Port Magpies get new Major Sponsor

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Crime stoppers could also suit them well

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Re throwing the phone at Woodville Oval, the poor gentleman who was stuck in the face by it has never fully recovered. He has developed a dial tone phobia and wanders around in ever decreasing circles saying 'it's for you".
He can easily be recognised in the grandstand because he is the only one wearing a hardhat and a Hannibal Lector face grill. The only time he smiles is when the Eagles defeat Port or the Eagles win a premiership.