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And every other f**king cooking or renovating show on TV...........

Spargo wrote:

carey wrote:Getting a gig in the Audi room at the footy this Sunday.

Try and behave.

Absolutely no chance Spargs my good man. We might actually win a game and the red cans will be following big time mate!

I had to look twice at the ladder to see if my eyes were correct Imps out of the 4 and Tailem off the bottom you would've got 500 to 1 on that if you got told at the start of the year!

Really wish we brought in Mason Shaw.

This kid is screaming out for an opportunity.

Yeah they should , united have too many injuries

Who is injured Kenny or Slug?

Butch has done his groin in on 'Plenty of fish'

Carey.....
Any truth to the rumour that you have retired from playing sat. After getting less touches than eddie betts on the weekend playing div 6 res
Maybe you might like to apply to be our new time keeper next year.....


They say you know when you time is up. It's over....[/quote]

My time will be much better spent in this.....

Spargo wrote:

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Carlton a sneaky chance tonight?

None whatsoever.

Hmmmm

I remember Carey helping the informer retrieve his car from the cricket nets that he drunkenly drive in to on the oval and all he cared about was finding his Pamela Anderson Ricky Lee Porno!

And still no love lol

Port win

96-42

Broadbent best on, The Hoff 4 sausage rolls

Carey- 32 cans, 3 hotdogs, a pie, a ripped shirt, kicked out the Audi room banned for3 months and best off ground honours

I'm just Wondering what the Port folk ( and any others ) thought it would take for you to trade Johnny Butcher. I was listening to Tredrea yesterday say that it would take a first and second round pick for Port to let him go...

I nearly crashed the car into a tree due to not being able to see for the tears of laughter...

I would think a 2nd round pick would be more than enough...

Thoughts???

3 beers

And. A lift home would be a bonus

Robb_Stark wrote:Tim Aloisi to win the goal kicking overall

Dreaming.

He missed the weekends game with a wedding as well.

And he is a rabbit anyway!

valleys07 wrote:

carey wrote:Anyone know how many free kicks Priddis has had tonight?

4

His played well don't get me wrong but I swear these umps have had a dabble on West Coast.

Arch44 wrote:What about clarifying where the scorers have to sit and who gets to sit under which tree?

Or which end you warm up

Nice work Scotty.

We'll wet the lads head at the Carlton game mate.

Glad to hear all are going well.

Heading over to the G this week for the Collingwood game can't wait!

As I said mate today was the coldest day ever I swear!

Stopped at Horsham the wind nearly blew me over and I'm a fair size unit these days :oops:

If you're fair, what the hell does that make me?

Lol

Tomorrow's forecast is the coldest day in Victoria this year they just said on the news they expect snow in Ballarat you might see some mate.

I was always of the understanding that Paralowie were never strong financially, always seemed on the edge. Fell off it eventually.

Fleeced by insiders more than once, rumour has it.

We always kept our head above water but when the new club rooms were built the rent went up, we had a shocker of a year on field which lead to lack of numbers at social events, awards and just general socialising after training and the like. As for the Fleecing from within huge rumours yes but to be completely honest I'm still to this day not 100% convinced.

I've gained some life long friends from Paralowie footy club loved every minute of my time there both Football and Cricket which we had far more success in.

In Melbourne it's F**king freezing, Pissing with rain and blowing like a Hansen road whore

The Dark Knight wrote:

carey wrote:WTF!

There's a tranny asking questions in Bombers Press conference

LOL. I was wondering wtf was going on there

It is in Sydney I guess. Straight to King Cross after the presser Lol

Melbourne radio tonight saying BT gone for season 2015.

Mitch Grigg the sub again. Whilst its unlikely to affect the result today, is there any danger in you guys giving him a run to develop him at AFL level. If not kindly return him to Norwood, thanks.

I know Port have shown interest in Grigg I can personally see why I really rate the kid.

We'll give them Butcher straight swap.

Shout out to the Central United coach - thought his address at three quarter time was perfect. Things were getting a bit fiery with old mate Woodward and I made an effort to lend an ear to see what they said. He defused everything perfectly and lead his charges well. Incident free last quarter ensued.

Well done.
Excellent example of how Central United have taking positive steps forward this year, and why those douche bags who dont play them or know better shouldn't jump in and bag the club on their misdemeanours or think they know about their culture and question when other clubs say they've been more disciplined etc.

