That's the lowest score against South at Noarlunga (the three lower are all by South); previous record was by North, 4.8 in Rd 20 1998


Also believe that may be Norths lowest score ever against South, previous being 2.15

I have a score from Round 1 1898 by North at 2.8 (20) vs South 6.14 (50)

You would more than likely be on the money Spelly, thinking now i do remember being at the game in 1898 :oops:

Go your own way - Fleetwood Mac

Is just a pity that the experts in here are not running CA, will probably be the only way that things will change

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it

The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

Dogs by 31-40

great win by the Backs

CENTURION wrote:the out of bounds rule is bloody stupid.

going back to Under 10 footy and below

LBT wrote:It's a road again!

Until we bat

An elderly man owned a large farm which had a large pond down the back with a picnic table, horseshoe court, and some apple and peach trees.

One afternoon the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and collect some fruit so he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to carry the fruit in.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing and as he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked”

Holding the bucket up he said, “I'm here to feed the crocodile”

Some old men can still think fast.

PATHETIC that is all

Well batted Joe Burns thats a great 100

locky801 wrote:Well batted Joe Burns thats a great 100

0/173

Q. wrote:How was Marsh's delivery not a no ball

New Zealand have history of getting wickets with no balls in Perth and getting away with it

helicopterking wrote:Starc 160.4km

Thats some serious heat

Already 35k through the gate, once people finish work reckon it could swell by another 10k

CAnt see them getting Williamson out here, safer than the crown jewels

Well done Boof Junior good to see Ferg get a ton in the 1st dig as well

His dud brother can join him as well

Disgraceful Australia

Once again seeing the ball move a bit and our batsman falter

Take the crowd numbers out of it.. How will this test be viewed? As a success or a failure given it only lasted 3x days?

Huge success IMO, how good is this, not seeing sides smash 400 a day, batsman batting for 2 days.

Bowlers getting a bit of a shot.

Yes sure 3 days but would rather watch I have seen over a number of seasons

RustyCage wrote:SMarsh gone for 49

Hang em up lad, clearly not good enough

the wonder elephant wrote:Anyone got a live feed for this ?

why would u want that i am drinking more beers an hour than runs they are scoring

Although I am old and losing my memory, my recollection is that the Redbacks always do pretty well up to Xmas time, then it's all backwards from there, hopefully a huge change in 2016

Batted Joe Burns, well done to the selectors

Now Usman 100, hang the gloves up snicko Marsh

the GOAT

GOAT MOM

And there it is, Mitch picks up his 4th wicket and wins the match for Australia. Great catch by Pattinson to finish the West Indies innings.

Impressed with Mitch Marsh bowling today, aggressive, good lines and some real pace, was right up with Pattinson in speed, probably his best test performance to date

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

"What are the three tests?" asks the man

"Gotta pay first."

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

helicopterking wrote:Mark Nicholas last 30mins have been ridiculously irritating.

only the last 30 mins

Kohli wildly overcelebrates his century after going at less than a run-a-ball after they just lost two games where they made 300. How about celebrating if you actually win a game you tosser.

it's all about him, no-one else, worked that out when they were here last. Very talented cricketer that could be one of the best but his head is too big

Faulkner also bowling chunky beef pies, this guy has gone backwards 20 fold in 12 months

They will do this in 45

Love watching aggressive batting but am now totally over the crap that is served up

Refuse to watch 20/20 and now going that way with this format, FFS we want to see an even comp, runs being cored but the ball doing a bit and stumps getting smashed aint happening, has got boring

Grenville wrote:Mark Nicholas saying what most Aussie supporters are thinking, Wade is a shit keeper.

Bit like Marks commentary actually

WTG M. Marsh 100* 1st one day international hundred

carey wrote:Faulkner spudding it up yet again. Overrated hack.

Time to give him the big DCM

bennymacca wrote:Umpire calls a no ball, Voges gets bowled, and it turns it out his foot was massively behind the line!

Terrible decision by the umpire, the Kiwi commentators are livid

Sh.t happens

NZ playing some great cricket here finally Guptill goes to Garyyy

One of the best catches in the gully you will ever see, but Pattison bowled a No Ball.

How many more wickets is this guy going to miss out on by bowling no balls.

Quite simple, keep your foot behind the line, if i was the coach i would give him a 1k fine for every no ball he bowls and 2k for every wicket he takes off of a no ball. He just does it way to often

might be the saviour for the Bays, might be the biggest crowds there in decades

Fk yeah!!

What dates are the final?

All you need to know about the final...

Who: West End Redbacks v Victorian Bushrangers
Where: Gliderol Stadium, Glenelg
When: Saturday, 26 March to Wednesday, 30 March
Session 1: 10.30am - 12.30pm
Session 2: 1.00pm - 3.00pm
Session 3: 3.30pm - 5.30pm
Ticket prices: $10 for Adults, $5 for Concessions, Children get in free
Live stream: http://www.cricket.com.au

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.





At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"





"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.





"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."


He never heard the gunshot.

Chad been taking lessons from Daddy

Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,

"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last few years,

. . . . . I've been a hooker."

"Aha" Ed said, "I'll bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight as you hit the ball."

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “

Young people have theirs,
now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

Magellan wrote:Westies can't take a trick with Porplyzia out. North should return to the winner's list.

Should and will big difference, bit of a trap game for North this one, done turn up totally on may well give the Premiers a win

Final reserves Score

North 11.9

Sturt 11.4

One summer - Darryl Braithwaite

another grub wrote:What are the conitions like? Any breeze?

Perfect for footy, but cool but sunny very little breeze at this time, pretty decent crowd rolling up

ALL OVER

North 23.10

Glenelg 10.14

Save the Tigers and they put up a performance like that after all the publicity.

Dont want to see them go but you would think after all the hype this week the side would have given at least half a roar