2. Jars has no idea
3. North have never ever exceeded the salary cap
4. The salary cap should be scrapped
5. North’s business plan should be copied by all the other clubs (esp. Norwood)
6. Harg’s was fat and lazy and undisciplined
7. Harg’s should NEVER have been let go from North. Jars has no idea
8. Harg’s is a top bloke
9. James Moore never makes a move without consulting us first
10. Neither does Bohdan or Glenn Elliott
11. Hargs doesn't either.
12. Players are falling over themselves to come to North Adelaide because they are clearly the best club
13. North supporters are the best behaved in the competition. If they are ever anything else but, it is because of other clubs supporters. Even supporters of clubs they aren't actually playing on the day
14. North Adelaide officials do not care what is written on a “poxy web siteâ€
15. North supporters despise bad language and any threat of violence
16. North supporters threaten violence against opposition players. Eg Skipworth
17. North supporters are terrific at using "selective quoting" when responding to an internet squabble
18. Any player that doesn't come to us, well, we didn't want them anyway. Even if we approached them first. We don't need them.
19. Under age results are very, very important, and should be remembered and reminded of regularly.
20. North have the best under age development programme in the SANFL
21. It is entirely appropriate to have a team made up predominantly of imports over 25 years of age
22. An ankle injury is an acceptable reason to be heavily overweight.
23. This year is a make or break year, with no excuses.
24. The last two years were the same, but the excuses were valid.
25. If our club is under attack, it is important to mention another club's failings in a similar or entiyely different area. Often.
26.
means i'm just joking
