I didn't know WWJD? meant "What Would Jesus Do?"
I always thought it was "What Would Johno Do?"

HH3 wrote:My "injury beard" is coming along nicely. Not shaving, and possibly not getting a haircut, til Im back on the footy field.

Either that, or when I get threatened with the sack.

your face looks like a hairy sack

IMO I also think Betts won the contest...

On a side note, all crows booked their GF accommodation yet?

I would just like to have sex with her

p.s I would take her out for dinner and a movie and then a long walk on the beach
then I would whisper sweet nothings in her ear till she fell asleep while brushing her hair

I have no problem with people saying it about my missus, because that means they find her attractive.

but I would have an issue if someone actually "kicked one between the big sticks"

if you asking about career mode on nba it is sic man, you have to do it.
I did it flat out on 2k12 and 2k13, so I took a break and did the my team for a while.
but its a lot of fun,

actual little lol there FC, Kudos.

BUT the ladies face

finally, something I can enjoy in this forum that doesn't involve nurses or auto correction

they are rigged because I lose.

I think its fairly obvious.

nah just scan it through the scan at the turnstyle thing,
you will be good as gold.






see what I did there...

I thought jew was just a name you called people who were tight arses

RustyCage wrote:Being 230km from home and locking myself out of my girlfriends house while she is at work!

want me to drop off a key?

sorry took so long to reply mickey, was at the shops buying a couple of things....


http://www.confectionerywarehouse.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x265/2942c3863c4bdac5c504bc42e9fd52d1/n/e/nestle-soothers_eucalyptus___menthol-45g_.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vvuYVvpqRUQ/UCvFL_FdOcI/AAAAAAAADn4/HBCdYqEbgHo/s320/Donut.jpg

todays weather

if its like this on the weekend would be just a tad more enjoyable tho.

Failed Creation wrote:

Johno6 wrote:What about naked selfies?

I'd sit there and question the morals of the lass in question if she's prepared to do that.

Yeah I would probably question the shit out of her morals too. Especially if she was hot.

Go to the revolving restaurant down the bay and stay at the grand.

More suggesting it coz it was one of the most expensive meals I've had.

haha, cant sleep, I think I heard the boogey man

hard to compare the two IMO because of what was acceptable back then etc./

(not aimed at ron's sarcasm)

I didn't even read the initial lack of respect comment. how bloody disrespectful of me.

Never been appropriate to belt a lady.


yeah I knew what you meant/didn't mean.

but I am disappointed in your lack of respect.

**** that, smash him!!

haha yeah she should definitely still wear it I reckon!!

bennymacca wrote:

Johno6 wrote:you want a new thread for every movie?

a whole bunch of forums would run like this, yes. it encourages more detailed discussion and means threads are less easily derailed

It will just end up with a shit load of threads with 1 or 2 replies pretty much

yours will be in Canberra anyway...................................


..................they don't allow gay marriage here.

(HH3)

We just wanted a small quiet wedding = we don't have any friends

I honestly thought Shannon Burns had already retired.

I would be more pissed if I was in am bays position tho tbh

dumb **** who leave trolleys in car parks
how **** hard is it to put it back in the trolley rack.

**** society!

Went to Jack Ruby sat night.
It was pretty busy when we got there so the meals took like an hour to get to us which was a point loser
but I got the pulled pork sliders, oh em gee, they were so good

would go back again for the same, was a nice place to chill for a drink before and after as well.

well that escalated quickly.....

I thought this was like 40 year old virgin, and when everyone was talking about sand baggers they were talking about boobs.


I am very disappointed now.

Why are you starting bullshit rumours for?

I cannot believe that me rating having tomorrow off ending in a conversation about making your hand numb when you masturbate.


I love the internet!

bennymacca wrote:

Q. wrote:Out in the sun today... Feels like Tit Monday could be just around the corner.

My favourite day when I was at uni was the first 25 degree day after winter

if that's your favourite day, wait till you have sex for the first time!

if you order in yoda's voice/style you get 10% off, so no need for the ent book!

maybe they thought you were homeless?

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.
could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t :(

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

how you doin'? ;)

not great, I have stomach cramps and a headache
can you please heat up the wheat pack and get me the sex and the city dvds from the bedroom.

thanks

all this beard talk gives me the shits..........
its make me very jealous as a 30 year old man who is still to hit puberty.
could've been worse johno I started to go grey when I was 19!!! I try to convince myself that its not so bad and Richard gere and George Clooney went grey early and i'm just as good looking as those blokes. But then I stroll past a mirror and realise I talk a lot of sh*t :(

my missus makes me put blonde in my hair to hide the greys..................


I have the face of a 12 year old boy,
the body of a 16 year old girl
and the hearing of an 80 year old man

yeah but in the street its not very often there is an umpire there to award a free kick and help you try score a goal.......

10... no one else entered.

winning the footy tipping comp, yahoo......

just saw said photos.

im getting a little emotional myself.

I don't think anyone is blaming the women for whats happened

if they have then they are idiots.

Why do they need to be drinking? Is it impossible to go the game, sit quietly, watch your potential opponent and the movement of the game without drinking and being and arse?


this!

we have gone and watched teams in pre lims before and not drank, sat there quietly and left.

its not that hard not to be a complete dick sometimes.

hes not a man of the people, thanks to him I got screwed out of a certain $1,000!!!

let the banter continue FC
other wise these threads would be lifeless....

I thought stents was named TBH

just had confirmation, was def named.


so unless he pulls out last minute, hes playing.

Friday night footy..............................grand final!

What's worse?
The 19th man, or the never tear us apart shit before the game?