Booney wrote:How nervous are the beers in your fridge?

I may have already taken one for the team…

Sale R5 # 3

dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since

carey wrote:Midweek comp this morning.

No good, 29 Points.

Hot, Windy, Phone kept ringing (work) and the 3 blokes in group were off 34, 38 and 40.

Enough said.

Not every day you get to play with Larry, Curly & Moe.

Freshly caught King George whiting, garfish, squid & blue swimmer crabs for lunch.
Doing it tough…

Dogs have officially announced their 9th recruit, Kade Dittmar.
He is a 20yo 188cm mid/defender who has played 2 seasons of regular league with Esat Perth.

Potentially 7 out of 9 of the newbees could play league in round one.
The two new talls are the least likely, with both being brought in as longer term propositions whilst they develop (with Pickering) under Buckets' guidance.

Selectors will have a nice challenge in fitting the new lads into the 22, considering our strong finish. They also have Ethan East to add.

From our last named side, only 3 are forced outs (Dahms, Hoskin and Linke). The squeeze is on.
Reasonably happy with recruiting so far.
Still disappointing that we haven't picked up a good key forward or a ready to play league footy ruckman.

They’re tough to find, mate…

Randwick r5 - 3 currently around $2.60.
Long way off the $4.20 last night, there will be deductions on that.
On the drift and it's a bet
And no joy there.
Winning jock just completely out rode them
Not enjoying the way Kenso is playing today to be honest.
Can’t stand the track, avoid it like the mother in law.

Vamos wrote:

dedja wrote:Many, many years ago I had a contractor working for me who was visiting beastiality sites on his work PC.

Nek minnit, gets walked out the door.

On all fours?

With a choker chain & lead…

Brodlach wrote:

Trader wrote:$200,000,000.00

If I win that I’ll pay the mortgage off of the regular posters on here.

I’ve already told the missus if I win, she can cut back to 2 days a week at work.

Spargo wrote:I reckon Jetty will give a sight at odds in the Sunny Coast Cup.

Wins today, tough horse.

My shit gives me the shits.

This morning I attempted to collect a stool sample for the bowel cancer screening kit which periodically appears in the letterbox of us old farts. For you youngsters out there, this involves putting a sheet of paper (supplied in the kit) in the dunny bowl, crapping on it, then rubbing a stick (also supplied) on the turd before the lot is flushed.

So - I unfold the paper catcher and place it in the bowl. Drop strides, assume position, open the bomb bay doors and drop a load. Turn around with collection stick in hand - and find that my turd has punched a hole through the paper and dropped straight into the swimming pool.

Sigh.

Next time: Drop strides and lay it on the lawn, get your swab, hose ya bum down, get up and kick your feet back 3-5 times, pick up the deposit and drop it in the neighbours bin on bin night.

What are you doing posting at this time?
You’re 9 hours early!

See ^ you went & rattled his cage…

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records
But then the librarian asked me to take it out…

Lightning McQueen wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:If she had a mobile with her, she should be able to be tracked,

That’s what doesn’t make sense here as they said she was carrying a mobile

It’s still not classified as suspicious.

It is now.

amber_fluid wrote:Not Adelaide but Pearl Jam playing in Melbourne in November.

I’m there.

Will play finals;
Collingwood
Brisbane
Carlton
GWS
Melbourne
Sydney

Might play finals;
St.Kilda
Western Bulldogs
Adelaide
Port

Won’t play finals;
Geelong
Essendon
Fremantle
North
Hawthorn
Richmond
Gold Coast
West Coast

Bazball.

AR 5 # 3, Garrire
Should’ve won first up, apprentice couldn’t control it coming around the home turn, lost countless lengths. Flashes home for fourth beaten a length.
Same grade, senior jockey aboard today - $4.60 looks generous.

Kilcoy R2 # 4, Parisian Lady
This horse owes me, always only gets beaten by a length or two whilst running on.
I’m hoping the extra distance is the key. I took $4.20 last night but I see that’s gone now, into $3.50.
Last chance today.

North have sacked him.

Better late than never, I guess
*sigh* Hindsight’s a wonderful thing.

The club have done all they can, could not have supported Thomas anymore. Behavioural programs, counselling, courses etc. Ignored the outside noise & did what they thought best for player & club.
But if you’re not going to help yourself, learn from your mistakes, if you’re going to continue with abhorrent behaviour towards women, pissing numerous chances up the wall - see ya later. Don’t need this shit at my club, a club with a lot of young blokes who should be looking up to Thomas.
I hope he can turn his life around however my main concern is for my club but more so those he’s offended against, I hope they get the support they need. Not looking forward to explaining this to my youngest daughter who is North through & through, Thomas being one of her favourite players.

