernsey as he’ll be easier to spot when he starts diving for free kicks.