Another interesting story may be the number of infected bowels.
If Norwood's planed new clubroom/bistro is anything like Glenelg's,
I hope we never have similar staff directives nor food control standards.
What a f'n joke ! Firstly you can't even make a booking. First in only apparently.
Then you can't take a lousy bottle of wine back to your table.
The current rule is that they put your name on it and everyone has to go
back to the bar to get a refill. Just as civilised as the wife-swapping years eh?
If the meal order electro-gizmo ever goes off it's usually wrong.
Then you get a disgusting meal on cardboard that tastes better than the food.
All with disposable wooden knife and forks which inevitably breaks whilst eating.
The eco-unfriendly waste must be astronomical. Still, try and look on the bright side.
When the food poisoning kicks in there's always the 'HOLDY' on the way back to the car.
p.s. Dear Holdfast Hotel, we're so sorry to destroy your limited plumbing, but who cares
if you're too lazy to clean all the piss off your disgusting mensroom seats.
p.p.s. Please send all repair bills to the Glenelg Football Club !!!
p.p.p.s. What a pity. Glenelg used to be a favourite venue. Now the toilets are as bad
as the food. Or does one cause the other??? F*****G disgusting !!!
Always nice to have a good whinge.
Thank dog we dyslexics won !
Luv,
Sabre.