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North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

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Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:59 pm
by Wedgie
Training cancelled as 36 players are down with gastro!
Lucky for North they have the bye in round 1!
Let the jokes begin!
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:08 pm
by am Bays
Wedgie wrote:Let the jokes begin!
Are word association games with "desk" and "shits" at North still funny??
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:12 pm
by Rik E Boy
Unlike most SANFL clubs the Roosters are pooling their liquid assets.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:12 pm
by Rik E Boy
A Rooster One day, a feather duster the next and the day after that a burning ring of fire.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:13 pm
by Rik E Boy
So THAT'S how they make spicy hot chicken.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

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Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:13 pm
by Rik E Boy
The coaching staff at Prospect are papering over some sizeable cracks.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:17 pm
by Booney
North High performance manager - "Each player has shown significant improvement this summer, many of them having PB's on the runs"
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

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Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:18 pm
by Booney
Matt Westhoff - "We used to joke at Elizabeth about the sh*t down the road"
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:19 pm
by Booney
" We have had the players going through a solid block of training recently, we decided to water things down a bit this week "
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:21 pm
by Rik E Boy
This pre-season we've been unable to hang on to the pill but we've been passing really well.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:21 pm
by Rik E Boy
We are all really sick but everyone's too scared to take a supplement.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:22 pm
by Rik E Boy
...all of the players have excelled at squats.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:23 pm
by Booney
The Advertiser
Daniel Currie leaves mark on team mates.
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:24 pm
by Booney
Roosters look to play free flowing style.
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:25 pm
by Rik E Boy
The first player to pass a solid shit will be elected captain.
regards,
REB
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:25 pm
by Booney
Ooh ooh
"They plan to open up the back half and flood the midfield"

Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:26 pm
by dedja
Key player required to plug a hole at one end ...
Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:26 pm
by Booney
Rik E Boy wrote:The first player to pass a solid shit will be elected captain.
regards,
REB
Here's a solid shit.

Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

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Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:27 pm
by Rik E Boy
Press release North Adelaide Football Club
Ha ha you cheeky bastards yes we have all got the shits. We are sick of being the butt of everyone's jokes so enough of the wise cracks. We feel that this kind of victimisation is in very poor taste and the humour exhibited is rock bottom.
regards,
...OH **** GOTTA GO!!

Re: North Adelaide literally gives players the shits!

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Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:28 pm
by dedja
club tainted by unconfirmed leak ...