SA Footy • Search

Armchair expert wrote:Drew 50

commentary whinging that he is batting too slow as made me hit mute

will end up playing a rash shot and getting out and then they will whinge he was trying to be over aggressive

looks like heading for a tame draw Vics 3/108 at tea time still needing 208

Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van when suddenly Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky side,and had just read "40 shades of grey", yells out,"Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"
Frank, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks having sex?"
Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even had sex with Frank, let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes I did."
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims:
"I thought so because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

The Dark Knight wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Who?
Nuwan Thushara is his name.

I was referring Lockys chucker post

I see no issue with any of their bowling actions
Hey? Locky didn't post that.

Thought i was going crazier than i already am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:SA
3/4

Sent from my SM-G781B using Tapatalk

SA VS WI test could be over in a day

DOC wrote:Eddie McGuire boned by FOX.

Now get rid of that flog Morris

whufc wrote:2/100

Umpire refuses to give Street out until the bowler turns around to appeal

fair enough, get sick of the bowlers just marching down the pitch, Brett Lee was a classic for it, doing the song and dance without as much as a glance to the umpire

Down comes the rain, wont be alot of play today with rain and bad light

May as well call stumps and head to the pub, this is a waste of time

whufc wrote:4/552 vs 10/476

Probably fair to say we have been a little bit out played.

i'd open the bowling after lunch with Usman and Carey

Cummins wins the toss and elects to bat

its now or never Trav on the sub continent

150 to Usman

$\:D/$

Armchair expert wrote:2nd over of the new ball and Lyon is bowling it

I can't

I'm out

at least someones out then

Booney wrote:Some of the dullest cricket I've ever witnessed.

If not for the people in the Sensodyne bay munching on ice blocks and the people writing on the signs in the tea tent I wouldn't be watching.

275997498_4970295079683368_5548163359171845133_n.jpg

Pakistan batted too slowly in the first session and have snuffed themselves out of winning this test match
The draw appears to be the PA mindset

LOOks like a draw , which will be a very disappointing result for Australia

they need 4 runs an over from here, was disappointed the way they batted in the last hour before lunch, still 3 results possible at this stage, next hour of play will tell IMO

This post belongs to our thread Best Jokes
A thread I kick started and now you are in charge of being the SAFOOTY funnyman
This post will consolidate your funnyman status
If you leave this post in this thread, Best Jokes might need to be tendered out to some one like Lightning Mcqueen

I repeat PA cannot win from here and are out of that equation

Said they were still in the equasion at no stage in that post did i say they would win, anyone for a game of blind mans bluff :roll:

gazzamagoo wrote:
The Bedge wrote:Didn't realise this thread was still a thing.

What's Covid.

Coffee Or Vodka In Demand

Bugga Crows have kicked 11, have to put up with another week of AE

whufc wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Batting first

Best chance

Love to see us get close to 300 today.

Lets get to 100 first

A true champion, wish her all the best in whatever she has chosen

Boss man steps into my office and says "thanks for all your efforts lately, we really appreciate it" then hands me a $200 gift card.

I was pretty chuffed considering I had to go and tend to family matter yesterday around lunch time and then I didn't return because of it.

They have also set my home office up pretty well too.

Very rare i believe in todays work society, Cudo's to your employer, keep the workers happy you will reap the rewards in more productivity :D :partyman: :drinkers:

Healy gone for a pair, hasnt scored a run all summer, time to move her on

9th wicket partnership of 100 for England has put them right back in this match

29/1/2022 Mrs Starc made those ducks
4/3/2022 Mrs STARc makes 170 off 138 balls in a World Cup

That's the best innings Ive seen by the Invincigals in a limited overs match
Then I saw the best innings from an English gal by Natalie Sciver 148 not out off 121 balls

Hope for Aaron Finch still then i guess :D

Roosters have arrived from lunch just a little late

Supercars CEO just announced Adelaide event to go ahead between 1 and 4 December this year

as the season finale

DOC wrote:
Booney wrote:Some cnut has taken $831.44 out of my account overnight and I'm 1 hour 37 minutes into a call to Bank SA and about to speak to the 7th person for the day.

