Worst Movies

Movies, TV Shows, Fringe, etc.

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Booney » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:44 pm

Den of Thieves with Gerard Butler.

16 hours on planes recently and I watched one movie and it was a steaming pile of macho cliche riddled shit.

Don't watch it.
PAFC. Forever.

LOOK OUT, WE'RE COMING!
User avatar
Booney
Coach
 
 
Posts: 58211
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:47 pm
Location: Alberton proud
Has liked: 7467 times
Been liked: 10755 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:13 pm

I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later
"Fellas, it’s OK to be in pain. It’s OK to hurt. It’s OK to be sad. It’s no longer OK to suffer in silence."
User avatar
woodublieve12
Coach
 
 
Posts: 17205
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:48 pm
Has liked: 3016 times
Been liked: 2384 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:21 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later


Dragged by who?
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:25 pm

HH3 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I am going to see "Meg" tonight... About the big shark... Being dragged to it. I am putting it here now, to save my time later


Dragged by who?


just being a nice guy... the 3 other people going are super keen to see it...
"Fellas, it’s OK to be in pain. It’s OK to hurt. It’s OK to be sad. It’s no longer OK to suffer in silence."
User avatar
woodublieve12
Coach
 
 
Posts: 17205
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:48 pm
Has liked: 3016 times
Been liked: 2384 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:24 pm

the meg, certainly not the worst movie ive seen... But should have gone straight to DVD
"Fellas, it’s OK to be in pain. It’s OK to hurt. It’s OK to be sad. It’s no longer OK to suffer in silence."
User avatar
woodublieve12
Coach
 
 
Posts: 17205
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:48 pm
Has liked: 3016 times
Been liked: 2384 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:28 pm

Mrs HH3 put A Wrinkle In Time on last night.

She's a Disney nut, and even she was a bit bored.

I ended up pulling my Tab out and watching police interrogations on Youtube instead.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:24 pm

The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Corona Man » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:27 pm

HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
 
 
Posts: 12397
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:28 pm
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has liked: 1275 times
Been liked: 3461 times
Grassroots Team: Echunga

Re: Worst Movies

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:32 pm

Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?


Ah shit. I missed my shot at that one.

Live and learn.
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11641
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2432 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magellan » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:33 pm

Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?

Obviously, you'd have to use cardinal numbers.
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
Magellan
Coach
 
 
Posts: 5981
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 1:04 pm
Location: Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Has liked: 757 times
Been liked: 1517 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:24 pm

Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
HH3 wrote:The Nun

Mrs HH3 likes these movies, but I know its going to be a few jump scares and a terrible plot.

I was correct.

The best part of the movie was the guy sitting a few seats over ruining for his Mrs. He'd guess what was going to happen next, and was always right. I was actually laughing at some of the shit that was popping up on the screen, because it was so obvious.

The camera "trick" of panning away, and back again to be confronted with a close up creep was used almost exclusively for the "scares",

Basically wasted our time and money. Even Mrs HH3 agreed it was shit.


I am guessing your rating out of 10 for this movie, would be nun?

Obviously, you'd have to use cardinal numbers.

The Saint the place for such humour
FUSC
User avatar
JK
Coach
 
 
Posts: 37368
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:11 am
Location: Coopers Hill
Has liked: 4438 times
Been liked: 2985 times
Grassroots Team: SMOSH West Lakes

Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:43 pm

Hereditary
Matty Wade is a star and deserves more respect from the forum family!
User avatar
mighty_tiger_79
Coach
 
Posts: 56642
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:29 pm
Location: at the TAB
Has liked: 11805 times
Been liked: 3582 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Hazbeen » Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:26 am

Zombiebeavers on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not
Last edited by Hazbeen on Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hazbeen
Veteran
 
 
Posts: 3862
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:39 pm
Has liked: 1 time
Been liked: 122 times
Grassroots Team: Hummocks-Watchman

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Tiger83 » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:27 pm

Hazbeen wrote:Beaverzombies on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Haha I saw this come up on Netflix last night... is there at least some boobies to look at??
Tiger83
Under 18s
 
Posts: 569
Joined: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:43 am
Has liked: 48 times
Been liked: 20 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Hazbeen » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:22 pm

Tiger83 wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Beaverzombies on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Haha I saw this come up on Netflix last night... is there at least some boobies to look at??


Yes boobies and some bedroom action
Hazbeen
Veteran
 
 
Posts: 3862
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:39 pm
Has liked: 1 time
Been liked: 122 times
Grassroots Team: Hummocks-Watchman

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:16 pm

Hazbeen wrote:Zombiebeavers on Netflix, so bad it was nearly good but not


Came up on mine as well

The name is pretty good just by itself
User avatar
Jimmy_041
Coach
 
 
Posts: 13981
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:30 pm
Has liked: 718 times
Been liked: 1071 times
Grassroots Team: Prince Alfred OC

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Kahuna » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:22 am

The Shape of Water was on Fox the other day. Not normally my cup of tea but as it won a Best Picture Oscar, I thought I would give it a go. Watched it to the end, mainly to see if it could get any more awful. It did.
Kahuna
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 2510
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:15 pm
Has liked: 499 times
Been liked: 187 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby gadj1976 » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:52 pm

Hudson Hawk

I'm intrigued with bad moves - I don't know why, however I wonder how these ever get made. This one isn't good. It's a cross between something good and Mask and something bad and Roger Rabbit. I can't quite put my finger on it.
User avatar
gadj1976
Coach
 
 
Posts: 9143
Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:57 pm
Location: Sleeping on a park bench outside Princes Park
Has liked: 795 times
Been liked: 849 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby gadj1976 » Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:11 pm

Kahuna wrote:The Shape of Water was on Fox the other day. Not normally my cup of tea but as it won a Best Picture Oscar, I thought I would give it a go. Watched it to the end, mainly to see if it could get any more awful. It did.


So the opposing movies where just as shite then (I imagine)?
User avatar
gadj1976
Coach
 
 
Posts: 9143
Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:57 pm
Location: Sleeping on a park bench outside Princes Park
Has liked: 795 times
Been liked: 849 times

Re: Worst Movies

Postby Mr66 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:46 pm

Apparently 'Holmes & Watson' is getting some really bad press. People leaving after 10-15 minutes and ripping it to shreds on social media.
If one person does it, it's insanity. If millions do it, it's religion.

http://www.beyondblue.org.au
User avatar
Mr66
Assistant Coach
 
 
Posts: 4392
Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:08 pm
Location: Where the Streets Have No Name
Has liked: 12 times
Been liked: 12 times

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  Entertainment

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |