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Is this you or one of your reps?

Now please keep on topic....... whatever that topic is.

Thats Booney when you supply him with relevant comparative information based on past facts while speculating future performances with no knowledge of future game plans, preseason preparations and weather forecasts.

Right that explains it...... I'm guessing the sandy vag adds to the above and all makes sense now.

PS. Booney you are slightly better looking than I had imagined!

Lightning McQueen wrote:The women's draft is currently on, do we need a thread for it or will this post cover the interest?

Yeah it comes under the utter BS part

As a Carlton supporter I'd love to see the crows win a premiership next year with Gibbs playing! NOT!!!!!!
Could be worse.......... he could end up at Alberton.

helicopterking wrote:Jail isnt the worst place for him I reckon.

Nothing else has worked for him....... maybe jail time is what he needs to help himself!

Based on their non active trade period......I'd say the same as last year plus Ryder
And if they get desperate....... add in Monfries.

Krakouer would start on a flank before Hartlett or DBJ, IMO.
Krakouer is the only person in the back half who has an elite leg so he has to start.

Brodlach wrote:Haha North Melbourne and Carlton supporters, what ever gets you through the off season.

Nah I like to bag the crows during the season as well.

So when do questions start being asked of Lehmann?
Maybe a change at the top is also required.

Yep. Might be time. Langer has to be next.

Lehmann contracted to end of 2019. Will be an expensive sacking that one.

Why would they contract him for so long?
He must have the same manager as some of the Power coaches and players. ;)

Mate, if there really is karma in this world then he'll one day get in contact with you.
All the best mate as you seem like a good bloke who deserves some luck with this.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:Anyone tried the new Carlton Pale Ale?
I have been to 2 pubs for dinner the last 2 weeks and neither pub sold it.
Just wondering if it's any good?

While we're on the subject LOL.

As you said, we can only worry about the things we can control.......
Beer is one of them

Jim05 wrote:Hope Wade makes bugger all and drops a ton of catches. He is a disgrace

If he(Wade)is the next best keeper after Nevil then we are in more trouble than I thought.

carey wrote:Just got back in to Adelaide did hear right it's $9.20 a beer at the test match?

You've got to be f**king kidding me.

Yep.
Although today they did a u turn and dropped West End(only I think) to $8.90.

Daisy will be gracing the Members area tomorrow, dont miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to introduce yourself and more importantly buy him a beer ;)

I'll be happy to

I'll be there in the members area today so I'll look out for you as well.
I assume you are a female with big tits?


Well when you find her I won't be far away! :lol:

I'm seriously no good today. Got in a corporate box yesterday and certainly made the most of it. I'm not sure who hates me more today my Mrs or my liver I think it's to close to call.

4 days to go........

I've got a 3 hour drinks package from 1pm-4pm so I'll be making the most of that as well!
When they kick us out of the Ian Machlachlan room it'll be straight down to the Marquee area to continue on.

I'll look out for the seedy 40 year old bloke perving at chicks all day..........I assume that'll be you. ;)

I've got a 3 hour drinks package from 1pm-4pm so I'll be making the most of that as well!
When they kick us out of the Ian Machlachlan room it'll be straight down to the Marquee area to continue on.

I'll look out for the seedy 40 year old bloke perving at chicks all day..........I assume that'll be you. ;)

He'll be one of about 3000 if that's his only identifiable feature.

Add in drinking West End and that total will halve ;)

bubba love wrote:That is a nasty,nasty rumour to be starting shrek, god i hope nobody believes that

C'mon Bubba,
You can get Lance back at the same time and double the IQ of everyone at the club!

Booney wrote:They can watch Sam kick it 25m to nobody now.

There is hope for the lad......... as Kane Cornes made himself a 300 game player doing the same thing!

Booney wrote:Imagine being in the Victorian squad and having to decide if you side with Wade or Maxwell. **** that.

What a pair of wankers. I guess after all, they are Victorian.

On the c*ckhead scale..... both these blokes are 10's!

whufc wrote:Not sure that explains the need to run away from the scene though, this has the feel of someone who wanted something to be delayed for as long as possible about it.

He just needed to swim across the River Torrens and it would have Ben Cousins written all over it......'allegedly '

I'll let the people best served with looking after his welfare look after it, seems that's what they're doing after gathering all the facts and knowing the full situation. Unlike the rest of us.

The police will handle the criminal side of the case.

Oh please!
If this was a Crows player or even a North Melbourne player you'd be having your 2cents worth for sure. ;)

Sure would, but the clubs handed down it's punishment and it's time to move on, but feel free to keep wasting your time. Whoops, I meant feel free to keep discussing it.

