So, after months of Miss Nicola bemoaning how few people were getting tested; they are now up to high levels she wanted.

Lucky SA Health have had 20 months to get their act together or we would have to wait hours for a test.

Worst thing is seeing that idiot Picton on TV every night.

It would appear that two vaccines with proven technology may be available early next year

https://www.tga.gov.au/tga-grants-provisional-determination-vaxine-pty-ltd-its-covid-19-recombinant-protein-vaccine


https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/coronavirus/novavaxs-covid19-vaccine-could-be-a-game-changer-for-antivaxxers-in-australia-across-globe/news-story/9519a1df85689fd1018e7f20cdc3319f

I had a test last week in Berri. There was one car in front of me. All done in under 5 minutes. If u desperate for a test and want a road trip, just drive to berri and get test done. Still quicker than waiting 8 hours.
Seen that yesterday, had a mate line up for over 8 hours and one dude told him he should've just driven to Tailem Bend.

It's crazy down here, I did hear that Renmark is about 95% double jabbed?

95% have had the vaccine as well

https://spectator.com.au/2021/12/sweden-puts-vaccine-passports-under-our-skin/?fbclid=IwAR2VUAb73h4TbFrqS3HHz0r9DMZtJS8bomjxZ6ozlNqI1giV303DGMvOU6Y

Nobody bothered by this?
You wont be able to do a thing unless the government allows you.
Cant believe anyone would want to give up their human rights. If you dont think this is where we are heading youve got your head in the sand.
Keep lining up for the boosters of a vaccine that doesnt work
So easily debunked by 30 seconds on google

Epicentre, the company mentioned in that atricle, is a US based company, not swedish.

They seem to specialise in gene therapy, not microchips

Do you believe literally everything crackpots write, without even a modicum of "do your own research" that you urge the rest of us to do??

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So easily debunked by 30 seconds on google
https://www.techeblog.com/sweden-epicener-microchip-implant-vaccine-passport/
https://www.su.org/experts/hannes-sjoblad

Had my booster (Moderna) this morning after two Pfizers and feel great in the middle of a pub crawl.
Had bit of an achy arm for the first two hours.
Will report back further findings tomorrow.


There you go
2 Iconic safooty posters booster vaccinated on the same day with the same Moderna vacs
Will report back any further findings tomorrow

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCKB5Y7XlLeTuH_eRq_lOyZHwrQR5N4Z1OJg&usqp=CAU

Had my booster (Moderna) this morning after two Pfizers and feel great in the middle of a pub crawl.
Had bit of an achy arm for the first two hours.
Will report back further findings tomorrow.

Did you type that or just think it?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1gPxgT9InOc/TjS0U1qdXpI/AAAAAAAAAtk/hK-B9DCgdMw/s320/3rd_rock_my_favorite_martian.jpg

amber_fluid wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!

LQ on the way home

These surging case numbers would seem to suggest the face decoration is pretty useless against Omicron.

As my doctor said:
“Don’t forget to wear your comfort blankets – covid virus is 100 times smaller than the holes in a surgical mask and can be 50000 times smaller than the holes in a cloth mask.”

If you can small a fart with your mask on; you’re screwed

Going to lose 10 kgs this year!

carey wrote:Tried to screenshot my bet but it’s to big

The stake or potential win?

2022...…...only 10 days in but its fair to say the ball hasn't bounced our way on a few different fronts. Hopefully the year can only get better. Sometimes you just got to get through the shit.
Mate, I'm hearing you.

This has been the darkest start I've had to new year for as long as I remember, living a friggin nightmare but it's my own doing and time will see me through it.

Work seems to be my escape atm.

Yeah same mate...……

The most annoying part is most of my issues stem back from bad decisions made many moons ago...……..if only I knew now what I didn't know then. Throw on top of that some future happenings that aren't overly exciting to look forward to and I'm finding I'm really in a rut, not feeling a great purpose at moment. I know its only sport but seeing that coming to an end as it is (for multiple of reasons that cant be avoided) on top of everything else going on has amplified the sadness of that.

Luckily for me the relationship at home with the partner is strongish, we aren't the greatest couple on earth (who is) but one thing is for sure is that we have each's others back through thick and thin which is a great source of comfort and support. We love the community we live in and couldn't be happier with that.

Work was most definitely my escape but we are now in the middle of summer im moving from one issue to another at work and finding im moving from being the bad guy in one situation to playing the bad guy in the next situation. As a general rule of thumb I do like to make people happy and have never enjoyed the 'disciplinarily' element of management.

