Married at first sight

[Lightning McQueen]

The chick with the bolt-ons is scary, she'll be on AMW eventually.

[The Dark Knight]

The chick with the bolt-ons is scary, she'll be on AMW eventually.

Hayley you mean? She has to be Bipolar.

[Lightning McQueen]

The chick with the bolt-ons is scary, she'll be on AMW eventually.

Hayley you mean? She has to be Bipolar.

That's the one.

They would have to be the worst looking set of fake cans imaginable, they're too high or something.

She's bipolar alright, she reminds me heaps of a fruitbat that I once went out with for a while, I was stabbed prong deep in the bicep with a fork, got hit in the head with a stein, had an aftershave bottle smashed on my forehead while I was asleep and then she tried to cut my bits as I tried to escape the room to get away from her.

I ended up driving to my mums at 2am on a Thursday morning stark naked

[LMA]

Fake lips. Just don't understand how they think it improves their looks, it's horrid and ridiculous. Stacey looks like a 40 year old cut to look like a 25 year old. All natural, she would be a stunner.

As I post this, the wife is at West Lakes getting her lips done.

[Lightning McQueen]

Fake lips. Just don't understand how they think it improves their looks, it's horrid and ridiculous. Stacey looks like a 40 year old cut to look like a 25 year old. All natural, she would be a stunner.

As I post this, the wife is at West Lakes getting her lips done.

Totally agree, I said to the missus how hot Stacie would be without them things hanging off of her face, a few of them in there have them and they are of a ridiculous level.

You get paid too much

[LMA]

Fake lips. Just don't understand how they think it improves their looks, it's horrid and ridiculous. Stacey looks like a 40 year old cut to look like a 25 year old. All natural, she would be a stunner.

As I post this, the wife is at West Lakes getting her lips done.

Totally agree, I said to the missus how hot Stacie would be without them things hanging off of her face, a few of them in there have them and they are of a ridiculous level.

You get paid too much

Looking at a tat too, god help me!

The Block has been screwing me over for the last 10 years with all the odd jobs and upgrades I've done, now this.

[Booney]

Fake lips look ridiculous.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

[Dutchy]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing last night, hard to keep interested at the moment.

[Booney]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing last night, hard to keep interested at the moment.

I'm out, can't do it.

[Lightning McQueen]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing last night, hard to keep interested at the moment.

I'm out, can't do it.

We went for a 15km bike ride about 15 mins in, I think we're done now too, if there's something that looks ok on an ad we might tune in for the last 15 mins.

The lesbians have been the most boring, just two women whinging about each other constantly and then when they speak with someone together they think all their problems are solved.

The dirty one should just tell the bossy one that she just aint into her, and then go make an idiot of herself at a dinner party, unfortunately there is no real stunners on the show.

[Bum Crack]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing last night, hard to keep interested at the moment.

I'm out, can't do it.

How were you fellas even in?

[Lightning McQueen]

How were you fellas even in?

For a laugh, it's like watching a train about to derail, you know you shouldn't watch it but you still do.

It's fine to have on in the background to hear just how stupid some people are.

[cracka]

I'm really struggling to even have this show on in the background, they really have selected a very uninteresting bunch of sheep.

It's all copy and paste and very predictable.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing last night, hard to keep interested at the moment.

I'm out, can't do it.

We went for a 15km bike ride about 15 mins in, I think we're done now too, if there's something that looks ok on an ad we might tune in for the last 15 mins.

The lesbians have been the most boring, just two women whinging about each other constantly and then when they speak with someone together they think all their problems are solved.

The dirty one should just tell the bossy one that she just aint into her, and then go make an idiot of herself at a dinner party, unfortunately there is no real stunners on the show.

Apparently she used to be a stripper at the firm

[Booney]

Apparently she used to be a stripper at the firm

No apparent about it, short video easily found on Google.

[Lightning McQueen]

Apparently she used to be a stripper at the firm

I'd throw money at her to put her clothes back on.

[Eagles2014]

Apparently she used to be a stripper at the firm

I'd throw money at her to put her clothes back on.

She split up with her girlfriend to go on the show. They get $50k for going on the show, but have to say "stay" at least once I think to get the full money. She was just wanting the money!

[Footy Chick]

Apparently she used to be a stripper at the firm

I'd throw money at her to put her clothes back on.

She split up with her girlfriend to go on the show. They get $50k for going on the show, but have to say "stay" at least once I think to get the full money. She was just wanting the money!

sadly, that's what most of them are there for.

I'm out too, it's just rubbish now, might tune in on sundays to see who stays and who goes but just cant be bothered with the rest

Hayley was also a stripper, which i'm sure will surprise none of you

[LMA]

Woh-hoh-oh, the lips are gettin' bigger

[mighty_tiger_79]

Another bunch of nutters I see this year..