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Booney wrote:
daysofourlives wrote:
Booney wrote:Stengle was caught last Friday. Kept that quiet.

So was Hunter i believe, your point?

Crows sat on it for a week, worked it now?

Stalker

If you Centrals chumps put as much effort into raising money for your own club rather than obsessing over Port you wouldn't be rattling tins.

Taking advice on how to save your club from a Port fan. Seriously any mirrors at Alberton.

What’s next people from Wuhan telling us how to run the Central Markets

I have a better plan for us Centrals fans moving forward. Let’s raise money for our club whilst continuing to laugh at PAFCs demise.

Clearly an observation not advice. I couldn't give a toss about your club and it's red dirt, bull ant infested surrounds.
lol, as opposed to the possible tumble weed, bulldust infested outer at Alberton. :D :D

And stay away from our beaches, St Kilda's your beach. Worst thing they did was build that expressway :D

Australia Post.
I know they’re busy because of Easter and everything else happening right now but how hard is it to deliver parcels from Melbourne to Adelaide
in a timely manner?
Been waiting over 2 weeks now and the tracking app just says it’s been delayed.
No shit Sherlock but when will I get my parcels.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Australia Post are the worst organisation for customer service you will encounter.

Ordering through Catch I don’t think you get a choice of courier.
They are by far the worse in my experience as well.

Still **** waiting for my parcels.

Be patient, the music will stop on you soon.

I think Semaphore is officially the beach of the Elizabeathians. Taken in a peaceful, bloodless coup. :D

Damn straight, basketball singlets everywhere down here in summer :D
and hordes of lesbians, Semaphore must be the leso capital of Australia.

I was thinking the same thing. I was wondering whether Elizabethan is another name for Lesbian

Can't say I notice that many in the area, probably just not taken aback by a same sex relationship like you fossils ;)

Got that right, same sex for 20 years

Yeah, I'm really keen to watch it too, and I can't stand basketball. I'm also of a similar vintage to Booney, and can't not think of the 90s without Michael Jordan ( I did have a pair of his shoes, though ), so there's a slight nostalgia factor there as well. The doco seems to be more about the dynamics and tensions of the team environment, which appears to be what gives it such broad appeal.

I had 4's, 5's, 6's and 7's, a Bulls bomber jacket, a Pippen singlet and a full Flight tracksuit. Should have kept the clothes.

Sheesh! Where can we hear your rap album?

F Brodlach (AD) Booney (PA) CoronaMan (HAW)

HF Amber (CARL) Jim05 (ESS) Saintal (StK)

C Jase (WB) Spargo (NM) Q (COLL)

HB Wubsy (SYD) DavidBrent (RIC) Spangas (BRIS)

FB BumCrack (GEE) Stan (WC) FreoHeaveHo (FRE)

R No (MEL) Firkin (GWS) Idea (GWS)

No good mate, you have 2 Port supporters in the team :)

As Dutchy said it would be very easy. The camera/commentary crews are all set up it’s just a matter of negotiation.

LMA wrong again. Who would of thought :-)

We'll see. Is the footage and commentary up to standard to broadcast nationally on a platform like Foxtel though?

Have you ever got a hypothetical that could be possibility and may or may not eventuate right? Moron.

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There most recognizable, Berlin Chair. That whole album I love.

I go through phases where I can't get enough of 'Tuesday', while at other times 'How Much Is Enough', 'Soldiers', 'Trike', 'Damage' and 'Purple Sneakers' get a flogging.

Top 10
1. Berlin Chair
2. Everyone's to Blame
3. Jaimmes Got a Gal
4. Rosedale
5. How Much is Enough
6. Soldiers
7. She Digs Her
8. Purple Sneakers
9. Gray
10. Adam's Ribs

Very biased towards their first 2 albums

Does anyone know what the percentage tax rate is when you cash out long service leave?

I thought I heard once it was 49% but I could be completely wrong.

My understanding is it will be treated as normal income tax unless a redundancy or termination has occured. An increase in percentage depends if it puts you into the next tax bracket. The most you'll pay is 45% if that given pay period times the amont of pay periods per year equates to over $180000 per annum. Go to pay calculator and add the Gross total of LSL to your normal wage and pay cycle.

https://www.paycalculator.com.au

stan wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Day 4 in a row with zero cases in SA

Only 23 active cases

MMM Interesting
No it's not normally but why this time?