Safooty has also been a bit of an escape which is why my posting numbers have increased to many peoples dismay.haha..……….I understand how it all works though especially when you do go against the grain on many occasions.

Just need to book a big holiday or set some big audacious hair goals to get the old me back.

Keep your chin up: both of you
Life has its ups and downs.
I dont dwell on the bad $hit - just move on and enjoy the good $hit for as long as it lasts
Then get on here and rev a few people up - that always makes my day happier :D (although it might be same said bad $hit for some others) :-BD
Mrs Jimmy's margarita slushies on Saturdays help as well. I'll send you the recipe if you want it

Keep your chin up: both of you
Life has its ups and downs.
I dont dwell on the bad $hit - just move on and enjoy the good $hit for as long as it lasts
Then get on here and rev a few people up - that always makes my day happier :D (although it might be same said bad $hit for some others) :-BD
Mrs Jimmy's margarita slushies on Saturdays help as well. I'll send you the recipe if you want it
Don't worry about the recipe, I'll just bring the leopard print speedos and a towel over.

= bad $hit

https://pics.me.me/thumb_itsspeedo-saturday-speedo-saturday-album-on-imgur-51928318.png

Djokovic back pedalling and pirouetting
The can of worms is open for all to have a look at

Has now finally resorted to the "my mother gave me a slimming tablet" defence in completing the online application form (which he was always going to fall back on)

This really should be on Border Security

https://c.tenor.com/Eig2MlqCi3AAAAAM/michael-jackson-popcorn.gif

Fortunately I'm out of the running a football club game, but if I still was I'd be significantly concerned that a large number of the volunteers (be it time keepers, team managers etc) are in an age range (and due to steady diets of west end and winfield blues have significant co-morbidities) that it's going to be very difficult if not impossible to run a season safely.

Alternatively, these are the blokes who effectively keep the trains on the track. Lose them and it becomes impossible to run a season

You do realise that you just described Owen, don't you... :lol:

Masters have got it right, just play once every two weeks :lol:

Probably could have done that with 8 team comps

Where all the chunks were in my "chunky beef and mushroom" tin of soup for lunch

Wait until you spew it back up. They will be there (along with the carrot you ate a year ago)

I see Apache has found a new media outlet to terrorise

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Bunsters Sauces. Certainly add a little flavour with a nice twang with dinner!

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Got to love a sauce with this name



I've never heard of it before

Facebook losing USD180Bn in value in one night

https://apple.news/AfwN6T64nRG2gw6nK1teSYg

Miss Nicola was down here for the weekend
Relaxing on the balcony in her bathers whilst Mr was doing the BBQ
I didn't see her dancing or singing. She doesn't like those either

In her bikini?
Don’t tell @MW
He’ll be there in a flash

Yes she was.
It was a floral number with ties on the side.
Add suntanning to the list of dislikes. Fortunately I had sunglasses on 8)

yeah right.
fap fap fap

I didn’t see her doing that
I’d get a video for MW if I did

There may have been a fair bit of red wine involved in those posts

how long was your notice period? seemed short

My contract states under 1 year = 1 week, which was to be this Friday.

I've handed everything over, it's the end of the pay week today, I'm not calling or seeing anyone so we agreed on today being it.

I hate short notice periods. All mine are on 3 months with the option of agreeing a shorter term
My fellow director Mrs Jimmy has me on 24 hours notice with a very wide ranging instant dismissal for Serious Misconduct definition

Webt thru Dan's yesterday and
4 pines - watermelon and pomegranate Sour peaked the Mrs attention.

Tried one yesterday and it was actually quite nice and refreshing. Pleasantly surprised.

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Very handy that Miss Jimmy's partner works for a multi beverage company and is doing his Master Sommelier
He visits with all sorts of interesting stuff

The weekend is a bit hazy but I'm pretty sure he brought down some Vale Brewing Margarita Sour
I'm not a RTD fan but I remember that it was pretty good

locky801 wrote:International this day, International that day, have a bloody international day for everything

how about lets just have an international normal day

Let's not complain just yet.
S&B Day on 14th March

What a shame - she is a class act

Not a shame at all I reckon.

She's 25, she's been #1 for two years, she's won Wimbledon, Australian and French Opens and is ready to take on the next step in her life, good on her I say, even in retiring she's setting the perfect example of doing what makes you happy.

