Booney wrote:More pressing, where is @carey today?

I’ve been in a world of pain. Still not 100% to be completely honest.

Great day. Smallish crowd had absolutely no baring on my day at all loved it, it must remain a Wednesday in my book.

Stableford round on cored and top dressed greens! Yuck.
(Done now for club champs in about a month)

Started really well on the front 9 getting my approach shots fairly close to eliminate distance putts over slow top dressing went out with 20 points pretty happy. Go to get my putter out of my bag on 10 the head has snapped off! :twisted: clean snapped. Being a comp round, I had to finish the round ‘putting’ with my 3 wood for disgusting results. Come in with 10 points, yep 10.

F**k Golf......

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Anyone watching the girls, solheim cup

Been loving it to be honest.

MW wrote:Always good for a laugh the SANFL threads

It’s just Groundhog Day in here.

JK wrote:Some poor skills from the Crows to start this quarter

Mustn’t be trying oh hung on they’re winning they must be to good.

It’s lose/lose no matter what Port or Crows do.

Still being ridiculously hung over at 11.56am

Jim05 wrote:

daysofourlives wrote:How good is this.
The GWS backline is the best in the comp by a long long way even without Davis and Williams there today

Reckon you and I are in the minority who picked this.

My Sportsbet account slip would suggest otherwise

Regardless of what people thought of the umpiring, was a bloody good game of footy especially for a wet weather game


SA Footy psychology if you lose or your side didn’t play, piss moan and carry on as if big Gill reads this forums and your making a difference lol :lol:

Or make out you know exactly what’s going on in the inner sanctum lol plllllleeeeeeeaaaaaase

Well I’ve just returned him from the gentleman’s where we were world economics over a glass or 2 of the regions finest they had to offer whilst puffing on cuban cigars looking down at the peasents gather at the door way looking for crumbs, ability or any other thing they can scavage

So upon arrive home as discussed I’ll indulge on my what could’ve been great day on the hallow turf we call Mawson Lakes.

First 5 holes- Par-Par-Birdie-Bogey-par at this stage I currently have a rock hard boner that the great John Holmes would be proud of, single figures here I come! Next 4 pffft won’t bore you with them.

On the turn 22 points the world is my ostyer- some prick get me bacon pieces cheese and wosty sauce cause I’m on!

Bang! That’s me hitting earth.

10- 1 point, 11 1 point, 12-1 point

I spit the dummy and have a moment! My marker says your 25 points after 12 holes relax!

13 through 18! 4 pars a birdie and a bogey.

40 points

10.2 :oops: 1 more good round I’m single figures! :supz:

FYI- Rose Tattoo weren’t bad, Jets weren’t loud enough and the tempo on all played was down, Bank St social is full of f**k wits, Electra house WTF! Woolshed line was to long. Corporate box today. :heart: :drinkers:

If the product is crap the price point is irrelevant.
If they improve on field they’ll increase their membership and prices to go with it.

Just fingers crossed and hope they exist by that point hey.

BTW most people would agree the ‘product’ is rubbish these days compared to the late 90’s in particular yet that hasn’t impacted membership numbers.

Refer to opinions on the ‘AFL has lost me thread’

AFL clubs have the luxury of a captive audience, there are two types of AFL membership purchaser

1/ will literally pay anything to be a member every year, loyal to death. Take Booney as a classic example, whinges the AFL is losing him, disenchanted with the club, questioning the price.....will be the first in line for sales next seaaon

2/ supporter who jumps off at the first sign of no onfield success, will use any other excuse to defend their non attendance. Wouldn’t purchase a $50 membership if there Team wasn’t winning

Why is Greenland Ice and Iceland Green?

Does your cats breath smell like cat food?

Armchair expert wrote:

carey wrote:It’s already cringe worthy watching this shit.

I'll tune in around 11pm when the final votes are counted

11pm that’ll be about round 4!

Good on this kid for getting off her arse, but her delivery is hilarious...

"How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words..."

If I'm not mistaken, isn't she currently going through childhood?

KAJsdgTPJpU

That was painful to watch!

Kept pausing for applause which often did not come.

Andrew Bolt will have a field day with that!


Can’t stand the idiot. Sick of seeing her already

Free piss all day yesterday at the Paskeville field day.

I’m literally still in bed tho massive day. The struggle is real.

Jim05 wrote:Raiders are in this up to their eyeballs, wouldn’t be shocked if they got up

Certainly look the better side at the half.

Happy Birthday Wedge, I hope you have a great day.

Brodlach wrote:

carey wrote:Happy Birthday Wedge, I hope you have a great day.

I may have just had some movement reading that

I'm on a blokes golf weekend away this weekend. I'm not logging in.......

