Wedgie wrote:Let's hope never. Interstate sides make a GF boring , 2 would be awful.

you do realise Geelong is an interstate side

should be called get a life ladder

dedja wrote:Yes, very true, but when there's a hit to the hip pocket, it's usually on for young and old.

I'm struggling to recall a more deceitful Budget ... disgraceful.

the shameful part is that the libs are still saying they havent broken any promises

did anyone see Pyne on the project last night. How can someone talk so much jibberish. He was an embarrassment

Panther Pack wrote:Do any bays supporters think there might be some value in getting Studley back involved with the club in an official capacity???

I think he could get a game

Surely its part of a cunning plan by the libs to take govt. Each week there will be a new "independant lib" moving over to the labour govt and then eventually they will be able to form govt

lets all start chanting :D

Kum bay ya, my Love, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's laughing, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's crying, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's praying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's praying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's praying, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's singing, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's singing, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's singing, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

perhaps a lingerie league

seemingly the game never happened

God save Aus…and us!!


Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen,

"The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Abbott then asked,

"But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send Prince Charles in here, would you?"

Prince Charles walked into the room and said,
"Yes, Mummy?"



The Queen smiled and said,

"Answer me this please Charlie.
Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Prince Charles answered

"That would be me."

"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.


Tony Abbott went back home to Australia by Qantas


He decided to ask Joe Hockey the same question.
"Joe, answer this for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister.
Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Hockey.

"Let me get back to you on that one."
He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, Hockey went to the toilet, and found Clive Palmer there.

Joe Hockey went up to him and asked,
"Hey Clive, see if you can answer this question."
"Shoot Joe."
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"

Clive Palmer answered,

"That's easy, it's me!"



Joe Hockey grinned, and said, "Good answer Clive, I see it all now!"

Joe Hockey then, went back to find Tony Abbott.
"Tony, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Clive Palmer"

Tony Abbott got up, stomped over to Joe Hockey, and angrily yelled into his face,

"No! You bloody idiot! It's Prince Charles!"


.. . AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON IN CANBERRA

Star of Siam on Gouger Street - awesome thai food

Arch44 wrote:Wouldn't both Gowans be SANFL life members?

maybe they should be knighted

Johno6 wrote:crows beat the pies in melb, and all crows fan talking about how good this that and the other is
crows lose to eagles a week later at home and all of a sudden everything is wrong, fitness, mentality, players are no good


gee how things change in a week.

that's footy you should try following it

SANFLnut wrote:Major benefit for teams that have played lots of night games this year. Clubs should be spewing that this has been dropped on them so late.

Not an issue for my team.....

Unfortunately not an issue for my team

during that speech was that when Jay called for us to 'quietly stand up for SA' or something along those lines??

too lazy to worry about links!

That's where the thought \:D/ Let's go Team SA \:D/ entered my head
Has he really copied "Team Australia"?


Should we Holla for a Marshall :D

I raised this very question to Kurt Slaven @ the "Information Meeting" last year.
His response was an emphatic: "No, the date for the Grand Final will not be moved, it will remain in October".

Integrity? Compromise?

Pfft...
Season 2014 has proved one thing: the SANFL will bend over & do whatever their overlords want them to.
AFLSA is only a short distance away :(

2015

you mean 1991

bennymacca wrote:well its probably pretty easy to have evidence for his excuse

but would you trust what a talking cat has to say ?

drama queen
noun

1.
(informal) a person who tends to react to every situation in an overdramatic or exaggerated manner

can this get anymore boring and pointless

So here we are playing Deputy Dawg and attracted the attention of the fu**wits
If we get hit, our fearless leaders will say "See, told you so" whereas, in reality, it's more like us picking the fight with them by beating our chest with our big brother.
One day we might learn about staying away from some of this bull$hit the Yanks get themselves into.

where has this jimmy been! great post!

I think he has been possessed !!!!!! he will need to go into a witness protection program to protect him from the poodle :D

dedja wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Walsh is the new coach according to Kochy

Very noble of him to announce it on behalf of the Crows ... conflicted much?

Kochy is an Eddie Wannabee

MW wrote:They have their man lol
seriously though, they way they have been with the CEO and Head Coach, I dare say there might be stuff going on we just don't know about

seemingly you get what you deserve

quite clearly rubbish - just one of those things that has been adapted from an american bullshit email

84 arrested for drink driving? there are only 224 parliamentarians including the senate, so a third of all members have been arrested in the last year for drink driving, and an email is where we hear about it first?

I think you are on the wrong forum ... truth does not belong here 8)

my understanding is he said no to coaching this year anywhere, but that must have changed when walsh got the job, so he is just doing what he can. still a great pickup by the crows

Yep said no because he is more interested in his study. The crows offered him a part time role, no club in the right mind would offer anyone a part time role thats more interested in study then football. He would be a good pick up if he was fully committed to the job and working full time with the club and players. This is just another stuff up by the clowns at west lakes.

