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Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:23 pm

No Fox at the moment so thought I'd see what all the rave is about with this show, mainly coz this Blonde-headed thing on it is going to be a proper freak.
It's provided a couple of laughs so far, I'm not convinced their matching so far has been too spot on.

The best man's speech last night was an absolute shocker, the groom should've grown a pair as soon as he knew where it was heading, it would have to have been staged though as the old man or brother would've smashed one of them or both.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Trader » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:49 pm

Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:36 pm

Trader wrote:Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.

I watched it tonight, Ning was horrible to him! She was so negative towards him, poor bloke.

The other couple seem like a good match.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:00 am

I'm on board.... :oops:

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:20 am

I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:27 am

I thought I knew you guys!!!

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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:53 am

My wife is into it too

Ning is a moron but he is no oil painting

Already named her compoop ;)

Both blondes are attractive
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:58 am

Trader wrote:Great show.

Jessika could be entertaining, clearly there for insta followers though.

Tonight's blonde Heidi is a bit nuts too, though I suspect she's a better chance to be there for real, and not just as a skit as part of her radio show.

As for the matching not being spot on, of course it isn't. Of the 35 couples over the previous 4 seasons, only one is still together.
The so called experts are genuine spuds.

Gotta feel a bit sorry for Mark tonight, Ning seems a real dud match.


I did too but the missus thinks they'll be the ones to make it through.

I would've just walked off and probably flipped the table on my way out.

At least if Heidi is a no go, I reckon Mick can bang any of the bridesmaids, they were all better looking and loved him.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:02 am

Booney wrote:I'm on board.... :oops:

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:03 am

Bum Crack wrote:I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.

Ha!!!!!!! He's a bit of a boxhead but she is fugly, the missus was getting annoyed with me bagging the hell out of her, I wouldn't touch her with my brother's dick.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:04 am

Brodlach wrote:My wife is into it too

Ning is a moron but he is no oil painting

Already named her compoop ;)

Both blondes are attractive


They suit up well now.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:05 am

A mate was on it last season, he ended up with a big girl, another mate told him he should've sued them.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:16 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:I'm on board.... :oops:

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.



She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this year
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:18 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I watched this last night as the missus loves it so I thought I'd have a look. I can't believe they paired that poor bloke with an Asian Trannie. Poor bastard.

Ha!!!!!!! He's a bit of a boxhead but she is fugly, the missus was getting annoyed with me bagging the hell out of her, I wouldn't touch her with my brother's dick.


But you’d touch your brothers dick?
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:20 am

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:I'm on board.... :oops:

It was this or MKR as I do not do the jungle show, so I'm a #MAFS viewer.

Missed the first night so I'll check them out tonight.

Dino and Melissa, good luck mate, you'll need more than bit of meditation to get through your long days at home.

Mark and Jessika, could he be any happier? As for her brother, I wondered why he was so angry, then I saw how short he was. #little

Mike (cock) and Heidi would have been banging like a dunny door in the wind the moment the cameras left.

Mark and Ning, poor bastard. Poor, poor bastard.

Dino is a weirdo and Mel resides in Saturn, he'll teach her a few moves that she'll take on board and use on the next 10 blokes she sleeps with before the years out.

Mark scooped the pool, for a dumb ugly bloke he's hit the jackpot, he could've shaved for the big day though, she'll eat him up alive.



She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this e


And it's easy to see why.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:21 am

If these two do get on watch the Duracell shares plummet
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:36 am

If we ever needed proof that the BBL has lost its shine, its this thread ^
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Spangas » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote: It's provided a couple of laughs so far, I'm not convinced their matching so far has been too spot on.

They match for who will make the best fireworks. Nobody would watch if it was happily ever after!!
I had to laugh when they were talking it up as 'real-life' drama.
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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:39 am

Brodlach wrote:

She hasn’t had a root for 8 years, no way is she finding 10 blokes this year



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Re: Married at first sight

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:41 am

Dutchy wrote:If we ever needed proof that the BBL has lost its shine, its this thread ^


The what?
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