nursing homes !!!

[bayman]

i think i'll invest on a retirement village & turn it into a punters rest home, the residents would recieve

accomodation
meals
good nursing/carers to look after your needs
sky channel
internet/computer
remote control

all this for $50.00 a week more than the average price of any other nursing home

any takers ?

[SCD]

i think i'll invest on a retirement village & turn it into a punters rest home, the residents would recieve

accomodation
meals
good nursing/carers to look after your needs
sky channel
internet/computer
remote control

all this for $50.00 a week more than the average price of any other nursing home

any takers ?

I'm in....

BUT the Carers better be female and decent sorts

[bayman]

workers all feMALes aged 18-30

[SCD]

Sky Channel / Internet and Computer
Females aged 18 - 30...

WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT??

[heater31]

you got any space to build such a venture?.......................look no further for your project manager and facilities manager

[mal]

I can just see this in 25 years time

BAYMAN goes to the east wing and pulls his pants down in front of the ladies
and yells out
"super cock super cock"
the ladies ignore BAYMAN

BAYMAN goes to the west wing and drops his strides again in view of some old gals
and calls out
"super cock super cock"
once again the ladies ignore him

BAYMAN goes to the cafeteria and sees one old lady at a table and drops his dacks
and says
"super cock super cock"
The lady raises her head and looks at BAYMAN and says
"I'll have the soup please"

[bayman]

I can just see this in 25 years time

BAYMAN goes to the east wing and pulls his pants down in front of the ladies
and yells out
super cock super cock
the ladies ignore BAYMAN

BAYMAN goes to the west wing and drops his strides again in view of some old gals
and calls out
super cock super cock
once again the ladies ignore him

BAYMAN goes to the cafeteria and sees one old lady at a table and drops his dacks
and says
super cock super cock
The lady raises her head and looks at BAYMAN and says
I'll have the soup please

has that happened to you mal ?

[Punk Rooster]

workers all feMALes aged 18-30

female versions of Mal?
No thanks...

[bayman]

workers all feMALes aged 18-30

female versions of Mal?
No thanks...

no not versions of mal i was thinking versions of cameron diaz or for your vintage (& mine) punk delvene delaney

[mal]

DUTCHY IN 40 YEARS TIME
______________________________

Dutchy approaches an old lady Alice at the nursing home and asks her
" WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY DICK ALL DAY ?"
" why sure Dutchy I would love to."
And she sat outside all day and held Dutchys dick

Next day Alice woke up get her make up on and then rushed outside
to be with the debonair Dutchy.
As she got outside she saw another old lady Doris holding Dutchys dick.
Alice was distraught and wandered up to Dutchy and asked him
" hey Dutchy whats Doris got that I havent got."
" PARKINSONS."