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Re: Abbott Watch

Chwistopher's image
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This is the image Chwistopher really wants to portray
The attack dog
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by Jimmy_041
Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:26 pm
 
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Re: 2013/14 NFL Season

Now you can all see why I was gloating at being on the top of the table around the 3rd round :oops:
by Jimmy_041
Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:29 pm
 
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Re: Opposition leader Watch

Better fun listening to Albanese
Word is the reporters stand back in case of copping a spray (literally)
by Jimmy_041
Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:44 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

You bewdy, they've finally worked out WorkCover is fu##ed and how to fix it :YMPARTY:
It's such a simple plan, one wonders why it's taken so long :^o
SPUDS
by Jimmy_041
Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:13 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

Koutsantonis has the same self belief of his image that Foley had, and has many of the same attributes
Difference is, Kouta has the shoppies boss onside - very close friends
Kouta has seen Abbott win, despite similar personality flaws, and that's given him the confidence he can do it as well
by Jimmy_041
Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:14 pm
 
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Re: 2013 Federal election - Rudd sets date as 7th September

I laughed the the idiot Labor people said it was a slap in the face to Abbott and Newman when there was actually a swing against Labor.
Then again, they've shown they don't understand numbers
by Jimmy_041
Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:36 pm
 
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Re: Scams

How many freaking SPAM calls am I getting at the moment!!!

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"Well, you'll be needing a mobile phone now then, wont you....." :shock:
by Jimmy_041
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:24 pm
 
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Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

Shit shot by Warner
Played straight across it
What about playing straight????
by Jimmy_041
Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:15 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

I saw it and have decided to vote Liberal this election because its not about a Leader, its about the economic incompetence.
If I want a debater, I'll go to a mock trial
by Jimmy_041
Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:00 am
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

I can see Labor's cunning plan now
52% of SA's eligible voters will be public servants :Hangman:
by Jimmy_041
Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:44 pm
 
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Re: The 2014 season no AFL in the SANFL whinge thread

Rucci in yesterday's rag:

NORWOOD projected a crowd of 10,000 as fitting for last week's SANFL season-opener against traditional rival Port Adelaide.


How can the PP seconds be our traditional rival when it's the first time we've played them?

WANKER!!!
by Jimmy_041
Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:13 pm
 
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Re: Navy intercepts seventh boat of asylum-seekers in two mo

That's somewhere in the vicinity of 1.29m people who think it wasn't worth it
by Jimmy_041
Sun Apr 13, 2014 7:02 pm
 
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Re: Navy intercepts seventh boat of asylum-seekers in two mo

I saw the 5 second clip
How do you know there were many who have never taken part if you have never been to one?

Lots of churches as well
I'm happy for them to protest when they start paying taxes including corporate tax, CGT & Land Tax like the rest of us, otherwise, IMO, they have no right to make any political statement
by Jimmy_041
Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:23 am
 
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Re: I now believe in Easter

Footy Chick wrote:the Easter bunny was a hermaphrodite. Now I've heard everything :shock:


I always said the Ester bunny could go *** herself when she stopped bringing me choccies
by Jimmy_041
Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:33 pm
 
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Re: Round 5 Glenelg V Norwood Post Match

dedja wrote:Margin was a fair reflection of the match and Norwood won it in the 1st 15 mins.

Have been home for half an hour and I still can't feel my nuts.


Missus hasn't gone to bed yet?
by Jimmy_041
Sat May 03, 2014 12:25 am
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

Poodle has done all the talking in the 1st 5 mins and has already spectacularly demonstrated that he has no idea outside the elitist bubble that he lives in.

NFI ...


not sure why he continually does any media ... he would be one of the worse performers either on TV or Radio :oops:

Just like Koutsantonis, he has an over inflated view of his abilities whereas they both just turn the majority of people off
by Jimmy_041
Tue May 06, 2014 3:53 pm
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

gossipgirl wrote:but people keep voting for both of them


I have never voted for the poodle
by Jimmy_041
Wed May 07, 2014 12:40 pm
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

He comes the karma bus ... he'll end up being the fall guy for all the broken promises now that he's done his job and got the coalition in with his wrecking ball.
Completely out of his depth now.
You may have a point.
I've been actively campaigning to some figures in the Liberal leadership about my view that we do have to break promises to improve the debt situation, but should be upfront about concluding that - and that MPs should show sincerity about it being a genuine crisis by taking a demonstrable hit themselves.

Only Malcolm Turnbull replied personally: "As you can imagine it isn’t possible for me to respond in a substantive manner prior the Budget which will be handed down on May 13. In the meantime I have taken your concerns on board and will share them with my colleagues and in particular with the Treasurer."

I guess that's the best I could expect at this time.


well we know who the real mover and shaker is behind the scenes for the LIberal Party, especially if Malcolm gets the leadership....

