MEOW - Opportunity knocks

I reckon the Cats will be in a very good headspace come Preliminary Final night against Hawthorn. The Hawks have been the best team all year, are as fit as they can be with Cyril and Buddy to return to the side and coming off a week's break.
As for the Cats they had a tough match against a hard running Port Adelaide and were put through the wringer by the physical Dockers while the Hawks had a bruise free final in that second half two weeks ago. The Bald Knight has been suspended and no way does Boris get up in time for mine. Tommy Hawkins is doing a good impersonation of Weekend at Bernies and we haven't got a Ruck to speak of.
As far as form goes, Geelong has been rubbish for three straight matches. For three weeks now kicks have been bouncing in front of or missing targets and handballs have been popping up all over the place. Our foward line entries have been laughable..we could have had Gary Ablett Snr, Bill Brownless and Barry Stoneham up there and struggled to kick a score.
Geelong are not meant to win this match. Not many teams winning the Semi do. So having a match up against Hawthorn is the last thing we want right? Wrong. There have been many times in the last few years when we have looked average and Hawthorn have looked cherry ripe to end 'the curse' but as soon as we see those shit and piss jumpers the fur rises on our back and we bare our claws.
Playing Hawthorn now is just what we need. They play us back into form nearly every time. Hawthorn will let us play our game as they have done for five years as they back their game to beat ours. All we need to do is be close at the death and that curse that doesn't exist will go from being a Monkey on the back to a fully grown Gorilla.
If we get done, well..so we bloody should. It would be a pretty soft effort if the powerhouse Hawks could not beat what is left of Geelong after the week's break.
Bring it on bitches.
regards,
REB
As for the Cats they had a tough match against a hard running Port Adelaide and were put through the wringer by the physical Dockers while the Hawks had a bruise free final in that second half two weeks ago. The Bald Knight has been suspended and no way does Boris get up in time for mine. Tommy Hawkins is doing a good impersonation of Weekend at Bernies and we haven't got a Ruck to speak of.
As far as form goes, Geelong has been rubbish for three straight matches. For three weeks now kicks have been bouncing in front of or missing targets and handballs have been popping up all over the place. Our foward line entries have been laughable..we could have had Gary Ablett Snr, Bill Brownless and Barry Stoneham up there and struggled to kick a score.
Geelong are not meant to win this match. Not many teams winning the Semi do. So having a match up against Hawthorn is the last thing we want right? Wrong. There have been many times in the last few years when we have looked average and Hawthorn have looked cherry ripe to end 'the curse' but as soon as we see those shit and piss jumpers the fur rises on our back and we bare our claws.
Playing Hawthorn now is just what we need. They play us back into form nearly every time. Hawthorn will let us play our game as they have done for five years as they back their game to beat ours. All we need to do is be close at the death and that curse that doesn't exist will go from being a Monkey on the back to a fully grown Gorilla.
If we get done, well..so we bloody should. It would be a pretty soft effort if the powerhouse Hawks could not beat what is left of Geelong after the week's break.
Bring it on bitches.
regards,
REB