2012 :lol: :lol: :lol:

of course even though we will probably be near the bottom ... again

but nothing will tear me apart

one suspects it would be boofs call

whufc wrote:Adelaide = backwater

Even in Bruges we could go to restraints almost 24 hours

yes you certainly should be restraint

Concerns for the Crows defence when John Butcher can kick three goals before half time

but he plays for the greatest club in the world and the premiership favourites .... oops sorry I must have read the portiser this morning and made the mistake of listening to 5AA (should be renamed to 5PortPower) and heard Rucci the port power propaganda machine ;)

Spargo wrote:Then don't enter the draft - not that hard to work out.

how dare people wanting freedom of choice ... .comrade

daysofourlives wrote:

Mr Beefy wrote:Probs 1 too many hawthorn supporter cock knockers

Yeah either that or 1 too many jealous Geelong fans
At least Cyril put to bed any debate over who is the best small forward in the game

I'm sure it's not the only debating you do

Brodlach wrote:Heard this morning that Matthew Wright has been offered the chance to train with the Power this pre season to maybe get picked up in the PSD

he could be the missing piece of that great puzzle that port are working on

MW wrote:Cause for concern or "just a NAB challenge game"?

last week at work the port power fans were talking everything up and now they have gone quiet again. FFS these are just only trial games at least wait a few rounds into the proper season before panicking !!!!

Corona Man wrote:Lids off in crow town, local media will proclaim them now to be flag favorites.

Nah that only happens to port and rucci

Ravens are an average outfit. There's a couple of really tall players who are about as useless as a hip pocket on a singlet. Would've sworn they played their first ever Australian rules match this afternoon. Perhaps some of their fans can confirm for me once the wild celebrations have died down at West Lakes.

Anyone got a crowd figure? I say less than a thousand. Reckon today be my last hurrah in watching these farcical 'matches'. I just can' t be f**ked anymore.

Bitter and twisted followed by a big dose of ignorance :butthead: :butthead: :butthead:

what about selling of airplanes and helicopters ?

We should never have been in a position for an umpire to decide a match.
But the last two bullshit frees to Rioli sadly highlight the standard of umpiring in the SANFL.
I'm devastated by the result, but I might be more devastated by my realisation the SANFL is dying.

That's the worst crowd number I've ever been a part of. Somehow the numbers will be fudged to save the SANFL from total embarrassment but the 938 at Noarlunga puts this crowd to shame. 800 if lucky.
Norwood's front running fans given up and Glenelg supporters knowing their club is on death's door not bothering to turn up.
Sad situation all round.

Sour grapes and too many lemons

Not the umps fault the player made no attempt

Well done PAFC for the life time ban and hopefully she can get the help she sadly needs.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Didn't Adam want a piece of an apple despite standing next to a naked woman?
I reckon were all the children of a poof!

I'm sure Adam would've preferred a bit of peach.

and a furry one at that

You'd have to think Sydney would be sitting back loving all this Bulldogs love. I too like the Dogs and love the story but I can't help but think Longmire would be rubbing his hands together and almost using it to get his blokes up even more.

Sit back and let the Dogs have the lime light then go bang!


Spot on, this is perfect for the Swans....they know that all attention will be in the dogs this week and will thrive on it.

While I hope the Dogs win, I can see the Swans opening them up early and it being over.

Swans deserve the flag, of all the contenders they have been the most consistent all year.

not sure that a side that has been beaten by Richmond this year, really deserves the flag :D GO BULLDOGS

heres one for the utter BS thread, hannah taylor in the longest kick comp, do they have to infiltrate everywhere ffs??!!
Probably did the women's comp no favours having supposedly one of their biggest kicks struggle to kick 35m just further showing the gap between the sexes.
Yep as soon as I saw she was in the longest kick I knew it was going to be a little embrassing going up against the guys.


It seems there is a token woman in or on everything to do with footy these days. It's a disgrace

And they are even allowed to vote :roll: #dinosaur #1950s

It's too cold and wet for bees

There's a 400 page thread dedicated to this. Can we please keep this in there so we can have conversations about the games. I get it, it's been 4 years and you will still be bitter in 40 years. I'm still filthy Scott and Chalene left Ramsay street but I don't throw the toys out the cot every time Neighbours comes on.

OK gotta go I'm off to catch my flight on the Queensland and Northern Territory Airline Service.....What's that you say?
Q.A.N.T.A.S.....Still don't know whatim talking about
Qantas

Yes names, logos and identities evolve over time.

It started in 1990 when a SA team entered the AFL and change has occurred.

Personally I have no issue with people wanting the AFL Reserves out but we finally have a few threads that don't get hijacked by the anti establishments. It would be great if that could continue and posts like yours above could not infect football or game related threads.

The best post in the SANFL forum in years

also bring some apricot slices to share with people near you

Very true and funny from Titus O'Reily

It seems unfair that the Geelong Football Club has to play this week, considering they’ve had the greatest injustice in the history of time just occur at their club.

Oh, the crying in Victoria from the media has been something to behold. At first, I thought Patrick Dangerfield had passed away, but it turns out he’s just been suspended.

In fact, some research has revealed it was Matthew Kreuzer who was the player that required medical treatment. An argument I guess could be made the Kreuzer was the victim in this situation but I guess a medal is a bit more important than someone’s brain.

It does mean we get to see the Cats without Patrick Dangerfield, which is like seeing Queen without Freddie Mercury, which weirdly, some people do.

While losing Dangerfield is a big loss, on the plus side for them, Sydney will be without Josh Kennedy.

The bad news doesn’t stop there for the Swans, Kurt Tippet is back in the side this week too.

Sounds like no one is going to make the top 4. Geelong are a shoe in

stan wrote:Motlop is lazy as shit. **** knows why the Adelaide teams were so keen.

Only 1 really was but don't tell power supporters as they believe everything

But you have such a pretty face