How did this end up?

He is still on hold

Wedgie wrote:Great game, well done Freo, they look the real deal!

have a great defensive game and totally suffocate sides then open it up and away they go, be intersting when they play Melbourne

Wedgie using Mrs Wedgies COVID as an excuse to get out on a pub crawl

Crows just kept kicking the ball to Tom Stewart, dumb football, 40 possessions and 16 marks, let alone almost 900 metres gained

Lightning McQueen wrote:Me.

Talking to a chick at work and she says "I haven't sat down to watch a movie for ages"

Me "Do you watch movies standing up?"

I showed myself out.

now i have to clean my screen, beer all over it,

thats gold

LM

1/4 time

South 4.4

North 1.1

South with the last 8 shots on goal

locky801 wrote:Panthers by 2 points in a boilover

Just saying that is all

JohnnyDog wrote:Locky if you would have read Wedgies funny post before mine you would of got the gist of my post its called taking the piss having a laugh.
Hops Beer 4.2% alcohol ( HOpsBr4.2% ) sure beats Carlton Zero.
Beer is our saviour.

yes i was just having a lend

Thursday night :
Melbourne v Brisbane - MCG

Friday night :
Bulldogs v Hawthorn - MRVL
West Coast v Essendon - Optus

Saturday :
Carlton v Fremantle - MRVL
Geelong v Richmond - MCG
South v Adelaide -Acres of Cars
Sydney v St Kilda - SCG

Sunday :"
North v Adelaide - Blundstone ( Tas )

Collingwood v GWS - MCG
Port Adelaide v GC - AO

In other words home teams.

see you have Melbourne and Brisbane for a draw Doc :shock:

UK Fan wrote:West 6.7(43)
Eagles 5.1(31)

Half time

West have been good in recent times up to half time and then fallen away badly, hopefully they can keep it going for the full game today

Good win by the Blue Baggers, one step closer to a finals birth

Walsh over 40 possessions, guys a gun

The quickest, safest, and most effective way to get rid of a stye at home is to apply some sort of warm compress. All you have to do is heat up filtered water, soak a clean cloth in the water, and then put it over your affected eye with your eye closed

Matthews is the danger man, capable of batting long periods of time and getting big 100s

Brodlach wrote:Duursma out for Port

Motlop the super sub

they always find a way to get Motlop in the side, its quite amazing really

Man was enjoying his trip on the motor launch, and eating his steak sandwich,
Dog owned by the woman next to him was looking up at him begging,
Man says to woman… “Do you mind if I toss your dog a bit?”
She nodded, so the man threw the dog overboard.!

well done Doggies

have a feeling the doggies will bark loud and bring the bones home by 1-10

top notch innings without his normal crap, funny what happens when you fully concentrate, now needs to double it

tigerpie wrote:If I was umpiring I'd be saying to dickwella....ahhh ahhh ahhh is not an appeal, stop it!

yes he sounds like a little kid with a bad stomach ache

Armchair expert wrote:Sweppo first 50 coming up!

Much chance of that happening as the "Fog" kicking 10 tomorrow

locky801 wrote:1/65 at tea, our spinners not looking that dangerous right now

In saying that the ball hasnt been thrown to Trav to roll his arm over as yet

that NAB new ad with the house running up the street on 4 legs being chased by the Kingswood FFS

The Bedge wrote:Dr Sonja Hood - hot or not?

pass

jo172 wrote:PNU an uncanny ability to win the games I can’t get to. Haven’t seen a win since round one.

Going to be a hell of a last month of the season. Pressure on every spot on the ladder

take the hint lol

Dogs are starting to bark in the last

Search found 945 matches

Around the place

Join us