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Mrs put on The Beguiled

Nicole Kidman and kirsten dunst


Please please please DO NOT WATCH THIS.....

90mins of nothing.... thankgod for the tab app on phone

LMA wrote:My two youngest reckon The Emoji Movie was one of the worst they've seen

I can remember taking the kids to the Pokemon movie at Piccadilly and fell asleep
Fortunately, when I woke up, there was a better film in the next room so I snuck off

Mechanic: Resurrection

Only watching it for another glimpse of Jessica Alba in a blue bikini
Probably less painful if I just searched on you tube

Watched "American Honey" in anticipation as it seemed to have something in store.

It delivered nothing, there was no climax and then it just ended.

The mountain between us.....

Horrible

Lightning McQueen wrote:Watched "American Honey" in anticipation as it seemed to have something in store.

It delivered nothing, there was no climax and then it just ended.

Sounds familiar

“Colossal” with Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudeikis.

Best avoided unless you’re (a) a fan of formulaic rom-coms that have a slightly dark side and involve giant Godzilla-esque monsters and robots destroying Seoul, and (b) have a bong at the ready. I’d like to explain why the film incorporates monsters, apart from being a poorly executed metaphor, but I’m not sure anyone can because it’s beyond comprehension.

The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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HH3 wrote:The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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Well that's a shame, the original was genuinely creepy and unsettling IMHO.

Kahuna wrote:

HH3 wrote:The new Insidious movie.

Took Mrs HH3 to see it tonight.

Biggest pile of horseshit Ive seen in a long time.

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Well that's a shame, the original was genuinely creepy and unsettling IMHO.

I think this is the fourth one.

Im not a fan of these types of jump scare movies anyway, but the Mrs agreed it was pretty bad.

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JK wrote:

Booney wrote:Kids movies :

Original film - makes money
Sequels - lose money on film
Sequels - make shitloads on lunch boxes, back packs, drink bottles, pencils, showbags.....

Except Toy Story II, only decent kids movie sequel's I can think of

What about the Shrek franchise .?

wristwatcher wrote:

The Dark Knight wrote:Watched Sausage Party this afternoon and thought it was going to be a good laugh but really it was shit! A few funny bits, a few of the characters were funny and the food orgy was cooked as but funny but overall it was shit and I got bored with it.

Probably needed to be about 45-50 minutes long and not 90 mins. Amusing but eventually became painful.

I could imagine 20 years ago under the influence I may have found it hilarious

It reminded me of Jungleburger from the 70’s. It was a little more than 20 years ago but definitely watched under the influence
Terrible film then but a classic now

johntheclaret wrote:

JK wrote:

Booney wrote:Kids movies :

Original film - makes money
Sequels - lose money on film
Sequels - make shitloads on lunch boxes, back packs, drink bottles, pencils, showbags.....

Except Toy Story II, only decent kids movie sequel's I can think of

What about the Shrek franchise .?

The original was an all-time great, but got pretty crappy after that

Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

HH3 wrote:

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

Who isn't these days?

JK wrote:

HH3 wrote:

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Sexist!

Who isn't these days?

I went out to dinner with my Mrs and her friend last night, and said I can't watch movies or read books with strong female leads. Just to see how angry they could get.

I wasn't disappointed.

Hahaha brilliant!!

Truth or Dare!

Probably the worst movie I've seen this year. Maybe two years.

Absolute pile of horse shit.

I wanted every one of the characters to die within the first 10 minutes.

JK wrote:Maybe slightly harsh being in this Topic, but watched "Rough Night" recently. Guess it's meant to be like a fem version of the Hangover. The storylines have been done a million times, and maybe I just hate them using a Yank to play an Aussie.

There was a smattering of one off laughs, but all in all it was cheesy AF.

Much for the eyes?