Non Victorian team members have failed two drug tests....Hmm

[Rik E Boy]

Smoke City*
To the tune of Surf City

Five cones for the price of one…

I bought a '25 J Bag - I had to call Woody
Smoke City, here we come
You know it's fairly furry and it’s skunky , it's a nugget and a goodie
Smoke City, here we come
Well, you don’t snort it and it ain’t called blow
But it still gets me where I wanna go


And we're goin' to Smoke City, 'cause it's five for one
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, we’re gonna choof some
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, 'cause it's five for one
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, we’re gonna choof some

Five cones for the price of one…

You know they never have to hang out 'cause there's always somethin' goin'
Smoke City, here we come
You know they're either out choofin' or they got some growin'
Smoke City, here we come
Yeah, and there's no coppers swingin’ to bust every guy
And all they ever do is avert their eye

And we're goin' to Smoke City, 'cause it's five for one
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, we’re gonna choof some
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, 'cause it's five for one
You know we're goin' to Smoke City, we’re gonna choof some

Five cones for the price of one…

And if Woody doesn’t have none, no need to get silly
Smoke City, here we come
We’ll pop off down to the local and scam a billy
Smoke City, here we come
And when I get to Smoke City I'll be bubbling the bong
Here in Adelaide town, you can’t go wrong..

Five cones for the price of one..

Regards,

REB

*apologies to the Beach Boys

[Booney]

LMFAO you crazy fargen lryicist.

Who are the two in question....................?

[Rik E Boy]

No names Boonster, the mods will get narky. Besides, I don't know anyway!

regards,

REB

[Punk Rooster]

Odds on they're West of South Australia, & the Dockers couldn't organise a root in a brothel...

[sydney-dog]

the victorian paper stated that two players were from a WA based club while the third player was from a SA based club, the player from the SA based club is alleged to be a high profile player that has played in a Premiership

[stan]

the victorian paper stated that two players were from a WA based club while the third player was from a SA based club, the player from the SA based club is alleged to be a high profile player that has played in a Premiership

For christ sake dont name anybody, Wedgie probably dosent want any law suits right now.....

[Punk Rooster]

the victorian paper stated that two players were from a WA based club while the third player was from a SA based club, the player from the SA based club is alleged to be a high profile player that has played in a Premiership

For christ sake dont name anybody, Wedgie probably dosent want any law suits right now.....

Yes he does, in fact let fly with names- the more high profile, the better...

[Magpiespower]

the victorian paper stated that two players were from a WA based club while the third player was from a SA based club, the player from the SA based club is alleged to be a high profile player that has played in a Premiership

From what I've been told, I wouldn't call him a high-profile player.

More like a lazy underachiever living on borrowed time.

A premiership player nonetheless.

Doesn't take too much guess-work to figure out who one of the WA players is.

As for the other, he's not much chop anyway.

Hoping that what I've been told is off the mark, because our image will take a battering otherwise...

[JessicaRabbit69]

the victorian paper stated that two players were from a WA based club while the third player was from a SA based club, the player from the SA based club is alleged to be a high profile player that has played in a Premiership

From what I've been told, I wouldn't call him a high-profile player.

More like a lazy underachiever living on borrowed time.

A premiership player nonetheless.

Doesn't take too much guess-work to figure out who one of the WA players is.

As for the other, he's not much chop anyway.

Hoping that what I've been told is off the mark, because our image will take a battering otherwise...

Sounds like you're right on the money. I rate the "other" WA player a bit, actually - but can see why some wouldnt' be a big wrap for him.

[Psyber]

All this is too soft. Introduce compulsory random testing all year, tell the club fiirst time, name them and 5 weeks suspension second time, life ban third time! Apply this also to motorists, firemen, police, and maybe club supporters!?.

[portentous]

Jesus Psyber, no-one would be at Carlton and Collingwood's games.

[Interceptor]

"Because I Got High" by Afroman


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna <censored> but then I got high
now I'm <censored> and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

[Rik E Boy]

"Because I Got High" by Afroman


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna <censored> but then I got high
now I'm <censored> and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Greetings Max, Can't really comment on this effort as clearly the song you were parodying was released prior to 1978 .

regards,

REB