North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

[Wedgie]

Training cancelled as 36 players are down with gastro!
Lucky for North they have the bye in round 1!
Let the jokes begin!

[am Bays]

Let the jokes begin!

Are word association games with "desk" and "shits" at North still funny??

[Rik E Boy]

Unlike most SANFL clubs the Roosters are pooling their liquid assets.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

A Rooster One day, a feather duster the next and the day after that a burning ring of fire.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

So THAT'S how they make spicy hot chicken.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

The coaching staff at Prospect are papering over some sizeable cracks.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

North High performance manager - "Each player has shown significant improvement this summer, many of them having PB's on the runs"

[Booney]

Matt Westhoff - "We used to joke at Elizabeth about the sh*t down the road"

[Booney]

" We have had the players going through a solid block of training recently, we decided to water things down a bit this week "

[Rik E Boy]

This pre-season we've been unable to hang on to the pill but we've been passing really well.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

We are all really sick but everyone's too scared to take a supplement.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

...all of the players have excelled at squats.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

The Advertiser

Daniel Currie leaves mark on team mates.

[Booney]

Roosters look to play free flowing style.

[Rik E Boy]

The first player to pass a solid shit will be elected captain.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

Ooh ooh


"They plan to open up the back half and flood the midfield"

[dedja]

Key player required to plug a hole at one end ...

[Booney]

The first player to pass a solid shit will be elected captain.

regards,

REB

Here's a solid shit.

[Rik E Boy]

Press release North Adelaide Football Club

Ha ha you cheeky bastards yes we have all got the shits. We are sick of being the butt of everyone's jokes so enough of the wise cracks. We feel that this kind of victimisation is in very poor taste and the humour exhibited is rock bottom.

regards,

...OH **** GOTTA GO!!

[dedja]

club tainted by unconfirmed leak ...