It's a shame for the rest of us.
She actually played tennis instead of being anchored to the baseline and playing a $hit shot every 3rd hit like most of them

I thought Eddie did a great job
Very professional

AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”

The Bedge wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:I'll tell our C Grade in C1 to start calling themselves elite

Nah, they're elitists.. slightly different.

That's very good Bedgey

You are an elite troller (unlike me)

Vamos wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Vamos wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:Klondike - true story
Worth a look

You'd be a Hell On Wheels fan I reckon.

Ch 7?

Looks like it but only 4 seasons, think there were 5. Would be on Fox or Binge too, being an AMC show.

Found in on 7Plus last night & don't have to pay for it

Binged 5 episodes - you’re right. I’m a fan

gazzamagoo wrote:Norwood to kick only 1 point.

EFA

amber_fluid wrote:Robe!
Any good suggestions for things to do/see/eat/drink this Easter.

Got the Pubs and the Brewery all sorted just need other suggestions here.

Have a look at Nora Creina

Jim05 wrote:So for the first time ever SA gets a One Nation MP

and Prince Russell Wortley gets to fill his pockets even more

I've never seen a more disgusting snout in trough moment than this one from Chapman.

To receive the maximum parliamentary pension ( $300,984 per year ) you have to serve 20 years and 1 month.

1 month after the election Chapman resigns, triggering a by-election that could cost upwards of $700,000.

You guessed, upon announcing her retirement she'd served 20 years and 1 month. What a pig.

Booney wrote:Taking Mrs Boon into town for a night away Friday night, looking forward to a nice night, hitting a couple of bars ( one beer, one gin ) and a nice meal somewhere.

Do you want to use the last Booney map or do we start a new one?

Taking Mrs Boon into town for a night away Friday night, looking forward to a nice night, hitting a couple of bars ( one beer, one gin ) and a nice meal somewhere.

Do you want to use the last Booney map or do we start a new one?

Forgot about that one! Might just retrace it.

If you go to the Queens Head - ask for Jimmy Jnr

Miss 19 Y.O daughter messages me in a tither, she has applied for a new job and has had two interviews and got an email today requesting a number of a recent employment referee.

She has become a manager where she works and hasn't told them that she was looking elsewhere, she wasn't really but a job came up and she was asked to apply.

I said to here to just speak to a manager that you get along well with from a different department and point out the sensitivity of the the call to your prospective new HR officer, does this sound like the right advice?

I dont think anyone expects a referee from your current employer

Having said that, over the years, I have offered a reference to some current employees should they wish to go for a job elsewhere ;)

Well she has pretty much only worked at the same place.

Yeah try someone she can trust within the workplace.

Alternatively they might accept a professional personal referee eg sporting coach, uni lecturer, school teacher etc. we have to do this a lot as we are very often a first time employer of staff.

Will they accept references from people who know your father on safooty.net?

I can write a good one - I've got nice letterhead as well

Round 1 produced some air time on TV for a couple of clubs. Not quite for the right reasons.
What happened?


https://twitter.com/kanecornes/status/1509412413648826371

Meningie player punching a Jervois player

Jervois player #15 runs at the smaller Meningie player #2.
Scuffle ensues and Jervois player #15 throws left jab at Meningie player #2.
Meningie player #3 comes in to help his mate, Jervois player looks directly at Meningie player before eating a straight right.

Neither club in the right but for the media to be reporting that some poor innocent Jervois player got king hit is laughable.

Well
1. It is Kane Cornes and
2. He's a ****head

It's been fun

I'm going to miss you all

cracka wrote:The Tomic/Kyrgios feud. Apparently now Tomic has challenged Kyrgios to a million dollar bet/match. Really hope this goes ahead

My money is on the referee disqualifying them both for being total tossers

Starlight Childrens Foundation

Went to their Five Chefs dinner last night
There would have been 500 people there

They raised over $500k on the night

Firing squad for anyone that asks for anything to be "freshly cut" at the deli section. Just get the stuff in the cabinet like the rest of us!

My boy works in the deli section, he would agree. What about the chatty checkout operators who hold up the lines, there's 2 at Coles Pt Adelaide I avoid like the plague. I'm all for your standard pleasantries and a bit of chat but not at the expense of stopping the production line.

Same with duty free on the way back in when you're trying to beat 2,000 other passengers to the front door.

Did you have a nice flight? :evil:
No! **** off and do your job

Unless they've got big norks

Booney wrote:Peaky Blinders Season 6 in 3 days.