So once a punishment is handed down rightly or wrongly you have to move on straight away do you.
Apologies as I missed that bit of info about this forum.

PS. You created the topic and the title! :D

Spargo wrote:Collectively or none of those 5?

5 teams can't occupy 4 spots is what he means I think.

or hide him for hours so he can sober up and not get a DUI charge. good culture at Port

Lachie Whitfield anyone?
GWS got sanctioned, will Port?

Are you serious? :lol:

Whitfield hid from ASADA, who the AFL are aligned with for testing purposes. I'm pretty sure SAPOL will handle the criminal matter and it has **** all to do with the AFL. Coupled with the fact all clubs must lodge the fine they are imposing with the AFL and AFLPA it's pretty much got nothing to do with the AFL from here on.

And Port hid Impey from the Police after an accident.
Which is worse?

C'mon lets get real with this.

chiropractors shouldnt be allowed to operate at all imo. Go to a physio if you have issues
100% correct.
Physio or Dr depending on the complaint.

Depends on the problem.
I had lower and upper back pain and saw 2 GP's (hoping for a good referral) and 3 different Physio's over a 12 month period hoping they would fix the issue.
It only got worse until I saw a Chiro.
4 visits later it was 70-80% better.
I go back every 3 months for a re-alignment but well worth it.
Each to their own I guess!
Not really, chiros will possibly make you feel better temporarily (if they don't give you a stroke like has happened) which is how they make money as people keep coming back to get temporarily relief with no long term relief making things worse if anything. Be safer and just as successful going to a dodgy church and getting a pastor to smack you on the head.

I tried that but he asked me to pull my pants down and bend over first.........

carey wrote:Beer and Tits

Beat me too it!
Topless waitresses

So what's the sad part?
Sounds like everyone is a winner

One of our cats going through some serious shit.

He's currently having a stay at the Vet getting his whole urinary system flushed. He's been hours away from death twice since Monday.

If we couldn't have come up with $3000 he would of been put down yesterday.

People joke about men with cats, but watching your mate go through that, and then be faced with the choice of leaving without him really f**ks a person up.

We will know on Friday if he's going to be ok.

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You spent $3k and you still don't know if the cat will live?
**** me!
Lucky you are rich mate! ;)

Good luck with it bud!

Another good thing about day/night tests is you can come home from work, crack a beer and sit down and watch the last session in full.

Was a place In the city called BT's (or something like that - the old Gothic apparently) that used to have topless and raffles, does that still go?


Oh yes BT's that was a ripper on Whitmore square. few good Fridays there!

Actually that place was quality!
And yes Friday lunches always went a bit longer at BT's.

Sounds like you have seen a lot of the same tits I have over the years. ;)

jackpot jim wrote:

heater31 wrote:Nic Maddinson 2 hits 1 run....

And was dropped in among that as well

He looks like he has no idea....... 2 ordinary dismissals.

Spargo wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:

amber_fluid wrote: Sounds like you have seen a lot of the same tits I have over the years.

That's Straya, right there.

Or Tasmania...

Yeah plenty of maps of Tassie as well

locky801 wrote:Maddinson gone for 4, 3rd ball, clearly has to be dropped

He looks out of his depth.
Has to be dropped surely.

Boak announced as Skipper for 2017, his 5th season as captain.

Ollie Wines announced vice-captain, with Brad Ebert, Hamish Hartlett, Tom Jonas & Jackson Trengove rounding out the 2017 leadership team.
Hamish Hartlett, really?
Poor choice IMO. What does Robbie Gray have to do to get a leadership gig?

He's only your best player by 10 miles!
Leads by his actions on field so why not make him VC.

Christians, aethiests, bush baptists - come one & come all without fear of discrimination or piss-taking and tell us what you're doing & who with, this Sunday.

The Spargo household is hosting this year, Mum & Dad, my brother and his family for lunch & tea. Pick up the keg Christmas Eve & cook the turkey & pork also in advance. Early rise Christmas Day with two daughters aged 4 & 6 eager to open their presents. With the expected temp hitting 40' we'll spend a good part of the day in the pool. Not having to go anywhere a massive bonus.

What time Xmas eve you tap'n the keg?
We'll be round 5 minutes after that! :lol:

carey wrote:Please just leave the f**king game alone.

It ain't broke so leave it as is.

Tried out Burger Republic on King William Road on the weekend.
They don't do kids meals/ burgers except for a cheeseburger which was overpriced crap.
I had a chicken burger with fancy cheese and fancy lettuce which was pretty good but it was small compared to the price.
Missus had a beef burger with all the trimmings which was quite good as well.
Kids shared a beef burger like the missus.
Both kids had an Oreo milkshake whilst I tried their Henry Ale's x 3.

