Lists like that can be very misleading, Wedgie, as you know.
Only 3 of the 'outs' played consistent league footy last year - Haynes, Slattery and O'Sullivan. Most of the others either played more Reserves than League, or played a lot of Reserves. One didn't play a League game and one played one game. It would be a similar story at most clubs.
We'd like to play more of our juniors, but like Chris Schmidt, they're mostly playing AFL. Even so, we'll no doubt have several of our own juniors in the team - Buckley, Hutchins, Caire, Bricknell, etc. Yes, I saw your 'wink', but I like to repeat these facts
As for Illman, I think he retired from League footy and might play locally, if at all. I went to the Sixers for the first time a couple of weeks ago and you're right, he probably would get a game.