Peaky f00king blinders!

Remember NSW still enforces the no under 18's in the front bar of any establishment. Found that out the hard way when I took the Mrs to Mario's Palace... the 11 month old got asked to leave the front bar and we were moved to the dining room where there were full nudes painted on the walls and ceiling!

I took Mrs Jimmy to the Marnoo pub once.
No women in the front bar rule.
She wasn't happy when she heard a horse (Maori's Idol) was allowed in there
https://victoriancollections.net.au/media/collectors/510b3f7f023fd725b4cd5300/items/6052a342c9704ed38a6f66e2/item-media/617621e54b0c35ae76732352/VictorianCollections-large.jpg

(The female in the photo was the barmaid)

Probably didn't help when I said "well, he is male....."

Here you go (I could edit it & none of you cheapskates would know 8) )

Managed to dodge Covid? UniSA Professor Adrian Esterman explains some of the possible reasons

Why do some people manage to dodge Covid, despite being exposed to the virus through close contact with infected family or friends? An Adelaide scientist explains.

Clare Peddie
Science Writer
2 min read
June 7, 2022 - 8:00PM

AstraZeneca CEO Pascal Soriot has been honoured with knighthood as part of the Queen's Birthday Honours. Mr Soriot, who holds Australian citizenship, is being rewarded for spearheading the first COVID-19 vaccine.


If you have escaped Covid infection so far, despite exposure as a close contact, consider yourself lucky. But that luck could soon run out, scientists say.

UniSA biostatistics and epidemiology Professor Adrian Esterman says scientists all over the world are trying to work out why some people catch Covid while others don’t.

“It’s likely that some people have quite strong immune systems and others don’t,” he said. “That’s the simple answer. We really don’t know much more than that. It’s a lottery.”

The booster shot helps to prevent infection for a few months, but that protection wanes over time, Prof Esterman said. Fortunately the booster appears to provide longer lasting protection against severe disease, so those who do catch Covid are less likely to die or suffer severe complications.

People who are younger, fitter and healthier may have stronger immune systems that are better able to fight off an infection, though there are always exceptions.

And then some people may benefit from recent exposure to a similar virus that provides a level of cross-protection.

“You have people who are living with family members with Covid-19 and never get it, they share the same bed even and they still don’t get it,” Prof Esterman said.

Or they may have had Covid without knowing it, experiencing very mild symptoms or no symptoms at all, he said.

Anyone who is concerned that they may be suffering some of the long-term consequences of Covid infection, without having ever tested positive to Covid, can ask their GP for a blood test. Serology checks for antibodies against the virus and can tell the difference between antibodies produced following infection and those from vaccination.

Prof Esterman is concerned about the prospect of a new variant “as bad as Delta or worse and as transmissible as Omicron” emerging before the next generation of vaccines become available.

In the meantime, he strongly advocates for the use of masks in public places and is adamant that the booster shot is essential. Anything less is worse than a lottery, it’s playing Russian roulette.

“At the moment, the third shot for most people is sufficient, it gives reasonably good protection against serious illness and death for many, many months, we‘re talking about eight months or longer,” he said.

“So for the moment it’s not considered worthwhile giving a fourth dose to most people because it wouldn’t give them that much added protection.”

He said some of the big vaccine manufacturers would soon be bringing out “second generation vaccines”, including Moderna’s bivalent vaccine designed to stimulate a response to both the original Wuhan strain and the more highly transmissible variant Omicron.

“When these become available, and they almost certainly will be available later on this year, then I think it will be worthwhile vaccinating everyone else with that fourth shot,” he said.

Booney blows goats - I have proof

Senor Moto Gadili wrote:I notice work has started on the Grand Palace at Park 9. What is the completion date jimmy?

Half way through next year (and it's the Gin Palace according to Peter Goers)

I own a few bricks in it - I reckon they're going to name a dunny after me

How long before the first speeding ticket arrives....

Under/over 14 days

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Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.

WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up

Under 14.5: $1.40
Over 14.5: $3.10

Bearing in mind that I've only had one this century, back in about 08.

I've opened the valves up a bit already in the new girl, she has a nice bit of toe.

WOW - a new car and girl in the same week.
Things are looking up


No chance of that happening my friend, I already have a stalker who won't accept "I'm not interested" as an answer, she thinks she can persuade me.

I'm half expecting to wake one morning to my willy being super-glued to my inner thigh.

Gees you blokes are good: I have enough trouble keeping up with whats going on in my backyard