England been very unlucky this morning, doing a lot right. Simply not enough 1st innings runs.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Bedge wrote:

carey wrote:So glad that grub didn’t ton up. Sucked in

Should’ve been out 4 times

and Warne saying he deserved a 100, he's been so good.

And the SA boys are at the crease, carn lads.

I like this.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Jim05 wrote:FMD, Green shoulders arms first ball and is knocked over

What was he thinking.

That he was at the WACA?

Corona Man we’re heading over for round 1 (got $41 flights both ways). Will have to catch up for a lemonade at the G & hand over some long overdue red wine!
Might join yas, reckon we will head over for 2 or 3 games of round 1.
If all goes to plan (Covid willing) I may be OS around then….touch base closer to.


Just so happens I’ll also be there.

Very happy with my game at the minute;

Monday- Mawson Lakes 74 off the stick
Yesterday- Regency 76 off the stick with a 8 on the 3rd
Today- Mawson Lakes 73 off the stick
Playing Murray Bridge tomorrow
Echunga on the 28th and
Tea Tree Gully on he 30th (Ive never played the gully, keen as)

Murray Bridge today absolutely cracking day for it and the course is in unreal condition, for $29 seriously underrated course.

Golf was pretty good, tee to green was awesome, actually felt like I couldn’t hit the ball any better struggled with putter today, certainly not the greens fault put I kept leaving everything short :-?? Possibly playing so many different greens of late, they were pretty wet early also.

73 off the bat 5 over (par 68) 7 bogeys and 2 birdies. 3 putted 3 faaaaaaaaarking times and one of them was still a par! Have an eagle putt and make par that’s pretty ordinary :evil:

Was well behaved, I took 8 red cans and only finished 4 all on the back 9.

Mrs is still talking to me as I got back to the farm still in reasonable condition. That’s a win.

locky801 wrote:7/380 time to put the foot down

This is close to borderline boring.

Throw the willow or declare. They have enough runs as it is.

I’m about to go ask my Mrs how her day was!

locky801 wrote:0/14

Nice call Lock.

Brodlach wrote:

carey wrote:

Armchair expert wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Jake off to a good start

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Don't know half these players

Reminds me of Major League.

Even I’d watch it if Ricky Vaughn was playing

Imagine Willy Maze Hayes running between wickets

One of my all time favourites.

I’m 13 posts of hitting the 20k mark! This after being In SA Footy jail for quite sometime.

FWIW below are my bigger bets of the day;

Rosehill
R5 #8
R8 #2
R9 #2
R10 #5

Caulfield
R8 #9
Value bets
R4 #17 (my best each way of the day)
R9 #2

Gold Coast
R1 #9
R2 #2
(Loading up on the above 2 early hopefully to fund the rest of my day)
R6 #1 (good value here)
R7 #1

amber_fluid wrote:

carey wrote:I heard it was an orgy with Tex, Rory, O’brian and Graham Cornes

And KG!

He’d cum dust!

FWIW below are my bigger bets of the day;

Rosehill
R5 #8 1st
R8 #2 1st
R9 #2 3rd
R10 #5 2nd

Caulfield
R8 #9 3rd
Value bets
R4 #17 (my best each way of the day) 3rd
R9 #2

Gold Coast
R1 #9 Pull up lame
R2 #2 1st
(Loading up on the above 2 early hopefully to fund the rest of my day)
R6 #1 (good value here) 1st
R7 #1 no good.


Actually had a good day overall. Got the Caulfield Quaddie plus about 8 trifectas, I put plenty on. I missed one leg of the Sydney Quaddie that I actually backed the winner of the race :roll: idiot.

Hameed is surely done now.

Great comment by Punter re: Marnus.

He should be not allowed to pass judgement on a DRS.


I’m sick to f**king death of Marnus, who does he think he is? This whole no ruuuuun bullshit, the over exaggerated leaving swinging the bat around and the way he carries on trying to be Steve Smith then every time he gets out there’s an excuse or a reason backed up by the media. Then we he bowls every ball is a wicket. Every time they get a wicket runs straight to Steve Smith to lick his a55. I Can’t stand the prick

Wonder what people’s thoughts on the 8 team 14 round seasons are now? It’s not ideal but neither is our current community scenario. Based on current events you’d be kidding yourself if you’d think we’d get through an 18 round season plus finals without interruption - Even if the government in charge changed hands…
The arsehole in me hopes the season is interrupted by covid and a few clubs are relegated due to circumstances (or cost a finals position).. might actually make some of the narrow sighted, self indulgent people at clubs sit up and realise they need to look long term/bigger picture than just their precious 18 round season.
Tell him to get off.


He must’ve brought him dinner.

Celebrate the draw you pea hearts

Warm froths and pickled eggs will be flowing tonight.


They faught out a hard earnt draw. As they should take something out of it. Morale would be at its lowest point I’d imagine in the dressing rooms. They’ve had a tour from hell of course they’ll take this as a small win.

