The guy who ran our Melb Cup office sweeps yesterday is the biggest tight ass you would ever meet
(Eg. 1) We had beers in the fridge a guy bought for his workers out of his own money, and this guy was stealing one a day to drink on the way home.
Anyway while organising the sweeps he thought he had $5 too much at one stage, so instead of trying to figure out whos it is or jus tput it towards prize money
he uses that $5 to put another entry in the sweep
when all the names are getting pulled he realises he has an extra name
so he says OK that name will have my second pick pretending to be all generous, not knowing we know his scammed.
anyway his 2 picks were Prince of Penzance (Sp?) and Big orange
we let him decide which horse he wanted... he chose big orange.
As most of you would know, prince won.
The look on his face was the best thing ever at the end of the race, suck shit mother ****