Bod of Glass: The Justin Koshackski song
to the tune of
Heart of Glass by Blondie*
Once I was fit, had plenty of class
Soon turned out had a bod of glass
Seemed it was nothing, crunched from behind
Crunched into dust, sit on the sideline
In between,
I’m getting paid for healing and I’m looking fine
My joints are busy fusing, there’s a thumbs up sign
If I fear we’re losing Poo! We’re just no good
This stretcher will have to do
Once I was fit, had plenty of class
Soon turned out had a bod of glass
Seemed it was nothing, crunched from behind
Crunched into dust, sit on the sideline
Once I had a spot, again I was smacked
GT’s mad, training services sacked
Back into rehab, the training’s a grind
Is it lucky for me, the selectors are blind?
Out of the side
Scribes a writing and I cannot hide
Team mates abusing, please don’t be so snide
You could cause more bruising yeah.
Once I was back in, continue the farce
Soon turned out got a pain in the ar5e
Seemed like it was nothing, all in my mind
Crunched into dust, my fragile behind
regards,
REB
*Apologies to Blondie
ps - thanks Punky!
