The Riddler/UK Fans Ken Mcgregor Top 10 AFL duds

In response to every scribes top 50 players.
10th . Campbell Brown (Gold Coast)
Gold Coasts forward line enforcer. Unfortunately for Campbell his interpretation of his role is to do bugger all in the first half. Give away stupid free kicks/50 metre penalties whilst getting reported in the second half. Enforcing a 4 week holiday. Even Carmichael hunt offers more.
9th . Ryan Shoenmakers (Hawthorn)
They say a team is only as strong as its weakest link . Well hawks are as good as Shoenmakers. Nicknamed "drago" after seeing how Dolph Lungren handled his ass kicking with such humility in rocky 5.
8th . Cameron Hitchcock (port)
Who ??? Port fans don't even know who this guy is yet alone why he is on their list. Has taken over the nickname of "spud" this year after coach Matthew primus vacated it last year.
7th. Richard Tambling (Adelaide)
Richard "Buddy" Tambling. The aboriginal shorter version of kenny Mcgregor himself.
6th. Patrick Vezpremi(w/bulldogs)
Traded to the bulldogs from sydney for a KFC happy meal. Sydney officials still brag they got the better of that trade
5th. Kepler Bradley (freo)
The human emu is a Team player who knows his role of getting the hell out of PAvs way. Keplers 4th time in the top 10.
4th mark Austin (w/bull)
Looked to have turned his career around with the dogs last year. Unfortunately the dogs have decided on a fatter shorter slower less skilled and dynamic Adam Goodes to play Austins role this year. Austins 2nd time in the top 10 and hopefully his last.
3rd sentanta O'hailpin (Gws)
They say the Irish love their potatoes but they couldn't wait to offload this spud onto Aussies rules. 2nd time ohailphin has made the top 10.
2nd Bradd Dalziell (WCE)
How many years on an afl list does a record breaking amount of disposals on debut get you. 5 and still counting for Dalziell. 3rd time in the top 10.
Ken Mcgregor medallist : James Sellar (Melbourne)
Crowd favourite jumping jimmy Sellar. First time winner of the prestigious Kenny. 4th time in
The top 10 and I'm sure everyone will agree a worthy winner.
10th . Campbell Brown (Gold Coast)
Gold Coasts forward line enforcer. Unfortunately for Campbell his interpretation of his role is to do bugger all in the first half. Give away stupid free kicks/50 metre penalties whilst getting reported in the second half. Enforcing a 4 week holiday. Even Carmichael hunt offers more.
9th . Ryan Shoenmakers (Hawthorn)
They say a team is only as strong as its weakest link . Well hawks are as good as Shoenmakers. Nicknamed "drago" after seeing how Dolph Lungren handled his ass kicking with such humility in rocky 5.
8th . Cameron Hitchcock (port)
Who ??? Port fans don't even know who this guy is yet alone why he is on their list. Has taken over the nickname of "spud" this year after coach Matthew primus vacated it last year.
7th. Richard Tambling (Adelaide)
Richard "Buddy" Tambling. The aboriginal shorter version of kenny Mcgregor himself.
6th. Patrick Vezpremi(w/bulldogs)
Traded to the bulldogs from sydney for a KFC happy meal. Sydney officials still brag they got the better of that trade
5th. Kepler Bradley (freo)
The human emu is a Team player who knows his role of getting the hell out of PAvs way. Keplers 4th time in the top 10.
4th mark Austin (w/bull)
Looked to have turned his career around with the dogs last year. Unfortunately the dogs have decided on a fatter shorter slower less skilled and dynamic Adam Goodes to play Austins role this year. Austins 2nd time in the top 10 and hopefully his last.
3rd sentanta O'hailpin (Gws)
They say the Irish love their potatoes but they couldn't wait to offload this spud onto Aussies rules. 2nd time ohailphin has made the top 10.
2nd Bradd Dalziell (WCE)
How many years on an afl list does a record breaking amount of disposals on debut get you. 5 and still counting for Dalziell. 3rd time in the top 10.
Ken Mcgregor medallist : James Sellar (Melbourne)
Crowd favourite jumping jimmy Sellar. First time winner of the prestigious Kenny. 4th time in
The top 10 and I'm sure everyone will agree a worthy winner.