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Brodlach wrote:“Next morning she woke up and acted like a c%#t”


Bronson, she was born one!

And he got crucified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See how elated she was whenever she seen others having an issue, she'd have to be the most hated person in Australia.

The producers have stepped in now it seems as they'll branch off to make stories out of it to keep ratings.

Three couples will see the show out, there will be some inside banging by the end, Enis and Sam straight up and then Mike and whoever will let him give her one, probably Enis again.

I'm not sure Mike would even dip it in Ines, she's just an awful person.

When she said at her wedding "My family is all overseas" I'm pretty sure she meant "I have no family, they hate me".

Cameron and Jules look they're made for each other.

Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

I seriously want to punch Ines in the head.

She'd want to move overseas when this is all said and done because no one here will touch her with a barge pole and no one will employ her either.

Jessika is a close 2nd - fckn ditz

Lightning McQueen wrote:Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

They're not together anymore , so much so that ch9 has ordered them not to see each other.

Would love to know what happened there

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

You reckon he's going to be ok with things when he meets all the other psychos?

Ines, thinks the big stripper bloke is an immoral piece of shit, finds out he's lost his Mum and two brothers and falls for him. She cray cray.

I love most that he has very cleverly NOT let on that he's now a millionaire.

WTF? Punish someone by making them wax your back sack and crack? That’s just bizarre...

I couldn’t get that either

Footy Chick wrote:

Booney wrote:

Brodlach wrote:HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

You reckon he's going to be ok with things when he meets all the other psychos?

Ines, thinks the big stripper bloke is an immoral piece of shit, finds out he's lost his Mum and two brothers and falls for him. She cray cray.

I love most that he has very cleverly NOT let on that he's now a millionaire.

That's the sweetener for me too, I can't wait to see her face when she finds out, she'll pretend it doesn't matter but it will kill her inside.

Footy Chick wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

They're not together anymore , so much so that ch9 has ordered them not to see each other.

Would love to know what happened there

I guessed the lesbianism bombshell last night, I reckon she suggests a threesome tonight and it appalls him.

Footy Chick wrote:I seriously want to punch Ines in the head.

She'd want to move overseas when this is all said and done because no one here will touch her with a barge pole and no one will employ her either.

Jessika is a close 2nd - fckn ditz

Most of them are deranged, Jessika on the lower end of the scale for mine, I think she went off because she was pissed, although shacking up with Farmer Jones would be an experience, she's on it for a bit of fame and to show off them cans, he's on it to get a bit that he'd never get in real life.

Here's my crayometer:
Should never be let out:
Enis
Ning
Tread very carefully:
Melissa
Liz
Jess
Cyrelle
Enjoy the ride while it lasts, there's something we're not seeing yet:
Lauren
Martha
Gullible but nice:
Heidi
Not crazy:
Jules

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

They're not together anymore , so much so that ch9 has ordered them not to see each other.

Would love to know what happened there

I guessed the lesbianism bombshell last night, I reckon she suggests a threesome tonight and it appalls him.

Poor bastard has only just worked out how to handle one lady part region, how's he going to keep himself busy with two?

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:I seriously want to punch Ines in the head.

She'd want to move overseas when this is all said and done because no one here will touch her with a barge pole and no one will employ her either.

Jessika is a close 2nd - fckn ditz

Most of them are deranged, Jessika on the lower end of the scale for mine, I think she went off because she was pissed, although shacking up with Farmer Jones would be an experience, she's on it for a bit of fame and to show off them cans, he's on it to get a bit that he'd never get in real life.

Here's my crayometer:
Should never be let out:
Enis
Ning
Tread very carefully:
Melissa
Liz
Jess
Cyrelle
Enjoy the ride while it lasts, there's something we're not seeing yet:
Lauren
Martha
Gullible but nice:
Heidi
Not crazy:
Jules

Ines, batshit.
Cyrelle, trans.
Jess, daft.
Liz, ballbreaker.
Melissa, interplanetarian.
Lauren, easy.
Martha, Kardashian wannabe.
Heidi, easier than Lauren.
Jules, genuinely nice.

Booney wrote:
Ines, batshit.
Cyrelle, trans.
Jess, daft.
Liz, ballbreaker.
Melissa, interplanetarian.
Lauren, easy.
Martha, Kardashian wannabe.
Heidi, easier than Lauren.
Jules, genuinely nice.

Got a soft spot for Nong?

Footy Chick wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

They're not together anymore , so much so that ch9 has ordered them not to see each other.

Would love to know what happened there

That bloke has 'psychotic serial killer' written all over his face. Just look at how he carries himself.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:
Ines, batshit.
Cyrelle, trans.
Jess, daft.
Liz, ballbreaker.
Melissa, interplanetarian.
Lauren, easy.
Martha, Kardashian wannabe.
Heidi, easier than Lauren.
Jules, genuinely nice.

Got a soft spot for Nong?

Ahh, yeah.

Nong, lying about her age.

Spangas wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Apparently Virgil has impregnated Lauren in real life, he must've shot a fair round of DNA.

They're not together anymore , so much so that ch9 has ordered them not to see each other.

Would love to know what happened there

That bloke has 'psychotic serial killer' written all over his face. Just look at how he carries himself.

"Blink if you're going to go postal."

Booney wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:I seriously want to punch Ines in the head.

She'd want to move overseas when this is all said and done because no one here will touch her with a barge pole and no one will employ her either.

Jessika is a close 2nd - fckn ditz

Most of them are deranged, Jessika on the lower end of the scale for mine, I think she went off because she was pissed, although shacking up with Farmer Jones would be an experience, she's on it for a bit of fame and to show off them cans, he's on it to get a bit that he'd never get in real life.

Here's my crayometer:
Should never be let out:
Enis
Ning
Tread very carefully:
Melissa
Liz
Jess
Cyrelle
Enjoy the ride while it lasts, there's something we're not seeing yet:
Lauren
Martha
Gullible but nice:
Heidi
Not crazy:
Jules

Ines, batshit.
Cyrelle, trans.
Jess, daft.
Liz, ballbreaker.
Melissa, interplanetarian.
Lauren, easy.
Martha, Kardashian wannabe.
Heidi, easier than Lauren.
Jules, genuinely nice.

Bosnian terrorist: Ines

Daylight

Batshit cray:

Liz
Ning

On some good gear, combined with clear and present ADHD : Melissa

Ballbreaker (not neccesarily batshit) - Cyrell

In it only for insta-fame: Martha and Jess

Closet S&M Mistress: Lauren

Bit clueless but nice: Heidi
Only completely normal one: Jules

Spangas wrote:That bloke has 'psychotic serial killer' written all over his face. Just look at how he carries himself.

I watched Bundy the other day, you make sense.

Booney wrote:
Ahh, yeah.

Nong, lying about her age.

And gender.