A day went by without playing Toto's Africa

Cant we just agree we have no idea what will happen? Know alls that know nothing.
Port wont be part of it as they will need the AFL lifeline as they did the SANFL.The SANFL does not need to be restructured IMO. The League competition will change but I think back to a 9 team fixture with the Crows just fielding a lot of top up players.

You've changed your tune :shock:

Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:It’s why I don’t use that crap(social media).

x2

Times three, this place is as social media as I get.

Im with the players on this. If, as reported, they are in a hub for 20 odd weeks i think its a bit much to ask them to be away from partners / kids for that period of time. Mental health issues will go through the roof and not fair on their partners as well. Need to be an alternative to at least allow contact with families.

Would be a serious bout of blue balls getting around which could lead to more aggressive acts on the field :)

Booney wrote:Braxtyn

Surname Hicks

Spargo wrote:
LMA wrote:Brutus

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Would’ve turned 55 later this month. Second oldest Hippo in the world.

Raise a murky glass tonight for the old boy, ouzo and coke will do it.

Its kinda like the Sunday Mail as a kid when you couldnt wait to see what was in the funnies

Then as a teen you went straight to the section where they took photos of people out and about, generally hotties. Can't remember what it was called, Flair maybe?

Flair or Confidential (maybe different publications?)

He’s getting his Flair, confidential and penthouse mags mixed up again.

Nah confidential was later. Used to be good checking out the Amateur results though, LMA 8.1, Amber Fluid 1.8 ;)

Pseudo wrote:Florian Schneider, co-founder of German synth pioneers Kraftwerk, 73.

RustyCage wrote:I’d say the sheeple are the ones who saw people protesting in America and thought “yeah I’ll go do that too”

Or the ones getting double dole payments and a hoping for a second wave of corona to keep the gravy train going

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Jerry Stiller, 92 from natural causes

Wasn't a fan of him in Seinfeld, infact, watching Seinfeld nowadays has me bewildered to think how I liked it in the first place.

Loved him in "King of Queens" though, had a pretty good innings.

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Anyone remember when blokes were only experts in sport and flannelette was for warmth.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:"Winning" a travel auction at a place in barossa....

Who wants to go on a holiday, holiday, holiday

Apachebulldog wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Sweet Geezus

Hallelujah Brother !!!!

I prefer Kraft Cheezus

LOL.

Plastic cheese, it all makes sense now

I saw this a while back on Foxtel and I couldn't believe the age differences of the characters from when they were in the series. Shit they'd got old. I enjoyed it though. I loved Deadwood.

It was weird how it affected some more than others (albeit thats a fairly standard part of life I guess). Charlie Utter, Bullock and Sol all looked at least 20 years older, but the rest scrubbed up pretty well relatively speaking. Joanie Stubbs still looks mint for her age.

Another interesting aside which was either my memory letting me down, or a change for the movie version, was the several references for Jane becoming "Calamity Jane" (which we always knew she was anyway).

Have had this on my watchlist for so long. Even having daily emails from our new accounts lady named Trixie hasn't prompted me to watch it. I think I'm worried that it won't live up to what forever changed viewing for myself and many others.

You watch the WA and then the SA Premiers open the borders just before the teams are set to fly out to the hubs, or shortly thereafter.

Carn people settle.. everybody love everybody
All good mate. It's a touchy subject and I have no issue with people disagreeing with my thoughts. We're not all the same. Be a pretty boring place if we were. Takes a lot to get me riled up but by God this Caronavirus crap is doing my head in big time.
BC. You are totally missing the point.

You posted that I left Australian stats out of my post. Do you really expect me to type out a list of every country in the world, just because you think it’s a good idea you ignorant ****.

The post was about stats, nothing more, nothing less. But rather than just accept that fact, you take the high brow route and say.... You left off Australia.

What the **** has that got to do with the post?

Why the **** should you even care?

Tell you what mate, just stick to cleaning up the mess the “swingers” leave at work tonight, and keep your narrow minded pigheaded and arrogant opinions to yourself, you ******* oxygen thief.

On da Red Tins? ;)

Apachebulldog wrote:
Comment please from all the BEDWETTERS !!!

Mate at 67 you're more qualified than most on here re: Bedwetting

Brodlach wrote:Jonathan Brown and Simon Black inducted into the Hall Of Fame tonight

Daryl White & Brad Green stiff to miss out.

Just when I thought this thread was flattening I see we had spike today

Spargo wrote:And the red wine is open...

