It happened to my team a couple of years ago where the ball was going straight from the middle to a goal without our team barely touching the ball. The opposition coach told me at quarter time that he would give us possession from the centre after a goal. Unfortunately their team was so dominant, all it did meant they took a mark from the kick and then goaled from there anyway.
I gifted you a future premiership side**, and you turned them to a rabble! :D ;)
** maybe in 15yrs time
I don't think there are many (if any?) left at the club or even playing footy any more.
I hold you responsible ;)