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Hello Team,

On Saturday night at Hamra Homes Oval, Elizabeth we take on Sturt in a top of the table clash.

We need a crowd of 5,630 to break 40,000 for our home match attendance this season.

If we are successful it will be the first time we have broken 40,000 since the crows started playing in the AFL.

If we have a crowd in excess of 2,613 it will be our biggest home match attendance since the crows inception but we are aiming to crack through the 40,000.

Our previous best is 36,986 back in 1998.

We would appreciate any support you may be able give us to promote the game this week.

And ask all of you to encourage as many people as possible to come along on Saturday night.

BE THERE and bring everyone you know!

Thank you very much.


Huntley Armstrong

Marketing Manager

Central District Football Club

PO Box 10

Elizabeth SA 5112

Ph: 08 82552555

Fax: 08 82556855

Mob: 0408 896643

http://www.cdfc.com.au

Please, no wise-cracks about stolen cars, hub-caps, rapes, incest etc., etc. Let's be POSITIVE & try & create a new record!

CENTURION wrote:Please, no wise-cracks about stolen cars, hub-caps, rapes, incest etc., etc. Let's be POSITIVE & try & create a new record!

Awww, you spoil all the fun....

I'm In! looking forward to a cracker of a game.

SFC are organising a bus. Contact the club for details.

shanghaied wrote:SFC are organising a bus. Contact the club for details.

Apparently it has a "Puff the Magic Dragon" horn, Meet The Fockers style. Will go down a treat at Elizabeth.

shanghaied wrote:SFC are organising a bus. Contact the club for details.

and No bandwagon jokes!

Dutchy wrote:

shanghaied wrote:SFC are organising a bus. Contact the club for details.

and No bandwagon jokes!

What about minibus jokes??

Apparently the (mini)bus is called Kevin Higgins - only half a coach......

CENTURION wrote:Please, no wise-cracks about rapes, incest etc., etc!

pity this game clashes with the crows

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:What about minibus jokes??

Apparently the (mini)bus is called Kevin Higgins - only half a coach......

It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

shanghaied wrote:It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

Touche, yep not a good record but Hodgey, Chocco and McGuinnss did soemthing that neither Davies, Higgins, Trigg and Bunton...couldn't do.....

And only McGuinness and Honor (shudder) have suffered the same ignomey as the four Sturt "coaches"

Anyway play on.....

shanghaied wrote:

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:What about minibus jokes??

Apparently the (mini)bus is called Kevin Higgins - only half a coach......

It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

IF Mickan makes it through to 2008, will he recieve Life Membership?
Or will he just be stuffed & mounted*

CENTURION wrote:If we have a crowd in excess of 2,613 it will be our biggest home match attendance since the crows inception but we are aiming to crack through the 40,000.

Surely that's a typo ?

He means in total, for the entire season smithy.

Punk Rooster wrote:

shanghaied wrote:

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:What about minibus jokes??

Apparently the (mini)bus is called Kevin Higgins - only half a coach......

It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

IF Mickan makes it through to 2008, will he recieve Life Membership?
Or will he just be stuffed & mounted*

He will be stuffed and mounted and put at the end of a couch.

Aerie wrote:

shanghaied wrote:SFC are organising a bus. Contact the club for details.

Apparently it has a "Puff the Magic Dragon" horn, Meet The Fockers style. Will go down a treat at Elizabeth.

That bus/van that Robert Deniro had in meet the Fockers was a beauty. You cant tell me you wouldnt love to have one of your own?

shanghaied wrote:

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:What about minibus jokes??

Apparently the (mini)bus is called Kevin Higgins - only half a coach......

It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

Wow thats enought buses to cover the whole of Adelaide

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:

shanghaied wrote:It is a rather dry old joke Tassie but, ahem, which of the following were not mini-buses? No wonder that the club needed to expand their carpark.

K Hodgeman (1991-1992),
Mark Williams (1993-1994),
T Symonds (1995-1996),
W Stringer (1997),
Tony McGuinness (1998-2000),
B Honor (2001-2002),
D Noble (2003-04),
P Simmons (2005),
T Burgess (2005)

Touche, yep not a good record but Hodgey, Chocco and McGuinnss did soemthing that neither Davies, Higgins, Trigg and Bunton...couldn't do.....

And only McGuinness and Honor (shudder) have suffered the same ignomey as the four Sturt "coaches"

Anyway play on.....

Dont know about dodgey but the other 2 have made it big down at alberton!

Good luck to the Dogs on attaining their target, probably something that wont be repeated with teams having more home games this year because of the Adelaide Oval getting relaid.