Dogs are starting to bark in the last

Happy birthday Jim.

Hope you get a good couple of wins on the weekend for presents

Port wont lose this from here, Hinkley is a genius coach and should get a 10 year extension

Another massive crash at the bottom of the Freeway, doesnt look good at all

Needs to be an alternate route for heavy vehicles or this carnage will continue

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

RB wrote:Jesus, who dropped that sitter?

wines

maybe had 1 too many

Happy birthday TDK have an awesome day

Wedgie wrote:Allegedly 7 players considering class action now.

PS Locky, knowing what people go through in your previous employment and keep on keeping on amazes me, I dips my lid to you mate.

Cheers mate, means alot

Vamos wrote:

locky801 wrote:West by 2 points

goodfellas-henry-hill.gif

you were saying

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Good fightback from the Panthers, back to 5 points at lemon time

Armchair expert wrote:

MoP wrote:What's the point of appealing? They missed the finals by 3 points and didn't get relegated. They'll finish 6th with or without an appeal.

They get 2 points, Scotch lose two points

WOS make the 5

take it to the supreme court easy fixed

Imagine driving down the road, minding your own business and then witnessing this:

https://www.9news.com.au/national/adelaide-stabbing-adelaide-mother-arrested-after-allegedly-stabbing-two-children/18aec19c-bddd-4134-87ac-7abe2f623976


What the F*** is wrong with this world

Horrific but well done to those that stopped and probably saved 2 lives, they are heroes ;)

Jon Wells signs two year deal at Renegades. Still staggered the Strikers let him go, was our most consistent batsmen last season. Will come back to bite us on the arse no doubt :shock:

probably last 2.5 seasons and is a gun fielder as well, then again nothing is staggering at the Strikers :oops: :oops:

Armchair expert wrote:

jackpot jim wrote:

Armchair expert wrote:Sadly I don't think South Africa will make 150 with the bat .

Not there yet but at 1/105 are making a good fist of it

Its rare that I'm wrong so I enjoy it when I am.

yeah right

A good day for SA, 7/289 at stumps, lead by 124.
Erwee 73
Elgar 47
Jansen 41*
Stokes 3/53

Entertaining nights play, curled up on the sofa watching it, game evenly balanced at this stage

as much as i dislike James Anderson and dont know why, he had the ball talking at times yesterday

Reckon by the time the Melbourne/Brivegas game finishes tonight that England will be back in batting & hopefully 5fa not very many

Havens got up by 7pts

Came home with a wet sail

Broadies after leading by 40 odd points hung on in the end, very similar to the Round 1 clash

locky801, congratulations on going to Div 1. Well done to Matty B and all concerned. Money well spent it would seem.

Let you know this time next year if it was or not, getting to Div 1 is hard enough, staying there is even harder ;)

People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

S Demon wrote:Anyone know how much it is to get in?

usually 15 bucks

My son, played every minor round game of footy this year, best players 7 times, hasnt had a look in re selection in the finals team but keeps training his ass off even though he knows he is on the outer, fantastic attitude

Roosters to give me a birthday present and win by 17 points

An SAFooty cricket team would have beaten the kiwis tonight

Let's do it then!!

amber gets the lads together
For a trip across the ditch
Bedgie says "I'll take the reigns"
After checking out the pitch

TDK announces proudly
That he bowls a bit of seam
The boys decide in unison
Yeah, you help Bedgie lead the team

Corona Man to open
As we know he will survive
Then whuffer, Booney, Bedgie
And Jim has to be number five

Lightning in at 6
Followed by Brodlach
Then RB for some lusty hitting
When teaming up with DOC

A safooty team going rogue
We're yet to name a mod
So with that in mind, Jim pipes up
"Let's add Dutchy to the squad"

With two spots left up for grabs
We meet for beers again
In a unanimous decision
TDK comes in at ten

So Dutchy fills the final spot
Ahead of our resident jinx
But not to be forgotten
Armchair helps amber with the drinks

Then locky feels quite left out
He was keen to come and look
No worries mate, there's a spot for you
As you can man the book

So off we go to Shagger land
To show Finchy how it's done
And get this Aussie One Day side
Back up to number one

GOLD

Have a good one MT and a great birthday as well

Happy birthday CM, have a good one

Armchair expert wrote:100 to Smith

The smudge is back whatever Virat can do the smudge can do better

Caught up with Bum Crack yesterday, had a good laugh.

Hoping to catch up with amber, Vamos and Jimmy this weekend.
Good to catch up mate. I ended up a bit slow today. Kicked on a bit after you left.
I'm hearing ya, I had a couple of beers when I got home and then ripped the scab off two bottles of cab sav.

Alarm went off at 4:45 and it felt like I'd only slept for 20 minutes.

Thats because you probably had that amount ;)

A week after my son's U13 premiership my daughter won her U16's grand final today.

2022 has been a great year in our household!

Its fantastic to see your kids just play team sports, but to then have some success this time of year is cream on top.