Psyber?
by Jimmy_041
Fri May 09, 2014 2:46 pm
 
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Re: 2014 Tribunal News & Discussions

My gut feel, having seen it live on the day and then again on replay, was that it was probably a 3-4 week suspension, then with a good record down to 2-3 weeks. But, the Tribunal must have seen it worst than that and offered the 5 weeks. Looks like the Magpies will appeal it...

I hope the Tribunal realises their mistake and ups it to 8
by Jimmy_041
Wed May 14, 2014 9:50 am
 
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Re: Collingwood 2013

Absolute crap
WTF is going on with this full court press basketball game?
Collingwood fell for the idiot cows game plan of playing U9's football of 18 players on the ball playing keepies off
Only problem is they failed miserably and kept losing their feet and dropping the ball
At one stage Cloke was at CHB with no-one in front of him
Guys were looking up at HBF with no-one to kick to
How can a team play such good football one week and that $hit the next?
Keep serving up that crap Buckley and you can f*** off
I'm glad Tommy Hafey wasn't around to see such a disgraceful performance
Who TF would pay to see that!!! That is NOT football
by Jimmy_041
Fri May 16, 2014 10:37 am
 
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Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (TV Spoilers, NO BOOK SPOILER

20 ‘Game of Thrones’ Facts That You Might Not Know

1. It took prop maker Gavin Jones 2 months to build the iron throne. It’s eight feet tall and made up of hundreds of heated swords placed on a wooden frame.
2. Oona Chaplin who played Talisa Maegyr is Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter.
3. Harry Lloyd who played Viserys Targaryen is the great-great-great grandson of Charles Dickens.
4. The actor who plays Bran’s 13-year-old friend – Jojen Reed is actually 23 in real life.
5. King Joffrey may never act again. Jack Gleeson, announced that he plans to give up acting after Game of Thrones because he doesn’t enjoy it as much as he used to.
6. Theon GreyJoy, played by Alfie Allen is Lily Allen’s brother.
7. Lilly Allen turned down the role of Theon GreyJoy’s sister as she didn’t like the idea of incestuous scenes.
8. One of the swords on the iron throne is in fact, Gandalf’s sword, Glamdring.
9. Jon Snow (Kit Harington) is dating Ygritte (Rose Leslie) in real life.
10. More than 150 babies were named “Khaleesi” in 2012.
11. The actor who plays Stannis Baratheon, Stephen Dillane, is the father of the actor who plays Tom Riddle in the Harry Potter movies.
12. The severed head of George W. Bush appears in a couple of scenes in the first season. Political, much?
13. Peter Dinklage was the first choice for the role of Tyrion Lannister.
14. The horse heart Khaleesi ate in the first season is actually a substance that was gummy bear-like.
15. Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys, doesn’t dye her hair blonde. She wears a wig instead.
16. While Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair for the show.
17. Walder Frey (David Bradley), Catelyn Stark (Michelle Fairley) and Osha (Natalia Tena) have all starred in Harry Potter.
18. Game of Thrones was almost a movie franchise but the writer decided it wouldn’t translate well on the silver screen because of the amount of content that would have to be cut out.
19. The Dothraki language is a made-up language and includes a mixture of Mongolian, American Indian and Arabic.
20. The actress who plays Shae began her career as a porn actress.
by Jimmy_041
Tue May 20, 2014 8:33 pm
 
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Re: Hamilton-Smith defects to Labor

Always amuses how these plods get to be called the "Honorable Mr Spud"

I said to one of them one day "too bad you don't actually earn the title"
by Jimmy_041
Wed May 28, 2014 3:48 pm
 
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Re: Immigration - where is Australia going?

bennymacca wrote:you say it is an attempt to unite ireland, but what divided them in the first place? i can give you 1 reason.


English invasion
by Jimmy_041
Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:19 am
 
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Re: Tight arse holiday

You can have my beach house for 2 weeks mate

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by Jimmy_041
Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:01 pm
 
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Re: World Cup - Brazil 2014

A young Luis Suarez

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by Jimmy_041
Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:32 pm
 
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Re: World Cup - Brazil 2014

LPH wrote:Where to for Capello now?
Who would want the Russia job leading into next World Cup?
In terms of International Jobs (apart from England Boss) appears to be the biggest 'poison chalice' the Russian Job.


Mick Malthouse?
by Jimmy_041
Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:10 am
 
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Re: Has Mick Malthouse lost the plot?

