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Re: Dear Dr REB....

Dear Ring of Fire,

any prolonged exposure to the staining agent Nasser Hussain is always going to result in an inflamed rectum. The prolonged hatred of this agent towards our species is toxic to all Australians and will result in an uncontrollable urge to defecate repeatedly. Interestingly enough, Dr Turdmore wrote of this effect in The Lancet . The disease you have been suffering from is Nasser Hashitmeitis. Please take three India v Australia One Dayers and see me in the morning.

Due to patient-doctor confidentiality, I am unable to disclose whether or not Mr Broad has his testicles tucked away, Peter Griffen like on his chin. However, you do not need to read the case notes to confirm the obvious.

regards,

Dr REB
by Rik E Boy
Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:29 pm
 
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Re: Ashes 4th test Boxing Day - Melbourne Discussion

Dedja
Coulter Nile did most things right when trying to catch that ball
It was a good enough effort , in my opinion
Does not deserve to be rubbished by you or anyone else for that effort
Sorry Mal I disagree.
I would think that nearly every other player out there would of taken that catch. Lyon and Harris in particular have taken some rippers at fine leg.
Coulter-Nile positioned himself poorly and paid the price
by Jim05
Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:04 pm
 
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Re: I need to know....

If found guilty the accused should be shot.
by Squids
Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:26 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

Cfs volunteers
by BoundaryRider84
Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:28 am
 
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Re: Brad Gotch appointed Senior Coach of South Adelaide

Good old South , just as we slowly stop laughing at the Glenelg jokes too.

Oh for a 9 team competition again.

Any idea what South have done wrong?

Since 1964, everything?
And before 1964 they had 19 years of total incompetence. In an 8 team comp the highest they finished between 1945 and 1963 was 6th. So they have had one good year in 76 years. Only St Kilda is worse.

And people like me are still here.....
by westcoastpanther
Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:06 pm
 
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You are not authorised to read this forum.
by Pseudo
Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:17 pm
 
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Re: 2014 SANFL Catch Cry

Could have saved them some money and time.

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The competition formerly known as.
by Booney
Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:10 am
 
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Until you've played test cricket, you can't be taken seriously.
by Q.
Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:06 pm
 
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

smac wrote:Good thing too, imagine how bunchy those knickers would be if it did exist.

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Bunchier than Pseudo's cluster of haemorrhoids.
by Q.
Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:41 am
 
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Re: Essendon 2014

As I had mentioned in the SAAFL Div 6 forum. Hirdy's missus has just re-opened a sour jar of pickles and landed him in deep s**t again. Why couldnt he just accept the punishment ( got off lightly I thought ) and move on.
Lets just get on with it so the board can decide on who to coach us long term and take us to our next premiership. In my thoughts, keep Bomber Thompson on and go from there.
Is it definate?

Maybe cos she's a glory seeking, spoilt brat who stupidly believes her husband is truly innocent?
She is a very smart and successful lawyer, doubt she would be commenting unless she had reason.
Im all for the Hird's having their day in court and bringing down others just dont do it whilst we are paying for it or get the club involved. Hird needs to be removed from the club and then he can do what he likes
by Jim05
Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:19 pm
 
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Re: Things that you don't understand

Why does anyone wear a suit?
by The Sleeping Giant
Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:50 pm
 
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Re: Eric 2014

I'd rather spend a weekend locked up with Bevan Spencer von Einem and his mates than taking out another team's membership, but that's me.
I'd rather spend a weekend locked up with another team's membership than take out BSVE and his mates...

Except the Groggies, gotta draw the line somewhere ...

I think bringing in extremely sensitive and sick posts is a disgrace. You low life . You scumbag. You should be ashamed of yourself . It's a footy forum ,why don't you trying posting footy comments . His posts should be deleted they are disgraceful. Post about footy if you have the ability.
by Bounce of the ball
Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:37 pm
 
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Buying a product that i wanted at a certain supermarket,thought by reading the ticket its on special,scan it at the self serve and find that they are charging full price ask the worker why and the response its only a special for everyday reward customers that have the card.
Yes that is a cunning trick.
When it happened to me, I said, "Then I don't want it, credit it!" , and they gave me the discount anyway.

