SA Footy

1. A Hawthorn Flag

Hate the Hawks but you have to respect them. Well coached, excellent recruitment and play a watchable brand of Footy but FFS enough is enough. The fact that I'll probably end up cheering on ******* Port is just another reason to hate these piss and shit wankers.

2. Fremantle

Ross Lyon can GTFO as well. Despite having the very watchable Nat Fyfe in their team Freo are boring as batshit to watch. God help Footy if this clown ever coaches a premiership side. Surely Pav, Sandi and McPharlin are on their last legs. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out Dockers.

3. Menzel #5

No, not a dodgy nineties hit but the dodgy knees of Dan Menzel. If ever a kid deserves a change in fortune it is the cursed Cat. He's toned right down and is doing a full pre-season. Let's hope he gets through the year.

4. Melbourne spooning up

The off field talent is becoming formidable at Demonland and if they can learn to develop their players the only way is up for Melbourne. Few footy fans would begrudge the Demons climbing up the ladder.

5. Varcoe going bunta at Collingwood

Travis Varcoe was easily the most frustrating Cat to watch last season. Inconsistent, lazy, selective, soft..he didn't lay a tackle until the finals. Well, that's what it seemed like to aggravated Cat fans. He never got back to that 2011 form. If Trav suddenly turns into Andrew McLeod this year us Cats will be hissing again.

Honourable mentions to Bruce, BT and David King.

Regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:1. A Hawthorn Flag

Hate the Hawks but you have to respect them. Well coached, excellent recruitment and play a watchable brand of Footy but FFS enough is enough. The fact that I'll probably end up cheering on ******* Port is just another reason to hate these piss and shit wankers.

2. Fremantle

Ross Lyon can GTFO as well. Despite having the very watchable Nat Fyfe in their team Freo are boring as batshit to watch. God help Footy if this clown ever coaches a premiership side. Surely Pav, Sandi and McPharlin are on their last legs. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out Dockers.

3. Menzel #5

No, not a dodgy nineties hit but the dodgy knees of Dan Menzel. If ever a kid deserves a change in fortune it is the cursed Cat. He's toned right down and is doing a full pre-season. Let's hope he gets through the year.

4. Melbourne spooning up

The off field talent is becoming formidable at Demonland and if they can learn to develop their players the only way is up for Melbourne. Few footy fans would begrudge the Demons climbing up the ladder.

5. Varcoe going bunta at Collingwood

Travis Varcoe was easily the most frustrating Cat to watch last season. Inconsistent, lazy, selective, soft..he didn't lay a tackle until the finals. Well, that's what it seemed like to aggravated Cat fans. He never got back to that 2011 form. If Trav suddenly turns into Andrew McLeod this year us Cats will be hissing again.

Honourable mentions to Bruce, BT and David King.

Regards,

REB

Totally agree with all them REB except 1 and 5 of course.
Im glad you still hate us

My top 5
1. James Hird
2. The 34 Essendon players
3. Sydney finish 2nd to the Hawks again....not
4. Danger sign with Adelaide
5. Footy following the cricket with faaaarking female commentators

Essendon be successful
Menzel do his knee (either brother)
Carlton be successful in any way (Cos that will mean Malthouse might get extended)
Freo and Melbourne play stand alone games
Set shot goalkicking from 30m straight out in front continue on its slide downhill

Another midfielder winning the Brownlow

carey wrote:Another midfielder winning the Brownlow

A change away from the midfielders medal would be nice, I wanted Franklin to win it this year just for something different.

Can I say what I didn't want to see in 2014?

woodublieve12 wrote:Can I say what I didn't want to see in 2014?

The GF?

kneedeepinthehoopla wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:Can I say what I didn't want to see in 2014?

The GF?

Is that a serious question?

daysofourlives wrote:

Rik E Boy wrote:1. A Hawthorn Flag

Hate the Hawks but you have to respect them. Well coached, excellent recruitment and play a watchable brand of Footy but FFS enough is enough. The fact that I'll probably end up cheering on ******* Port is just another reason to hate these piss and shit wankers.

2. Fremantle

Ross Lyon can GTFO as well. Despite having the very watchable Nat Fyfe in their team Freo are boring as batshit to watch. God help Footy if this clown ever coaches a premiership side. Surely Pav, Sandi and McPharlin are on their last legs. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out Dockers.

3. Menzel #5

No, not a dodgy nineties hit but the dodgy knees of Dan Menzel. If ever a kid deserves a change in fortune it is the cursed Cat. He's toned right down and is doing a full pre-season. Let's hope he gets through the year.

4. Melbourne spooning up

The off field talent is becoming formidable at Demonland and if they can learn to develop their players the only way is up for Melbourne. Few footy fans would begrudge the Demons climbing up the ladder.

5. Varcoe going bunta at Collingwood

Travis Varcoe was easily the most frustrating Cat to watch last season. Inconsistent, lazy, selective, soft..he didn't lay a tackle until the finals. Well, that's what it seemed like to aggravated Cat fans. He never got back to that 2011 form. If Trav suddenly turns into Andrew McLeod this year us Cats will be hissing again.

Honourable mentions to Bruce, BT and David King.

Regards,

REB

Totally agree with all them REB except 1 and 5 of course.
Im glad you still hate us

My top 5
1. James Hird
2. The 34 Essendon players
3. Sydney finish 2nd to the Hawks again....not
4. Danger sign with Adelaide
5. Footy following the cricket with faaaarking female commentators

Number 1. Good call.

regards,

REB

Both no. 1s are good calls

1. Dayne Beams tearing us a new arsehole
2. Another Pie doing his ACL
3. Players getting suspended for accidentally clashing heads
4. Chad Wingard touching his hair
5. Basil Zempilas' face

Q. wrote:1. Dayne Beams tearing us a new arsehole
2. Another Pie doing his ACL
3. Players getting suspended for accidentally clashing heads
4. Chad Wingard touching his hair
5. Basil Zempilas' face

A big like for number 4.

regards,

REB

1. Umpires mic'd up and with numbers. Don't want umpires named and abused then don't make them targeted by being identified easier and just do the job you're paid for.....

Q. wrote:1. Dayne Beams tearing us a new arsehole
2. Another Pie doing his ACL
3. Players getting suspended for accidentally clashing heads
4. Chad Wingard touching his hair
5. Basil Zempilas' face

Number 5. He's commentating the International Rules tonight FFS.

1- Essendon being allowed to pillage VFL/SANFL/WAFL lists to fill gaps when the bans are in place.
2- Brendan White-X breaking down again (Or the Menzel knees, or the Cyril twang)
3- Port kicking accurately in a Prelim
4- Either of the Scott brothers whinging
5- Head high contact bans/carryover points

1. Eddie Maguire
2. Any more than 4 Vic teams in the top 8
3. The efn rock hard Gabba cricket pitch in the depth of winter. Go a drop in.
4. The trade period go any longer than 2 days (It all gets done in the last 2 days, so just shorten it)
5. A clash of the AFL season with NCAA March Madness

1. Inconsistency at the Tribunal
2. Over officiating in matches
3. International Rules Series
4. Season ending injuries
5. Lack of footage of strippers at the GF

1. Any side who isn't the swans winning a flag, especially hawthorn and port

that will do

1 - "Razor" Ray Chamberlain
2 - Brian "Bristle" Taylor
3 - Shit nicknames for commentators and umpires
4 - The "Eddie Betts pocket"
5 - Geelong playing finals

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