My eldest's team won the GF on the weekend, he didn't get a game but proud of the way he took it and still supported his team and some of his best mates, running to the bar 2 minutes before the siren went so a mate of his had a beer in his hand within 30 seconds of the game finishing. Also enjoyed watching 3 boys I used to coach in juniors win their 1st senior premiership.

Youngest won their Prelim and are in the GF next week.

Great to see and know where you are coming from . My lad played every home and away game this season, some quite well i might add and got dropped for the finals, no reason or explanation, just dropped, he still trained hard, went to all meetings and everything and it seemed to piss dad off more than him. Club won 2 x premierships, he has been celebrating with them since, good luck to him, shows the character of him

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:By 8pm you can all flick over to watch Hard Quiz.

The game will be done and dusted

Pass i will flick over and watch the European cricket League, a laugh a minute

EPFC I know a few friends that have children that play at EP obviously a very big Saturday night players or whoever at the club didn't clean the change rooms and left white powder everywhere shocking if you ask me knowing junior players will be occupying that space the next day :shock:


That's a fairly big allegation, which if false, could land this website in trouble, so unless you've taken a photo of the alleged substance and can prove it - dont post your BS here

post should be removed

Armchair expert wrote:What a stupid time to start the game when local footy finals are on

As if the AFL give hoots about local footy

D3 Talk goes here

May as well start of with the biggest signing in D3 so far (and you have heard it here first - wait 3-8 minutes for it to be posted elsewhere :lol: )

Hope Valley would like to welcome home former Valley junior and Hawthorn triple premiership player Paul Puopolo!

paul puopolo.jpg

Hoping he can attract the extra quality players we'll need to be competitive in D3

good to see these AFL players returning to their home clubs, can only be beneficial for the clubs

Labuschagne will be relieved that he has been outwanked.

Sheldon Cottrell "Corporal Disphit", WTF is the go with that celebration? You went for 12.8 and over you pillock!!! It's his trademark and does it whenever he takes a wicket, he does it because he's a former Jamaican Defence Force Soldier and according to him it's to show his respect to the Jamaica Defence Force. Seems he's very passionate about serving his country in his previous profession.
Thank you, I'll let him off slightly.

I should've checked with you first ;)

Been doing it for the last 4 years, recently he knocked over Joss Buttler in a one dayer and have him the farewell salute ((which is great i reckon) next match Buttler dispatched him out of the park and marched up the pitch and gave him the return salute :D

Once again Hanscombe bats way too long should have declared once the lead got about 320

Happy Birthday Booney, have an awesome day

PatowalongaPirate wrote:IRE 0/54 after 5 overs.

Stirling 23 (14)
Balbirnie 30 (16)

never happen back in the days of Garner, Roberts, Holding and co

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party but Mrs. got a terrible headache beforehand and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued, said as she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife slept soundly for about an hour and awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided to go the party and since her hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching how he acted when she was not with him.
Soon after arrival she spotted her other half cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a sexy babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went into the garden and had a quickie.
She then slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, steaming, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Uh huh, time to get to the point.
"Did you dance much ?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced at all. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill, John and some other guys, so we went into George's den and played poker all evening. But you're never going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."

Finch to get 50+

Weather looks great for the weekend, about to head off to the beach house at North Beach at Yorkes, looking forward to a great few days

A father passing by his son's bedroom
Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Dad'.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy.
She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Josh
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:Toads 0/30

Just lost both openers with the score on 39.

Lab-lotto: LBW 9

score right. disMissAL wrong

Armchair expert wrote:Rain

I'm over it

no smartarse comments required

2 months time you will be whinging it's too hot, just like me

thankfully we had Agar there facing the last over

Shubaman Gill top 10 ranked test batter in the world by the end of the year.

doing ok in the one dayer currently against NZ as well 160* off 124 ;)

201* now

Great to see the weight of my expectations not weighing him down. :lol: :lol:

Best offside player in the world.

reminds me alot of VVS Laxman

Brodlach wrote:Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them

Something like this you mean

Armchair expert wrote:Smith back to back tons

No reverse sweeps, no lap shots, cricket shots being played as they should, awesome innings

After being employed at the same place for 24 of the past 27 years it looks as though I will be saying goodbye.

I have to make a decision Monday, a very difficult one that has kept me awake all night several times over the past few weeks.
Good Luck
nothing ventured nothing gained
however, i hope if this change does occur, I hope the potential new employer is aware of your requirement here :lol:

Did the same after 33 years, haven't looked back, hope it works out the same for you LM :D

Brodlach wrote:Does it mean you have to speak more to your wife?

no still have the dog here

I will continue to live day by day not giving 2 hoots whatever happens in the world and will be dead and buried by 2030

Really hope Gill gets a gig, I'm pretty sold on this guy, his innings last night albeit it against a nd rate attack was awesome.

Really looking forward to him taking on some better quality bowlers to see just how good he is, i have a feeling i wont be disappointed