What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

[Baron Greenback]

The following people will be laid off:
SIMPSON, Homer
That is all.

[Q.]

One of my favourites is where Homer gets Apu's Kwik-E-Mart license stripped from him and they go to the world's first convenience store. So many great scenes and quotes from one episode.

Stomach...churning! Bowels...clenching! Not much time...must...finish...

Apu friend me good

I like to keep a lollipop there

[devilsadvocate]

On last night's beer baron episode:

Homer: Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems

LMFAO

[Lightning McQueen]

The following people will be laid off:
SIMPSON, Homer
That is all.

Smithers calls: Homer Simpson, if you do not come into work today don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woo Hoo, long weekend.

[Texas Rattlesnake]

Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating american cheese?
Homer: I think im blind

[nowerman]

Best line from The Simpsons...the King Homer episode when Mr Burns asks Smithers if Marge should be on the boat to capture King Homer:
Smithers: I think women and seamen dont mix sir.


And for the best episode, anything with Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), especially the episode with Cecil voiced by David Hyde Pearce, the guy who played Frasier's brother

[Magpiespower]

...anything with Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), especially the episode with Cecil voiced by David Hyde Pearce, the guy who played Frasier's brother

The Cape Fear parody is classic, too...

[unknown source]

grounds keeper willy

"and when the coldmine collapsed nobody made it out alive, not even willy"

[Rik E Boy]

grounds keeper willy

"and when the coldmine collapsed nobody made it out alive, not even willy"

That's the last time you slap your Willy about!

Shari Bobbins and I were to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. All of a sudden the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!

Ach! That's a bonny pile! Time for a wee nip.....and a wee nap.

regards,

REB

[Media Park]

Smithers: I think women and seamen dont mix sir.

[Media Park]

this one went alright...

[Q.]

I call him Gamblor!

[Dogwatcher]

My favourite episode is when Flanders goes nuts.
Barney's eye looking through the door.
And then the flashback to Flanders' beatnick parents: "We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas".

[spell_check]

Trilogy of Error is up there for mine. Also the Dental Plan episode:

Homer: Mmm...organised crime (dreams) Don Homer, I baked these for you (eats one)....mmm, grazie. Don Homer, my son, he has a trouble with the eh...ah ah ah (eats donut) molto bene! (out of dream) That's a nice-a donut!

Bart: Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop, for your crummy old danish.
Homer: Done and done, hehehe! (Bart eats danish) D'oh!

[spell_check]

My favourite episode is when Flanders goes nuts.
Barney's eye looking through the door.
And then the flashback to Flanders' beatnick parents: "We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas".

Come on in, it's your master bedroom!

We ran out of floorboards, so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!

And when Bart gets a credit card and ends up losing Santos L. Halper:

Moe: You gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around in the pipes! (shows floor)
Repo man: Yeah, well next time pay your bills.
Moe: But I don't want to! (walks off)

The repo guy tells Bart that he sold his mutt to a man in a dress, and the next scene he is at Patty and Selmas!

[BFG]

love the one where monty burns says something he shouldnt.

"smithers get the amnesia ray"
"you mean the revolver sir?"
"precisely"

[BFG]

On last night's beer baron episode:

Homer: Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems

LMFAO

haha,
"ill get you beer baron, if its the last thing i do"
(faint voice)" noooooo you wooooont"
"yes i will"
'ohhhhhhhh"

[BFG]

Love the bit from the australian episode when homer and bart are running from paliament house and all you hear is

mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMarge........... llllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLisa

im gonna report that to me local member of parliament, hey bill i got something to report to ya!
Thats's a bloody outrage it is, we're takin this straight to the prime minister!
HEY mister PRIME MINISTAAAAA!
"whats the good word lads"

absolute classic, get me every time that one

[FRED]

When Homer is prescribed marijuana.

[saintal]

"Rosebud", when Burns longs for the return of his bear Bobo.