Yes

Quick tasty cheap meal:

Chuck some Jasmine rice in your rice cooker
Slice up some spring onions, green part and red chillies
When rice is done fry up an egg or two on both sides in a bit of peanut oil on high, the yolk must be runny.
Spoon rice in a bowl, top with spring onions, chillies, fried egg and Oyster sauce.
Break the egg up and mix around so the yolk cooks in the hot rice.

daysofourlives wrote:The game is in more trouble than i thought.
72 points, 2 best teams in the comp.
I plead with the AFL to make drastic changes, its horrible to watch.
This is as good a year as any to experiment

Like infecting all players with coronavirus

Pull the chain, these turds are done.

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am Bays wrote:F*** me, this thread makes me want to quit SAFooty.

To me this thread is about two blokes (Q and Apache) trying to prove who has the biggest d!cks

The truth/balanced opinion is somewhere in the middle

At 67 no guessing whose is more flaccid

Because it's not just the same colours...they are both black and white stripes.
Eddie even said last night, throw some teal in there with the same jumper design. There may be black and white stripes on both, but the jumper designs are clearly quite different.

Notwithstanding that the One Club 1870 stuff is nonsense, I don't see why Port shouldn't be able to wear whatever jumper they want, at least for home games, and away games where there's no clash, like virtually every other sports team in the world.

I'm not sure why Collingwood cares so much - does Eddie think Collingwood supporters are going to switch to Port?

I seem to recall Port wore the prison bars against Richmond in a home final because Richmond didn't have a clash strip . I'm pretty sure Collingwood don't either. Why are Victorian teams allowed to forego clash jumpers even for away games and force other teams to find something else?

The whole guernsey thing in the AFL is a joke.

I've said it before, substitute common sense in for egos, and it's not an issue.

Richmond wore a predominant yellow guernsey in that game.

DOC wrote:CM any idea who the arm band is for?

Coco Pops

DOC wrote:Hearing that Walker is doubtful for this week as well.

Not injured.

Thanks for the heads up, just changed my tip to the Crows.

The professional era has ruined the game, and it can't be unchanged. As a prominent pundit said the other day, supporters support their side, but not the game or competition. Noone likes it until the end of the season when the premiers supporters are alright with it but noone else.

Said it a hundred times over recent years if it wasn't for tips, punting & supercoach I wouldn't watch it anymore.

daysofourlives wrote:Have you been under a rock the last day or so?
All you numpties and your petition.
Kochie needs something when they kill off the Magpies permanently next year

Scratches head. Another Port obsessed post from the little fella

Looking very likely that McKenna plus 5 others will miss the Carlton and Collingwood games whilst in isolation.
Names announced tomorrow morning but sounds like it’s McKenna, Merrett, Saad, McGrath, Stringer and Stewart

They should be playing Melbourne before Carlton or Collingwood. Rolling fixture, no crowds, they could play Melbourne tonight and then Carlton on next Monday or Tuesday night.

Corona Man wrote:I lasted 45 seconds.... pass me the remote!

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Higgins, Norths most skilled player needed to take it upon himself and snap that goal in the dying seconds rather than pass off, a perfect example of players nowadays getting instincts coached out of them in favour of team rules.

Jimmy_041 wrote:Are we talking just Adelaide or all Australian ports for the labs only?
I do fly into Melbourne and Sydney as well

I was sniffed and had my balls licked by a dog in Melbourne back in 2002, was a helluva footy trip that one.

Apparently there has been a spike in Security Guard applications.

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"When I was a young boy"

Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Get on Geelong, haven't lost this season in blue shorts yet...

You're welcome SAFootyites.

Must of missed this one, all I read was even the shorts won't save us and this could get ugly. Throw enough darts, eh

This season is showing why the '2 trades per round' rule is absolute crap. Should be allowed to burn the quota as you wish.

Could we re-title this thread 'Learning to Cry' REB?

Seeing as I'm naming them after songs this year I'm open to 'crying' song suggestions. My Straycat Strut side has been in the wars right from the start. Going so badly there I haven't even cracked 2 grand yet. Embarasking.

regards,

REB

I could start with the Big O. "Crying....over 2 (trades)"

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locky801 wrote:Did i just hear right, the AFL are setting up a WAG hub now in Queensland

Would make a good thread, with photos of course.

JK wrote:Fair start to Wentworth, great to see Lou Kelly getting a run, think I might even prefer this version to the Prisoner one already.

I watched the 30 min season 1-7 recap, will wait until there are a few more episodes in the bank before starting S8.

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