Jim would say they’d be pea hearts if they lost, but then call them pea hearts when they fight out a draw. Regardless of the result.

Fact is, Australia like usual, are far to cautious with declarations. That’s Langer, anyone who thinks that Cummins is kidding themselves.

Sydney Sixers take the Power Surge.

Brett Lee- ‘I think we might see the Sixers take some risks here’

Wow, no shit Brett. Expert commentary at its finest.

Holds on by 1 stroke.

Great week for Cam Smith. Jones held on for 3rd.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The mullet holds on!

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Was posting for a bloke at work who couldn’t watch it. He backed him at $41. Prick

Ripping final 2 rounds. Jez Jones was bloody good as well.

locky801 wrote:Take care guys, you know your SA footy family is here if needed

Absolutely. Especially @WHUFC and @LightningMcQueen I’ve played a hell of a lot of cricket against these 2. Bloody good blokes.

Not Carey good, but close.

Isotopes win!

Neilson doesn’t bat 2 games in a row and we win them both, coincidence? I think not.

That LBW as absolutely plumb. But, no need to carry on the way they did.

MatteeG wrote:The 'Hilarious Airport Pictures' ads at the bottom of each SAFooty page for Bonvoaged.com . Good god!

Great tits tho

40 points to with a scrub on the 12th hit O/B
Played really well, 36 front 9 and 35 on the back.

Takes me back to playing off 3, I’ll certainly need time in the range to maintain it.

DOC wrote:

Spargo wrote:Proper bung fritz on the BBQ.

A much under rated meat. Fresh bung and sauce sanga's very hard to beat also.

Thick spread of butter also mate. Beautiful

Thud back to earth today.

30 points, not 1 facet of the game did I perform well today.

Yuck, put it in the back pocket and move on to Saturday.

I did birdie the hardest hole on the course, but that actually makes my score look even worse as that 4 points on 1 hole!

Captains trophy yesterday- Stroke round, certainly didn’t add my name to list of winners, I was only 11 shots off the winner! :shock:

Actually played a pretty solid round, 76 off the bat nett 73. Missed a couple of 3-4 footers, but also sunk a couple of 10-12 foot putts so that probably evens out, went in the water on 15, that was actually a decent ball but it hit the 100m marker and took a left in to the water. Prick.

I was only really pissed off on the 12th approx 350m par 4, I’ve nailed a cracking drive putting it dead centre of the fairway, pin is back left on a ‘smallish’ green pull out my wedge landed it a foot or so passed the hole and it has dead set ripped back to the front of the green! I generally get a bit of spin with my wedge, 54 and 52 but this was insane, I was filthy as it’s the birdie hole, should’ve been a tap in birdie instead I’ve got a 15m putt, which I subsequently 3 putted and walked off fuming #-O

C grader off 28 finished with nett 62.

Pennant season starts next week. Keen

Dutch, I’m just a member at Mawson Lakes mate.

Lad has just started an apprenticeship at Grange so get on there as much as I can, also got a mate a royal who once a month gets a phone call

Captains trophy yesterday- Stroke round, certainly didn’t add my name to list of winners, I was only 11 shots off the winner! :shock:

Actually played a pretty solid round, 76 off the bat nett 73. Missed a couple of 3-4 footers, but also sunk a couple of 10-12 foot putts so that probably evens out, went in the water on 15, that was actually a decent ball but it hit the 100m marker and took a left in to the water. Prick.

I was only really pissed off on the 12th approx 350m par 4, I’ve nailed a cracking drive putting it dead centre of the fairway, pin is back left on a ‘smallish’ green pull out my wedge landed it a foot or so passed the hole and it has dead set ripped back to the front of the green! I generally get a bit of spin with my wedge, 54 and 52 but this was insane, I was filthy as it’s the birdie hole, should’ve been a tap in birdie instead I’ve got a 15m putt, which I subsequently 3 putted and walked off fuming #-O

C grader off 28 finished with nett 62.

Pennant season starts next week. Keen How were the conditions out there??

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I play in the first group 6.57am so the wind wasn’t to bad to start with but it certainly kicked up mid round. Couple of light showers, nothing to bad tho.

The ‘newish’ G-String bikini bottoms.

Wow, just wow. Wouldn't be many out there today...
However last week along the coastal drive home[emoji33]

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We’ve got the van in at Brighton caravan park, yes the last couple of days the weather hasn’t been great but the few days prior were fantastic!

Dizzy owes me plenty.

I backed the Strikers to finish last, since that bet they’ve won 5 in a row! Lol

In

I looked through the program and seen every themed name known to man except ‘The overweight heterosexual guy who likes footy, meat, beer and tits’ round.

I guess the audience that I was suggest would be 80% of the audience don’t get recognised!