Cars around the boundary!

[mal]

Do we get a 4 cent rebate on petrol at woolworths
when we pay to get into Carlunga sunday?

[Jimmy]

Would you prefer they spend the money on a monorail?

Is there a chance the track could bend?

not on your life my hindu friend

[Punk Rooster]

Would you prefer they spend the money on a monorail?

Is there a chance the track could bend?

not on your life my hindu friend

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

[CENTURION]

Excellent, now you can watch the footy & have a shag at the same time! I'll definitely be blowing my horn!

[StrayDog]

Well, that's one way to celebrate a goal.

[Spiritof64]

Well, that's one way to celebrate a goal.

I woulda been stuffed by half time.

[StrayDog]

Well, that's one way to celebrate a goal.

I woulda been stuffed by half time.

Depends on who was doing the stuffing.