Total was about $110 less the 25% which made it about $82.
Not cheap but will go again.

7.5/10
So assuming the 2 shakes and the three beers were 25% percent of the bill, then it cost around $82 for three hamburgers. Yowzers.

I kind of don't get the fancy burger thing. Now don't get me wrong, I like a good hamburger, and I'm all for tricking up the standard issue burger with some fancy ingredients. But at the end of the day it's a just bun stuffed with greasy meat, salad, other bits and bobs, and some cheese. Given a choice of driving across town to one of the hipster burger joints and paying twice for what I can get at the local take-away, I'll take the latter every time.

Whilst the new-school burgers can taste amazing, the bog-standard burger is still reliable and tasty and IMHO not worth the upgrade as a general rule.

Beers were $8 as were the shakes.
So it was $70 for 3 burgers.
I did get some fancy sauce as well. :D

Yeah give me an old school fish shop burger any day.

I think with Handscomb and Renshew in they might surprise a few.
Plus IF Smith and Warner stand up over there, the Aussies may push them.
Maxwell, Wade and Shaun Marsh will know it's their last chance so I suspect one of them may finally get some decent runs.
I think we will pinch a win in one of the tests but lose 2-1 with perhaps a drawn test.

if i remember correctly this is the 8th time in 6 years that shaun marsh has been recalled

Yeah this is the 5th time he has been on his last chance.

Jim05 wrote:FMD Wade

Another regulation stumping chance gone begging.
He is deadset useless with the gloves!

Is this not just a case of changing something for the sake of changing something? It seems to me, if we as a nation aren't up in arms about something like this no one is happy....

I seriously can not work why the need to change it is?

Of course that's why..... we hear the same bullsh*t reasons about this time every year.
It ain't broke........ leave it as is!

Booney wrote:If the day is moved to another date, would there be any issues still calling it "Australia Day"?

Someone, somewhere will be offended, that's the problem!

Booney wrote:Ouch.

I reckon you've got one morning where you can crack one about 10:30 and if you get a look you can just fire one back and say nothing.

I wouldn't fire back......I'd look up to the heavens, shake my head and scull the rest of my beer.

Dog_ger2 wrote:Maybe I see different to you all...

Surely there must be some that see what I see..

I see what you see mate......... it's normally around 3am on a Friday and Saturday morning.....but I see it!

As I sit here drinking a baileys, playing back yard cricket while listening to AC/DC in my Barossa Rams rugby union singlet it's hard to argue that whether we like it or not the first fleet landing has had a major significance on all of our lives and has shaped every single one of us. For a lot us we would not be talking on SAFooty if it wasn't for the immigration of many countries to Australia

Whether we celebrate that on this day or not is an ongoing debate to which I'm really unsure of but the first fleet arriving is arguably the most significant and defining day in this countries history for good or bad

Real AC/DC fans don't drink bailey's. ;)

How much is it approximately to an electricity bill , by having approximately 100 watt bulb house lights on ?
If possible to calculate , how much hourly ?

It'd be jack sh*t(pun intended).

About 1cent an hour or something similar.
There is a website that will tell you exactly per kw and the cost each appliance uses.
Google it as it is worthwhile to know.

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Is that HH3 and his cat?

Bombers4EVA wrote:I reckon the second the girls run out with their twins jumping all around. The blokes minds wont be on the footy.

Nude footy is the only way I'd watch the women play

Wedgie wrote:He also calls himself The Man, is that inviting sexism?

Luckily no one else calls him that........

carey wrote:

Booney wrote:Getting quite animated for someone who "doesn't care".

I've got nothing......

I'm just bored at work need something to pass the time.

If you're bored and need something to do...... I hear there is a 'Sheila's' game of footy on that you could watch.

I want to see the first female melee!

Whilst I haven't and probably won't have much interest in the women's league, my 8 year old daughter loves it and is now a crows fan in the women's league.
I guess I'm going to some crows games now!

At the end of the day it's not a replacement for the men's game but an alternative for those who choose so.

I have never really understood those weather apps that tell you the current temperature but also what temp it feels like....... until today.
It says 41c but says it feels like 43c.
It feels more like 51c outside for mine!

"Feels like" takes into account relative humidity, wind speed, wind direction etc

Relative humidity, by the way, is the sweat that's drips off you when you're doing the sister-in-law behind the shed at Xmas. :D

You'd need more than a skinful to do my sister-In-law! ;)

We are a 3rd world state aren't we.
No wonder the other states laugh at us!!