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woodublieve12 wrote:Does she have lots of cats???

Nah, I dont think she has the capacity to love anything

they always love cats. always. because cats share their capacity to not give a fck about anyone else :D

Thats a myth. I have 2 cats, and at least one of them loves me. He comes and curls up under my arm while im on the couch every single night. He meows the house down with excitement when I get home (quiet as a mouse when the missus gets home).

The youngest one hates everything and everyone, but he's so damn cute, I can't help but love the little bugger. He's getting desexed today, and the look he gave me when I dropped him off actually made me fear for my life when he gets out.

Spargo wrote:Saw a bumper sticker the other day, "Lost ya cat? Check my tyres".

Best one Ive seen is "If you're gonna ride my arse, at least pull my hair a little bit"

Would it seriously make that much difference? Thinking it was something like netball:

Mids/Ruck/Wings could travel anywhere on the ground
Full Forward, Forward Pockets couldn't go past CHF
Full Back, Back Pockets couldnt go past CHB
Centre Half Forward line could travel anywhere from Goal Line to CHB line
Centre Half Back line could travel anywhere from Goal Line to CHF line

Don't think that is a great deal different to now..

How are you going to police that? Umpires are gonna have to know who's playing what position at all times. Hmmm....how about BIBS with some sort of positional coding on them....

**** me, these c words are ****** in the head. Just let them play **** footy you ****!

OnSong wrote:

First thing I thought!

If this is too sexy for SAFooty, Im sorry, but it made me laugh

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woodublieve12 wrote:SAPOL's work today

The amount of people sticking up for Clavell has done my head in today.

One guy at work believes it was a government conspiracy...woodublieve THAT?

SAPOL's work today

Should have done their job properly 10 years ago and then they wouldn't have had to go through today.....

They did. Its the courts that failed.

Do you want to make a police officer have to live with the fact he killed a man for the rest of his life? Or would you have rathered they kept him in jail the first time?

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Spotify just recommended this band to me.

Bury Tomorrow

I like it.

Johno6 wrote:Workaholics Season 4

I don't know if its coz Its been so long between series for me, but im laughing out loud a lot during this series.

Ders - "The C word..."

Adam - "Alice has cancer?"

Ders - "C***...."

Adam - "Alice has c*** cancer?!?!"

F*** Collingwood - went to a Collingwood v Freo game in Melbourne once because I happened to be there and I wanted to watch some footy. This Collingwood prick behind me dropped his tray of four beers directly on my head, then started banging on about the rain - it was raining - and how he really liked a 'good, wet rain'. Later he started barracking for Freo because he was pretty much comatose at that point, and then he DID lose consciousness and his wife and mates had to carry him out.

Was it the big bang ?

woodublieve12 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:Once a year's enough.

That's weird...thats what my missus says too...

x2.

lucky pricks!!!!

If you haven't in the last year, I'd be asking your missus a few questions if I was you...

Channel 7 announce they are going to air the NFL on 7mate.

3 live games a week, plus a few of the shows that cover the NFL, like Hard Knocks and Americas Game.

http://ussportsdownunder.com/channel-7- ... ee-air-tv/

Someone at work just showed me these and now todays productivity went straight out the window.

I especially like the Julia Louis-Dreyfus part...

I just dont understand buying flowers in general....i wouldn't want anyone to spend a few hours wages on plants that are gonna die pretty quickly anyway. Just doesn't make sense to me. And I dont understand how buying them shows you love them. Putting up with their shit should be proof enough. ;)

I also think females that are like that should appreciate the ACTUAL things men go through to keep them comfortable and happy. I dont know about anyone else, but I try to make my missus's life as easy as possible. If she needs something, I'll do it happily. It works both ways. I appreciate everything she does for me.

Traditionally, when Krispy Kreme stores open around the world, there is a massive queue waiting to be the first to experience the iconic doughnuts – many times people sleep out overnight the night prior to opening just to say they were the first!

Why don't they just give it a week, and visit when there's no lines?

Aren't the Shahins running this mob in S.A.? If so, I feel for the employees...

Correct, Krispy Kreme in SA is part of the Peregrine Group.

So when I go in to "fill up" on doughnuts, Im gonna have to wait for some **** to make 7 coffees?

I dont understand the little scrotums that people hang from their towbars... what the heck is that about?!?

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Because it's rude to hold your own scrotum in public?

like you lot don't spend enough time with your hands on it. :lol:

Is it rude to hold someone elses scrotum in public?

If you had one, your hand would be on it right now, just like mine is. :lol:

There's this new thing called the internet, which is faster than asking someone on a forum...cool huh ;)

From wikipedia - "Richard Cole (born 15 July 1983) "
Tell me about this "Wikipedia" :lol:

You've already looked at where he was drafted...all you had to do was click on his name on that list, you clown :lol:

There's this new thing called the internet, which is faster than asking someone on a forum...cool huh

From wikipedia - "Richard Cole (born 15 July 1983) "

Booney wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:so all I got from this is shes a lesbian?

yes, but not the good kind...

Two types.

Porn and softball. One better than the other.

If given the opportunity, I probably wouldn't say no to watching a couple of softball players go at it...just putting it out there

Dudes who take comments personally when others give them shit about their team/posts on here. We all share a common interest so just enjoy the banter for what it is - I'm sure we'd all enjoy a beer together at the end of the day.
Except with HH3......

Mate, I saw you eye ******* me at the footy. Don't fight it...

Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!

Granny panties?
No - Leopard print :lol:

How can you have a problem with any of what you wrote?

young lady - good so far
early 20's - bit passed it, but still ok i guess
mini skirt - wouldn't marry her, but id have a look
bending over - still looking, maybe even squinting
undies - any will do
leopard print - if she's not 45 with an Acca-dacca tshirt, its acceptable.

