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Forklift Showdown

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:43 am
by Magpiespower
Footy feud at factory turns bloody

http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,19655270%255E2682,00.html

"I love me Power, but Sim, one minute he was a Carlton supporter, the next a Crows supporter.

"He had two scarfs – one for the Crows and one for Carlton. If the Crows were losing, he'd wear the Carlton scarf and if Carlton were losing, he'd wear the Crows scarf."


Bloody typical.

:lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:05 pm
by Dog_ger
I honestly think this is more than Footy Related...?

At my place of employment I wear a Collingwood Beanie and go around like a dickhead saying Eddie McGuire for PM.....

I hope no one takes me serious enough to run me over in the carpark...? I really follow the Crows but no one would know....?

Get a LIFE and LAUGH A LITTLE....!!!

:butthead:

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:54 pm
by Rik E Boy
Greeks and Italians have always got on well haven't they LOL. Definetely more than just footy related this one.

regards,

REB

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:28 am
by Pseudo
I heard about this one on the daily rotten news, of all places...

http://www.dailyrotten.com

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:11 pm
by mal
IT WAS A DIFFERENT SHOWDOWN.

It was not the CROWS v POWER
It was the GREEK v ITALIAN

Simeon[Greek] and Frank[Italian] have been insulting each
other over thier Greek and Italian heritages at work.
The first dispute went like this:

" Eh Frank the Greeks hava got the Parthenon."
" Bigga Deal Simeon us a Italians hava got a wonder of the world the Colisuem."
" So a what we Greeks we a invented the Olympic Games dickhead."
" Shut up a you Greek barstad , we Italians we hava the greatest a army in the history we hava the Roman Empire."
" Eh you bloody spaghetti muncher we a invented sex we greeks we are a the best."
" Listen you Greek wanker it is a true you a invented the sex, but it was us magnifico Italians who introduced it to women!"............That was round 1...........

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:24 pm
by Punk Rooster
Round 2...

Italian: Muh cousin a, Guiseppe, well he invented da concrete
Greek, well muh uncle Stavros, he spraya muh concrete da green, to looka lika grass
I: Thats a nothin. Muh uncle a owner a blocka shops, and a coupla houses too
G: I giva muh uncle's daughter a bigga wedding than a your familie.
I: I **** a your uncles daughter ina da ****
*knuckle knuckle*

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:44 pm
by am Bays
Stavros to Guido:

My Mummas gotta bigga moustache thana your Mumma.....

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:15 pm
by Dog_ger
Guido to Stavros :

My Mama's gota only one'a eyebrow

Yours'a hasa two..!

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