..yes Jetters i'm looking at you ;)

Ok ok.... so from reading the comments below this, CU's probably best player, who is a known loose cannon, who has already been suspended this year, lost his temper badly enough to have to be escorted from the ground by his team mates, when this player obviously knows that if he had acted further on his anger his club would have been completely screwed?

Big congratulations to this player he did not resort to striking, poo smearing or spitting, or is that only because his team mates removed him??

I'm not saying the club isn't working to improve, just that to call them 'disciplined' is a obviously a load of rubbish. FFS, how many sides had to remove a player, with the aid of a number of team mates, because he can't control his anger and risk the consequences????

Maybe PG, youre just a massive douche bag.

Why don't you F**k off back to your own divisions thread Jetters and keep your nose out off our business as you have no idea on the work being done behind the scenes to comment I'm sick of reading your crap in a division you have nothing to do with.

What I want to know is-

How the F**k the TV control can miraculously disappear in to thin air every time I want it!

Ash McDonald

well imagine what the Neanderthal would think of breastfeeding in public then????

My mrs is actually very disgret whilst breast feeding she'll sneak off to a parents room or something along those lines I personally don't have an issue with women doing it in public at all.

Now I must say I'm very much a 'boob' man but I seriously don't see breast feeding in a sexual way at all.

morell wrote:An even better one to do it before finals.

Once before and once during

I'm on the Tigers < 24 @ 3.60
*yawn*... Easy money..

Must say it was the comments on here that wrote off Richmond of being a chance that made me load up the money on them lol - love an underdog who sticks it up em ;)

I've got the Tiges in a multi get around em lol

God they were lucky to win tho they're defence is shocking

Dr Phil wrote:

magpieeagle wrote:

Dr Phil wrote:

magpieeagle wrote:Mallala CC AGM is next Friday night to see what direction we take this season regarding teams/players

hows old mate curnow going these dayz?

Still going and going

let him know bumble bee says hi

Ohhhh bumble bee how cute

Lol

Only 16 degrees This weekend Crows will be fine.

I'm not welcome anywhere!

G/F - BOS v Rosewater

G/F Winner- Rosewater

Leading Goal Kicker- James Bain (CU)

Association Medal- 3 way Tie between Cooper, Brincat and Bains

Pag wrote:You've got a 5-man bench.

Were playing the Div 5 TOTY so we get 5 on the bench................

Earlier in the season, the brilliant collective minds of SAFOOTY came up with the mid-season team of the year.
From that side, who stays, who goes, who comes in?

F: Lynch (Ingle Farm) Williams (Rosewater) Bain (Central United)
HF: Schapel (Mawson Lakes) Hillman (BOS), Curyer (Ingle Farm)
C: Lyons (Rosewater), Pawson (Rosewater), Johnson-Schroeder (Portland)
HB: Cooper (West Croydon), Keast (Fitzroy) , Frith (Central United),
B: Long (Ingle Farm), Nelson (Fitzroy), ?

Ruck: Schar (Rosewater), Demasi (BOS), Woodcock (West Croydon)

Int: Wiles (West Croydon), P. Gossiper (SAFooty) , M. Ell (SAFooty) , ?


F: Lynch (IF) Willams (R) Bains (CU)
HF: Kennedy (L) Schar (R) Hillman (BOS)
C: Rayner (F) Cooper (WC) Porter (CU)
HB: Keast (F) Nelson (F) Woodcock (WC)
B: Voyzey (L) Chilvers (ML) Long (IF)

1st Brincat (BOS), J.Willams (R), Schapel (ML)

2nd Garnell (IF), Reardon (R), Vo (BOS)

INT: Reardon (R), Garnell (IF), Vo (BOS), Weekley (MP), Woodward (CU)

EMG: Demasi (BOS), Curyer (IF), McLean (F), McKenzie (WC)

I'd run with this. Seems funny only having 2 blokes in the side from the minor premiers but I think that speaks volumes of BOS they are just such an even side across the park. I just couldn't fit an Angle Vale player in and I don't buy in to the every team must be represented IMO that's bullshit. I got 1 Mitchell Park player in Ben Weekley deserves his spot no doubt. People may rise the eyes at Chilvers at fullback but from what I've seen I liked. Keast and Nelson across Half back are super tough to get past and Schapel on the Ball has been "Flying under the radars" best all year.