3 because Rioli was brining Keane around, would be 4 or more if it was a stand alone bump.

Very entertaining in the bowling club Friday night, two opposing team supporters getting way too excited for a February trial game, nearly called security over to settle them down. Idiots. :lol:

Vamos and Brodlach?
Why include me in that?


I understand Vamos, but me?
Well now that bennymacca has gone…

It doesn’t bother me what time they arrive as long as I get my package, our area get this all the time (lady across the road is a shopaholic). My son had a parcel delivered at 11:37pm once.

Not suggesting that Spargo was complaining at the time just more surprised

I just think 8:30 at night is too late to be ringing someone’s doorbell with a delivery. What if you had a baby or young kids in bed? I’d be rotten with them being woken up.

am Bays wrote:If SPP got four weeks Webster is getting double that inclusive of a stupidity loading

Reckon we won’t be seeing him before round 8 at least.
Weak dog act.

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Corona Man wrote:

Corona Man wrote:A mate has a runner today at Pakenham. Lloyd Kennerwell trained.

Race 7 no 8.

Hoof on the til.

Wins and pays $8.

You’re welcome!

Nice darts, ol’ mate.

The new Kia Ute ad.

Starc now joins Lillee in equal fourth for all time test wickets with 355.

locky801 wrote:

stampy wrote:need a big parnership here

yep well done

Shades of @Armchair expert…

whufc wrote:Scott having a fair dinkum crack at the AFL about the opening round. In particular the fact players have been requesting two byes during the season for a while now and constantly been knocked back by the AFL because there wasn’t enough time.

Unlike Chris Scott to have a whinge…

Just delivered a tv to an older fella, must’ve been 80. He asked me to bring it in to his lounge room. Randy ol’ bastard had a topless cleaner only wearing a g-string dusting the couch

wenchbarwer wrote:

Spargo wrote:Just delivered a tv to an older fella, must’ve been 80. He asked me to bring it in to his lounge room. Randy ol’ bastard had a topless cleaner only wearing a g-string dusting the couch

Old mate did the right thing and invited you in for a look

He knew exactly what he was doing..,

SEN Survivor kicks off this round.

MR 3 # 5 win
MR 4 # 1 win
BR 2 # 16 e/w
BR 4 # 9 e/w

All up win @ $5750
All up place @ $67

Vamos wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

Vamos wrote:Might join myself, been looking for a new 3rd favourite team for a while, Wedgie has put me off Geelong forever

The Crows would appreciate your support

I used to go to their games back in the day, but then I grew up

Debatable

Booney wrote:Founding Membership
Option 1 - Devil Sticker
First Name: Dave
Last Name: Boon

Thank you, Dave!

Last time you donated to another club they went & $acked the coach…

After starting off 0/2 I’ll gladly take 2/4.

Scone race 8 # 13 - Moskeeta
Never gave them a look in last start leading all the way for a comfortable win. Can handle the wet ground, drawn the inside so should lead with ease & hopefully give them something to catch again. Up in grade but the $34 & $7 looks far too juicy to ignore.

whufc wrote:Is Miers the most underrated player in the comp.

Just doesn’t ever miss a target inside 50…..ever.

@Booney…

I’m not sure what else he could do? Is he expected to pull out of the contest at the last moment?

Eyes were on the ball the whole time. Cunningham contributed just as much as him IMO
His eyes were not on the ball the whole time. Don’t take your eyes off the ball, don’t turn to brace, go for the mark the whole time. Get to the contest first. No attempt to mark or spoil.
I’m staggered people don’t get this.

Back by popular demand and now in its fifth year, Spargo’s Good Friday Cup @ Ascot (tm) is all systems go. Same format as previous years and to avoid any controversy can we all place our selections before the first race jumps. Last year has left a sour taste in many punter’s mouths, not mentioning any names…

















pirate

dedja wrote:Probably suggest that you don’t give up your day job just yet Boon.

There is potential there…

mots02 wrote:Is The Review being done just end of month this season?

I feel the review, not dissimilar to Port’s Premiership window, is a thing of the past…

Stop wasting your time, we’ve all been here before.
Bit of a yawn now…

If Collingwood beat Hawthorn it will be 9 straight wins for the Pies on Adelaide Oval, something neither the Crows or Power have ever achieved.
Having said that, the Hawks have won 14 of their last 17 against Collingwood.

RB wrote:Did anybody drive to Mount Barker for Gather Round last year and if so where did you park?

Showgrounds, free shuttle bus to and from the ground.

Dutchy wrote:Anyone know if the Southern stand at Norwood is ticketed or can GA go sit there?

Ticketed

Jim05 wrote:Carlton must still be using brown paper bags, the umps are on the take

That was criminal.