Worst Movies

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Tue May 28, 2013 2:28 pm

I have a few slogans, but they are not suitable for impressionable minds...

PS...worst movies = anything by Hayao Miyazaki

Howls Moving Castle and Spirited Away in particular...my missus loves them and they're the most boring shit ever
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Tue May 28, 2013 2:37 pm

Strawb wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:While on this topic, would anyone else do Rebel Wilson?

Theres just something about her :lol:


You have got to be ******* kidding me!?!?!

Tell me you're just ******* with us....please. Please.

Again i am not ******* with anyone when I say I would.


Yeah, but you're a ranga, you'll take whatever crumbs you can get.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Failed Creation » Tue May 28, 2013 2:42 pm

Q. wrote:
Strawb wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:While on this topic, would anyone else do Rebel Wilson?

Theres just something about her :lol:


You have got to be ******* kidding me!?!?!

Tell me you're just ******* with us....please. Please.

Again i am not ******* with anyone when I say I would.


Yeah, but you're a ranga, you'll take whatever crumbs you can get.


I'd rather cut off my old fella than have a go with Rebel Wilson. She'd be easier to tolerate in the sack if she was funny though... But because she isn't, I'd much rather not.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Strawb » Tue May 28, 2013 3:04 pm

Q. wrote:
Strawb wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:While on this topic, would anyone else do Rebel Wilson?

Theres just something about her :lol:


You have got to be ******* kidding me!?!?!

Tell me you're just ******* with us....please. Please.

Again i am not ******* with anyone when I say I would.


Yeah, but you're a ranga, you'll take whatever crumbs you can get.

I like Big women dude.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue May 28, 2013 3:46 pm

strawbs? ;)

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Strawb » Tue May 28, 2013 4:09 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:strawbs? ;)

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LMFAO pretty much I'm a lot bigger than when I played at Plympton LOL. I would tag the female too.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 28, 2013 5:36 pm

Spring Breakers. Although it had good looking ladies in it, it could have been down better.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Dissident » Wed May 29, 2013 3:34 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:58 am

2012

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:08 pm

Magpiespower wrote:2012

Mayans can't make movies for s#!t...


Well we are still here.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:19 am

Superman Returns

Opening credits sucked me in again

And then I remembered how underwhelming this was.

Not their fault the movie bombs but Routh and Bosworth were horribly miscast...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:10 pm

Man of Steel

143 mind-numbing minutes.

Kevin Costner is the fillum's only saving grace.

Donner's 'Superman' movies were magical.

This Superbore is mechanical.

Even worse than Superman Returns...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:28 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Man of Steel

143 mind-numbing minutes.

Kevin Costner is the fillum's only saving grace.

Donner's 'Superman' movies were magical.

This Superbore is mechanical.

Even worse than Superman Returns...

don't care... i have to see it! huge SM fan... that much so i didn't find returns as horrible as you and others said... still wasn't great though :lol:
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:11 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:don't care... i have to see it! huge SM fan... that much so i didn't find returns as horrible as you and others said... still wasn't great though :lol:


Had to see it, too!

Always been a big Supes fan.

On TV with Reeves, movies with Reeve, and various cartoons (even those read-along cassette books!)

But not so much the comics.

Just found Returns to be a whole lotta "meh"...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby smac » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:50 pm

Just watched it.

Found myself reading work emails on my phone at the back of the cinema.

Independence Day meets Smallville.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Dissident » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:07 pm

On a side note, my mate is currently in a Sydney hospital after a double lung transplant, and just around the corner is Margot Kidder, as a patient.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:15 pm

I'm going to watch Man of Steel tomorrow and any bad reviews won't deter me from seeing it, massive Superman fan, watched all of Smallville and watched the Man of Steel trailer countless times so can't wait to see it.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:55 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:...watched the Man of Steel trailer countless times so can't wait to see it.


Reakon a-lot depends on which trailer you've been watching...

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:21 pm

Just watched Man of Steel and I don't think it deserves to be on this thread. It wasn't shit but on the other hand it wasn't absolutely amazing. After all it's Superman, so it was a pretty cool film and I enjoyed it.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Interceptor » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:32 am

Speaking of Superman...

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