I've since got their rewards card for the convenience of not having to keep track of that, but have ignored their exhortations to sign up to the allied frequent flyers programme, and usually don't bother to activate their emailed discount offers which require you to spend more than you usually do.

(Despite being a Woolworths shareholder I tend to spend more at Coles because they usually have more of the products I want.)
by Psyber
Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:42 am
 
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Re: Has Mick Malthouse lost the plot?

I reckon as recently as his last year at Collingwood he was still the best coach in the league. As for the game passing him by take a look at Carlton's list. At full strength they could go 7-10. Minus Waite, Henderson, Thomas and Kruezer they are a shocking team. Soft as butter with more sheep dogs than Footrot Flats. The goers in the team such as Robbo and Armfield are limited. Experienced players such as McLean are lucky to get a gig. Warnock is shite and Carazzo is done.

Too much falls to too few. Judd, Simpson and Walker are three players who look to be carrying more than they should. Mick didn't want Murphy as Captain and I think this point of view has been vindicated more often than not despite Murphy's best efforts. There have been very few positives...I belive Levi Casboult has come on a treat this year, Gibbs has shown he can win the hard football and young Menzel looks to be a real player.

The club made the wrong move getting Mick and seriously overestimated their list's ability to win the flag. Judging Malthouse by his Carlton stay is like judging Pagan from his. Mick has a history of bringing up ordinary teams to be contenders but Collingwood 2002 and Footscray 1985 would absolutley pump Carlton 2014.

Has he lost the plot? Probably. The job is harder than he thought it would be. The cull should have happened last summer, not this summer. Is he a shit coach...um....no way. He would have been gone long ago if he was. Is he second to none....well, I'd have a few ahead of MIck.

regards,

REB
by Rik E Boy
Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:26 pm
 
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Re: Round 14 - North v Glenelg @ Prospect Oval (Sat 26/7)

Does that mean you're coming Ecky?

Long time between drinks.
No, because I'm not going anymore I don't care if the whole world knows that the best place to park at Prospect is the other side of Main North Rd, or at Unley the dead end street one street north of the Oval etc...

That'll be handy to know for when Glenelg plays Sturt last week.
by maxyoz
Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:00 pm
 
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Re: Round 18 - live scores, discussion & confabbing.

Port absolutely gifted that game. The umpiring was a disgrace.
by cennals05
Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:30 pm
 
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Re: Essendon 2014

When clubs at all levels build a "culture" with talk about being selfless, showing yourself and your team mates respect, knowing when "it's your turn to go", leaving your ego at the door for the betterment of all etc etc it's pretty ******* rich to think Hird could come back and coach at AFL level, any level, for that matter.
by Booney
Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:30 am
 
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Re: I need to know....

Thank you Boob lady :lol:

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by Footy Chick
Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:26 pm
 
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Re: Preliminary Final - Port v South @ Adelaide Oval (Sun 14

OK. After 3 hours of not talking , I finally thought hey that's enough sulking for a grown man and told the missus I was going to the shop.

I want to say thanks to the Panthers for a great ride this season. I went to most home games and the odd away game. Plus all 3 finals.
Most games I went with the "Old Man", who was 16 the last time South won the flag .
So it's his fault I ended up following a team that I have never seen in a Grand Final.

I thought I better text mum to see if he was ok , as at the final siren he looked liked someone had stolen his last dollar.

Mum's text " He said he is jacked off cos they played well and got pipped at the post by imports. He has followed them for a long time. He is eating chocolate and he seldom does" ( diabetic ).

South Australia sometimes gets described as a "backwater" , but we love our state and our local footy. This is something people involved with the AFL and other states just don't get and will never get !!!

