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Postby wristwatcher » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:29 am

Mall Cop 2 - tried to get a movie all the family could enjoy. This piece of pure crap was certainly not it.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magellan » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:06 am

Has anyone been brave enough to watch Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"? It got a rating of 0% from 27 critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:02 am

wristwatcher wrote:Mall Cop 2 - tried to get a movie all the family could enjoy. This piece of pure crap was certainly not it.


Haha .. I tried the same over the weekend but had to switch it off after about 20 minutes. So so bad.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby wristwatcher » Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:57 am

JK wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Mall Cop 2 - tried to get a movie all the family could enjoy. This piece of pure crap was certainly not it.


Haha .. I tried the same over the weekend but had to switch it off after about 20 minutes. So so bad.



Unwatchable. I fell asleep about the 20 minute mark and caught the last 20 minutes when he basically becomes a superhero. Not sure I have seen a worse movie in 2015.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:15 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:11 am

wristwatcher wrote:Mall Cop 2 - tried to get a movie all the family could enjoy. This piece of pure crap was certainly not it.


Wouldn't the first movie be warning enough?

I tend to steer clear of anything with Kevin James.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magellan » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:19 am

Failed Creation wrote:I tend to steer clear of anything with Kevin James.

Smart. Kevin James is best buds with Adam Sandler. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:41 am

Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I tend to steer clear of anything with Kevin James.

Smart. Kevin James is best buds with Adam Sandler. 'Nuff said.


Most of Sandler's post-2000 output is shite.

I really liked Funny People though.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:44 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I tend to steer clear of anything with Kevin James.

Smart. Kevin James is best buds with Adam Sandler. 'Nuff said.


Most of Sandler's post-2000 output is shite.

I really liked Funny People though.


Sandler films are what they are and he makes no bones about it being what it is.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Dogwatcher » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:56 am

I enjoyed Pixels. Maybe it was the nostalgia. But I did think it was clever and funny.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magellan » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:00 pm

Booney wrote:Sandler films are what they are and he makes no bones about it being what it is.

True. Irrespective of whether they receive critical acclaim Sandler's films make plenty of money. As Lisa Simpson once said, "you'll never go broke subscribing to lowest common denominator".
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:06 pm

Extraction

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:30 pm

Sat through 37 mins of Joy before the Mrs told me to turn it off
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby wristwatcher » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:40 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Sat through 37 mins of Joy before the Mrs told me to turn it off



My Mum who doesn't swear rang me and said "I saw Joy, don't bother, its shit"
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby MatteeG » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:24 am

Ruby Sparks. WTF.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby therisingblues » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:06 am

Just saw the trailer for the new Ghost Busters movie, and felt overwhelmed by the feeling that it would be unfunny, boring as bat shit and quite annoying in patches. If the trailer is a highlights package of the movie then I would find more entertainment conducting a year long study attempting to predict the number of expected seagulls on Adelaide Oval for any weather condition, time of day or scheduled sport. I don't think I have ever had such a reaction to watching a trailer, but it really exceeds any measure of decency on the old shitometer. This has the potential to be one of the most pointless and crap movies ever, unless some editor has sifted through the footage for the least interesting, borderline annoying scenes and decided to use them as advertising points for this movie. The experience was so window-licking stupid that I became tempted to smash the computer screen before me for having conveyed that content to me. But you can't shoot the messenger, and I can't be bothered finding the master tapes to what will surely be a god awful film and smashing them. I think the English language just doesn't have adequate words to convey the idea of stupid, meaningless crap that this trailer has formed in my head.
Final verdict: so terrible I wouldn't use the DVD to wipe my arse after a week of eating fermented fish head curry, I quite frankly believe the movie to be less valuable to what would be dripping out of my butt in that situation.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magellan » Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:56 am

"Hail, Caesar", the latest Coen brothers film. Not a 'worst movie' by any stretch, but given what they're capable of, it's pretty disappointing. An all-star cast put to waste.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:17 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:20 am

Get Hard -Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart. Don't, just don't.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:18 am

Booney wrote:Get Hard -Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart. Don't, just don't.


LOL I actually didn't mind it
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