Maybe Kennedy and Rayner didn't play enough games but both from the top shelf. Another I think has gone really unnoticed this year is Tom Porter from CU I obvisouly see him every week but I would be very surprised if he doesn't win CU's best and Fairest.

Happy to be slagged off for my side look forward to reading the abuse why isn't he in, He doesn't play there etc etc oh my god you put him in and so on...........

Lewis Roberts Thompson has announced his retirement. Champion.. One of my faves. His performances in the 2 winning gf's were excellent and was a bit stiff not to win the norm smith in 2005... Very reliable. Gun

Your surely looking for a bite and taking the piss here???

LRT and the words 'Champion' and 'Gun' simply don't go together.

Wasn't the worst but Champion and Gun you've got to be F**king kidding me.

Phantom Gossiper wrote:.

I read the post.

I'm guessing it was a drunken post the woke up seen it and deleted?????

Take that to the bank!

I guess the other option is to go watch some Div 1 footy as we often don't get the chance.

catchisthecry wrote:

Pag wrote:Not sure about Div 3, more open than it has been in other years IMO.

Although I did say Molyneux would win it by the length of the straight two years ago and he only polled 6 I think.

Warky would have be right up there

On leader board of a blokes Mrs?????

Its 14 wins mate.

Better luck next year!

Jase wrote:I should probably stop now

Keep going!

I understand it is hard but am i right in saying you dont have to supply asnything for the middle game as you are not playing. It is the home team in that game that has to supply nearly everything, not you blokes just becausae it is at your ground. Or am i wrong?
Ah I think you are right? Think Old Fullbacks concern is that the support staff will be in for a long day setting up and preparing the C grade, then heading to the B grade before returning to the A grade?

I'm over it already, lets talk footy..

How many of Rosewaters A grade are following Steve Dunn to Kilburn in 2015? ... plenty..

Is he coaching the C grade out there next year??

Didn't Kilburn's B Grade do a runner this year??????? ;)

Sums up CU mind set doesnt it Piglet, taking pot shots at a club whos active in the second week of the finals while they sit on SAAFL sanctions and another year of irrelevance in div 6.. You cant teach an Old Dog New Tricks which is why they will always be a battling club

Old Dog isn't from CU Torpedo so get ya facts right before as you put it taking pot shots you idiot. 'Always be a battling club' You wouldn't know ya head from your ass so worry about your club idiot.

Why cant Kennedy get a start?

bennymacca wrote:that is extremely tempting given it is only 25 mins from home and around 15 minutes from work, so the sneaky 9 before work or 4pm friday knockoff are both not out of the question.

keep us posted closer to october carey!

I've got a buggy mate we could do 9 holes in just over an hour!

Played in the Sat comp this morning, stroke play shot my best score ever. 87 off the stick for a 65net but it brought my handicap down by 3! Pricks...

Still wrapped with an 87 tho

Q. wrote:Gee that's quick PG, don't you blokes do votes for finals?

PG knew they'd only play the 2

you'll all be very happy to know that Wes Legrande just won the c3 medal

I'm sorry but F**k me what an absolute disgrace you have to be kidding me.

SAAFL grow some F**king balls and act on rule book disgracing previous winners of medals It makes a total mockary of previous medal winners. I personally have 2 medals which I really do cherish but handing them out like Tic Tacs honestly makes my blood boil.

Absolute disgrace

carey wrote:What happened to Varcoe? He used to be able to play.

I've certainly got him back in to form!

bennymacca wrote:Doubt they have finished yet. But with Cameron coming on nicely I doubt petrenko will ever be in our best 22 again, so may as well get rid of him

Peternko is not in your best 42!

The fat rabbit looking guy filling water bottles dribbling on himself is more value at half forward than that spud!

shoe boy wrote:PEAKE V BDT GF close last time should we see a close one ?

Looks like a 30 pack and a bottle Passion Pop for the day it is.......

Yooooooooooou farrrrrrrrrrrrking beauty

dedja wrote:Hawks v Swans grand final ...

dedja wrote:Cats and Dockers, both easily

Keep coming mate I love your crystal ball!