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Not sure if this thread has been done before but every club has a few supporters who make you laugh.

Down South we have this 1 supporter (Don't know his name) He stands under the Stratco shed on the wing and carries a green woolworths shopping bag.

This bloke does not shut up and does not stop complaining but geez he makes me laugh.

Some of his classic 1 liners are:

IT'S A CONTACT SPORT
THIS ISN'T NETBALL
PRETEND WE ARE PLAYING AT GLENELG OVAL

Then he will also say stuff like TACKLE HIM, DONT HAND PASS IT, KICK IT (He says these 2 comments at least 50 times a game) I can't do the tone on here but if you have been to Noarlunga Oval under the stratco shed you will know who I mean!

Yep, we definitely have a few at Norwood and you soon grow to love seeing the same opposition supporters every time you play them. Hearing the 'out there' comments just ads to the great atmosphere with have in the comp.

Bring out the round ball and the frocks !
Let the captains umpire !

There used to be a guy who went to Centrals all the time in the mid-90's who was nicknamed by our group Vulcan, a character from that awful TV show Gladiators.

He clearly loved himself; wore muscle shirts in the middle of winter and was always flexing his biceps despite being the ugliest person ever seen at a Centrals game (and that is an award in itself.)

Haven't seen him at a game in years though.

What about that young bloke you have with the awesome mullet? I think he is some kind of matchday official.

Please tell me he still looks like Billy Ray Cyrus

Armytank wrote:What about that young bloke you have with the awesome mullet? I think he is some kind of matchday official.

Please tell me he still looks like Billy Ray Cyrus

We refer to him as Joe Dirt, ripper of a mullet

There is a Norwood supporter who stands next to the race hurling abuse at umpires and opposition teams constantly. Bald as a badger !
Know to have thrown abuse at a club president recently too.

SDK wrote:There is a Norwood supporter who stands next to the race hurling abuse at umpires and opposition teams constantly. Bald as a badger !
Know to have thrown abuse at a club president recently too.

SDK speaking in third person

Pram Lady and Phillips Head at Westies

The bearded Norwood fan with the flag

The Centrals Quads

The Eagle Cheersquad

Bam bam the Lebo Sturt drug dealing supporter

The bearded Norwood fan with the flag ....... who throws babies at Sturt supporters

whufc wrote:Pram Lady and Phillips Head at Westies

The bearded Norwood fan with the flag

The Centrals Quads

The Eagle Cheersquad

Bam bam the Lebo Sturt drug dealing supporter

The entire Westies cheer squad. Have not seen the Pram Lady for years

Brodlach wrote:

whufc wrote:Pram Lady and Phillips Head at Westies

The bearded Norwood fan with the flag

The Centrals Quads

The Eagle Cheersquad

Bam bam the Lebo Sturt drug dealing supporter

The entire Westies cheer squad. Have not seen the Pram Lady for years

OK but has anyone else seen her?

Panther Pack wrote:Not sure if this thread has been done before but every club has a few supporters who make you laugh.

Down South we have this 1 supporter (Don't know his name) He stands under the Stratco shed on the wing and carries a green woolworths shopping bag.

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Yep, I know the bloke you’re talking about, as would most South fans I’d imagine.

“My dad’s harder in the bedroom than you blokes, and he’s 89”.
“I’ve never seen a goal handballed”
“He’s been doing it all day”
“The digit followed Stribling to Mt Gambier for more money” (referring to the missing digit on the South clock)

UK Fan wrote:There used to be a guy who went to Centrals all the time in the mid-90's who was nicknamed by our group Vulcan, a character from that awful TV show Gladiators.

He clearly loved himself; wore muscle shirts in the middle of winter and was always flexing his biceps despite being the ugliest person ever seen at a Centrals game (and that is an award in itself.)

Haven't seen him at a game in years though.

Dylan Jessen? I believe there is a reason for that

Most cheer squads in general
Takes a pretty special breed to join the ranks

Jim05 wrote:Most cheer squads in general
Takes a pretty special breed to join the ranks

Ya dead right there Jim i wonder if Gossipgirl and Tassie Blues are Crows cheer squad members

daysofourlives wrote:

Jim05 wrote:Most cheer squads in general
Takes a pretty special breed to join the ranks

Ya dead right there Jim i wonder if Gossipgirl and Tassie Blues are Crows cheer squad members

Does the 19th man count?

The port cheer squad at SANFL games used to be entertaining with their songs and things, but now they are just quiet and boring

Jim05 wrote:

daysofourlives wrote:

Jim05 wrote:Most cheer squads in general
Takes a pretty special breed to join the ranks

Ya dead right there Jim i wonder if Gossipgirl and Tassie Blues are Crows cheer squad members

Does the 19th man count?

Worse than the 19th Man crap, the 19th man score assist thing that comes up on the scoreboard is laughable. Different breed at West Lakes

saintal wrote:

Panther Pack wrote:Not sure if this thread has been done before but every club has a few supporters who make you laugh.

Down South we have this 1 supporter (Don't know his name) He stands under the Stratco shed on the wing and carries a green woolworths shopping bag.

!

Yep, I know the bloke you’re talking about, as would most South fans I’d imagine.

“My dad’s harder in the bedroom than you blokes, and he’s 89”.
“I’ve never seen a goal handballed”
“He’s been doing it all day”
“The digit followed Stribling to Mt Gambier for more money” (referring to the missing digit on the South clock)

LOL yeah that's him. Me and my brothers in law refer to him as shopping bag cause he is always carrying a Woolworths shopping bag. I've been tempted to ask him what he has in the bag but thought better of it as I don't want to get stuck in a conversation with him!!!