Malthouse and now Trigg
Carltscum deserve them both
by Jimmy_041
Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:29 pm
 
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Re: Chris Davies departure

I'll put it under John Olson & Leigh Whicker's watch
The buck always stops at the top when the decisions are made there
The decision to bow to the AFC threats was made by them and the clubs
Shoot the generals, not the soldiers
Haters want to blame everyone regardless
If that was acceptable, there'd be carnage at SACA
Putting the SANFL ticket prices up to $12 is an operational decision made by Davies' predecessor
Now there's a f!!! Stupid decision with a longstanding effect
by Jimmy_041
Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:35 pm
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

bennymacca wrote:Thanks for the lack of detail again jimmy


No problems
Get up earlier
by Jimmy_041
Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:33 pm
 
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Re: Worst Movies

bennymacca wrote:she is getting too old to be the sole reason to watch a movie


Get a DVD of Boogie Nights and just do reruns
by Jimmy_041
Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:21 am
 
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Re: SAAFL Division 8 2014

Perhaps PAC might need to qualify an enforcer like say.. "Peter Carter" to come out and play a power forward type role to free up the young quick legs of his beloved Reds. :D

His forehead glare is his secret weapon.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2012/6/23/1340439472406/Chris-Riddell-24-June-201-002.jpg
by Jimmy_041
Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:38 pm
 
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Re: Port Rezoning

Glenelg mafia at it again
At least Sturt kept their traditional zone when they looked like losing it
by Jimmy_041
Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:10 pm
 
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Re: Abbott/Liberal Govt Watch

Have you got a link for that?
by Jimmy_041
Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:27 am
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:during that speech was that when Jay called for us to 'quietly stand up for SA' or something along those lines??

too lazy to worry about links!


That's where the thought \:D/ Let's go Team SA \:D/ entered my head
Has he really copied "Team Australia"?
by Jimmy_041
Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:52 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

“And if you hear someone bagging us, you know, stand up for South Australia,”

Over my life, I must have seen thousands of Mission Statements and Visions.
They are all useless unless there are goals and a practical and tangible plan to achieve them.
That's what sorts out the wheat from the chaff, the bull$hit from the meaningful.

Here's what the Premier said:
What I will not do today is describe the key outcomes we want to see over the next three years for each priority

That's to ensure they are totally unaccountable in 3 years time. They can say see what we achieved even though it might only be a drop in unemployment of 1%. I love the way he tried to take some credit for the achievements of Beach. I couldn't see them there, but I reckon they would have choked on their bread rolls
by Jimmy_041
Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:24 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

Still one of the best films I've ever seen



Best scene

by Jimmy_041
Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:48 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

Please dont quote bennywacca.
I have him on ignore so I dont see his posts unless you quote him.
The discussion has become a little more intelligent now
by Jimmy_041
Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:55 pm
 
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Re: NFL Season 2014/2015

zero points for not submitting?
Bit harsh - you may as well give up
I vote change that to home games (if you can)
by Jimmy_041
Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:46 pm
 
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Re: (Miscellaneous debris)

I was told I was full of $hit when I broke this little racket on here
So, =; to the doubters
by Jimmy_041
Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:45 pm
 
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Re: Sanderson sacked

gadj1976 wrote:He gets sacked and we're still stuck with that silly old prick (Malthouse). How does that work?


That's our curse for the antics of Ted Hopkins and Wayne Harms
by Jimmy_041
Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:08 am
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

Koutsantonis at is absolute best this morning

Re the car parking tax:
"We went to the election telling people what we proposed so Parliament should allow it to go through"
Governments should be allowed to pass their budgets

Well Mumbles, only 35.8% of voters actually voted for you (and only 47% 2PP), and if you think Governments should be able to pass their budgets, then stop bitching about the Feds.

The Coalition went to the election (and got 45.55% of the primary vote with 53.49 2PP) with a clear policy of getting rid of the MRRT but your idiot mates still opposed it.
Now Australians won't be getting an increased SGL, purely and simply, because Labor wouldn't let the Repeal Bill pass, although the voters clearly gave them a mandate - something which you certainly did not get

:butthead: 8-} 8-}
by Jimmy_041
Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:41 am
 
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Re: IS/ISIS/Iraq/Syria situation

So here we are playing Deputy Dawg and attracted the attention of the fu**wits
If we get hit, our fearless leaders will say "See, told you so" whereas, in reality, it's more like us picking the fight with them by beating our chest with our big brother.
One day we might learn about staying away from some of this bull$hit the Yanks get themselves into.
by Jimmy_041
Tue Sep 23, 2014 6:11 pm
 
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Re: The South Australian Political Landscape

Would depend on the time of day though

perhaps Jimmy should spend tomorrow at the Hackney :drinkers: and keep count

We should have an " safooty.net The South Australian Political Landscape forum " field day tomorrow to do the survey
We could have guest skolling from people like Clive, Mumbles, Cory and the Poodle.
Nick X would turn up whether invited or not - he can smell publicity like this a mile off
by Jimmy_041
Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:47 pm
 
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Re: Norwood & the salary cap

dedja wrote:3 tainted flags ... tsk, tsk


Only one more tainted flag and we'll match Glenelg's entire history
by Jimmy_041
Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:51 pm
 
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