Good Luck to the Legs next week.
by The Panther
Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:37 pm
 
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Re: Live Scores

dedja wrote:Faark me, for the first time in my life I'll be ... barr ... supp ... foll ... Nor ... um, the Red ...

NOOOOOOO, I just can't do it!


Who needs Glenelg supporters during Grand Final week? Especially against Port. Thanks but no thanks. :)

regards,

REB
by Rik E Boy
Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:55 pm
 
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Re: Things that you rate!

Achieving the teacher holy grail of permanency! More than a little excited by it
by RustyCage
Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:20 pm
 
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Re: SA vs My Foot Dr Bulls

Pretty sure it was exaggeration in the pursuit of humour.

Calm down mal :)
by bennymacca
Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:04 pm
 
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Re: R u to b a member of ur favourite SANFL club in 2015?

Reckon Ill get back to the Bay in 2015 after having my protest in 2014 and not attending a game, mainly for my kids who have been asking why we aren't going anymore, the heart strings are pulling me back a bit as well, even though my head says I should stay away. Although don;t think Ill be attending anywhere near as many games as I used to as I got used to going to the SFL last year every Sat,
by Dutchy
Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:20 pm
 
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Re: Aus v Ind Test Series

I believe we've all forgotten the age old rule that you can't have an opinion on this cricket forum unless you've played test cricket.

#bringbackAH
by Q.
Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:40 pm
 
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Re: Aus v Ind Test Series

bagging a bloke for making 99... wow!!! Seen it all...
by woodublieve12
Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:28 pm
 
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Re: I need to know....

dedja wrote:Justice done ... the police officer has been found not guilty in the Shahin case.

Judge fires both barrels at the DPP and Senior Police for wasting his and members of the jury time.
by heater31
Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:14 pm
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

dedja wrote:Abbott doing everything possible to ensure he's booted out of the PM chair.

First he reinstates knighthoods, then he awards one to ... Prince Philip ... WTF???

WADH.


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by RustyCage
Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:08 pm
 
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Re: I need to know....

I don't know why everyone's talking about boycotting OTR, I always enjoy his posts.
by RB
Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:55 pm
 
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Re: I need to know....

I don't have time to make things.

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by Booney
Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:11 am
 
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Re: I need to know....

WB12, you made that quickly ;)
by Brodlach
Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:31 am
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

Interesting to note - Labor cops a lot for being unstable - which it was during government - but since John Howard's demise Labor has had three leadership changes, as have Liberal.

Again proving they're both the same as each other.
by Dogwatcher
Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:29 am
 
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Re: HICKS DECISION

The majority of us think he was in the wrong place and should not have been where he was.
The majority of us think he should have been charged and jailed.

But this is where, for me, the debate centres:

If he was so guilty (which is what the majority of us think), why the hell did the Americans have to create a trumped-up charge that had no basis in law? It's pretty obvious he was guilty of something and should have been jailed, why and how did the Americans screw it up so badly that they couldn't charge him with an existing law that would not see his conviction overturned?


David Hick is Australia's new Ned Kelly - he's become a folk hero to the disaffected because, while he may have been guilty, he was persecuted by the law and treated unfairly. He has become a pariah and as time progresses and the basis of his story becomes shrouded in the mists of time, his myth will grow. All because the Americans went above the rule of law and were supported by the Australian government.
by Dogwatcher
Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:56 am
 
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Re: submarines

Our future is looking very bleak :( As a young ASC worker, doing my apprenticeship there and a qualified tradesman for a year now I plead to the government to look after South Australian employment and provide my fellow tradesman work mates and I with future work and help ensure our working future.
by The Dark Knight
Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:26 pm
 
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Re: HICKS DECISION

When people post like this, I think that they only believe in legal fairness when it suits them. Right or wrong, he's from our country (to turn a well-known phrase around) and our country expects people to be treated within the law and receive a fair trial - whether right or wrong.
by Dogwatcher
Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:42 pm
 
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