Get your shit together mate! ;)

I'm planning on taking the missus on a small holiday sometime in the next 6 months, but only have about $2,500 to do it with.

Im looking at Fiji, and it comes pretty close to that budget, but thats without spending money, and extras. Does anyone have any inside info on travel deals, or know of cheaper ways to go about things? I've never traveled in my life.

I'm looking at you Footy Chick ;)

Also, for anyone with access to my Facebook, firstly congratulations, you made the cut, secondly, dont put anything about my intentions on there. I will actually kill you.....dead.

Johno6 wrote:yeah if you have an iphone then just block the number
if you do not have an iphone then take their calls and listen to them

Iphones are shit

@kickinit

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I have a door

...that you can't fit through

my roller door is the only door I can fit through.

built like Arnie

Footy Chick wrote:yet he is friends with Stan - who is....

Kyles Jewish....

Have you seen the show?

When you see some sort of "risk-eyyyy" material of someone that looks like someone you know.

The stripper at my old man's 40th looked eerily familiar to me. I rock up to uni on the Monday morning afterwards, and there she was.

I sat next to her in the lecture theatre, and I asked her how her weekend went. She gave me a look, as if to say "Don't ask the question, if you already know the answer".

It turns out she also fancied herself as a bit of a feminist. Go figure.

Did you complement her on her undercarriage?

Shouldn't this be supressed by the courts because he was a minor at the time of the alleged offense?

cracka wrote:The chick that played in last nights legends game and not for her football ability. I'd slot one through her uprights.

I wouldn't even mind scoring a behind either...

Johno6 wrote:ok, ummm...

I would let her catch me holding the ball?

I'd rather catch her "holding the ball."

Or her get caught "holding the man."

Or her "ducking into the tackle."

Or her "encroaching the mark."

Or tunnel her.... (thats a good one, HH3)

Johno6 wrote:p.s I would take her out for Maccas and a Transformers movie and then a long walk down Elizabeth Way
then I would whisper sweet nothings in her ear till she fell asleep from the roofie,while cutting her hair

*edited for accuracy

OMG, I've just seen this.

You're all pigs.

I know this girl - how would you like anyone saying the same thing about your Mrs, or your sister?

I dont think most of what was said on here was any worse than what was said during the game by any of the commentators.

There may be a couple of things that kinda went passed that though.

Cheese TV

People calling for Petrie to get weeks for eye gouging is really starting to tick me off. Watch this video and tell me he eye gouged.

If someone choked me out like that, I'd have to be removed from the field coz I'd be trying to cave the dogs face in the rest of the match.

Whoever it was has just blatantly copied the NFL, again. They did it last year at a few stadiums. Seattle has the title now. Nobody besides Seattle supporters care either.

Non-religious people get married because they're only viewed as a family in the eyes of the law if they are married. So for the financial and legal security of each other, or any children, should anything happen in the future.

I'm getting married next year, and I want no mention of some fairytale "god" or "savior" at my wedding. I might as well get them to marry us in the eyes of Optimus Prime.

I went to a wedding a couple of months ago that included all that religious crap, and the groom was not happy to have to swear stuff to god either.

And to say that people will change laws on precedent to allow marriage to animals is **** retarded. What you're saying is if the government change laws to allow gay marriage, they will automatically cave to someone that wants to marry an animal. Just because they have changed a law once, doesnt mean they have to change it again if someone asks.

Your whole argument is flawed, and your religious beliefs are clouding your common sense. Take all the religious stuff out of your head for a second and think about it logically.

Human nature is to push the boundaries and once someone else gets it changed then 'hey I might as well push my case too' because that is the mentality.

If I'm wrong then I'll shut up but just wait and see...

It doesn't mean the one guy that wants to **** a chicken would get it changed though.

You are wrong. What's there to wait and see about?

Ok, expect a bump in the future though.

Just out of interest, what are your views on gay people in general, regardless if they can get married or not. Are you against gay relationships, or do you think they should be viewed as the same as a straight relationship?

If you've said all this in another thread, whats it called, so I can have a look-see.
People are people and they have the right to choose whatever lifestyle they like. I have friends that are gay, they know I dont agree with their lifestyle and they often dont agree with mine but I dont treat them any differently.

Ok, so if they are in a relationship for 35 years, and one of them passes away, do you think the other one should be entitled to the same security as a straight married couple? Or should they receive nothing, and be effected financially as well as emotionally?

Should they be treated differently in the eyes of the law?

woodublieve12 wrote:close enough

http://blog.seanbonner.com/2008/11/01/i ... mus-prime/

gonna run it past the missus tonight...

Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:I've run out of popcorn

The consequences of which are the business of one man and his popcorn alone.

Whos dick do ya have to suck to get some more popcorn around here?

Just actually read some of the nurses thread. What the **** is it? Are they jokes, or....I dunno...

Aren't you just supposed to do 50 until you see a sign to say otherwise?

There's always a speed sign after any intersection to let you know.

I reckon its pretty simple. Never had a speeding fine.

Ill sing that song proudly.

I also wont have anybody call me fickle.

I didnt call you fickle. The fickle ones are the ones that weren't turning up to AAMI.

When there were 15,000 at games, where were the 35,000 that are suddenly die hard supporters.

I have no problem with Port or what they're doing on field. I've actually barracked for them most games this year.

A couple of World Cup gifs hit the spot

bennymacca wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Thank you to Collingwood for costing me 9/9 you ****

I got essendon but missed rich and bullies, still enough to get me the round win in the work tipping comp

you work?

I like how Carey hasn't even asked anyone else to join him and there are at least 2, maybe 3 dudes just inviting themselves

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