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Postby mal » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:24 pm

ADVERTISER 15/07/06

CORPORATE DIRECTOR
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.Financial Management Speciallist
.3-YearTerm
.Stimulating,Sought-After Directorship

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A new director is now required, possessing qualifications and
experience in Financial Management.
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The Director whom we seek must be independent of the Greyhound
Racing Industry and be able to apply significant commercial acumen
and corporate governance to the highly proffessional activities of the Board.

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Postby mal » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:34 pm

JOB APPLICATION REGIME FOR MT79
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Hi my name is MightyTiger 79 and i am the man for the job.
I have a great idea, if I am appointed to the job I will put up
formguides at all the dog racetracks.
I will do something which has never been dared, I will talk to
the owners and trainers about the industry.
I will drop the price of Potatoe chips from $2-50 to a $1-50
I will drop the price of Orange juice from $3-20 TO $2-20.
I will make sure people are served green lettuce and not brown lettuce.
I have experience in financial management $150k approximately for
this position per year is better than being a greyhound trainer.
Please contact me at Glenelg oval for an interview.
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Postby mal » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:38 pm

JOB APPLICATION PUNK ROOSTER.

I am the only man for the job.
I am a pest controller.
I can weed out the incompetence in GRSA and rid the $1.4 million
paid to the fat cat administrators.
I would employ primary school students for the same results
and pay them $5 a week.
I am the best BUGGER in town.
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Postby mal » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:40 pm

JOB APPLICATION for BAYMAN

Why would I want this job when a steward
alledgedly gets $120k a year.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Punk Rooster » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:49 pm

mal wrote:JOB APPLICATION for BAYMAN

Why would I want this job when I can win $120k a year on the punt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crikey :wink:
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Postby another grub » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:23 pm

lol mal.... very good. May as well give the job to Wedgie!
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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:01 pm

i hope you dont all apply for it, because when i put my application in, it might be the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe we should all do that job and take 25% each of the pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and one of us works one day a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby mal » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:18 pm

TODAYS ADVERTISER 19/07/06

GREYHOUND CHIEF QUITS
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Greyhound Racing SA chairman Robert Kennedy has announced his impending resignation from the GRSA board to occur on September 30.
Kennedy-who was the centre of controversy at the recent Greyhound Public Forum-has rejected suggestions he is leaving because of criticism from some industry paticipants regarding the recent performance of GRSA Board and Management.
Instead he has cited recent statements from the Racing Minister Michael Wright-along with increasing business commitments-as the impetus for his resignation.
"The major reason I stood for the board last time was to negotiate with the government over clawback." Kennedy said.
"When the Minister made his unequivical statement that the government would not consider even deferring clawback payments I felt it was an appropriate time to leave,"

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{KENNEDY then talks about the drop in prizemoney due to a drop in TAB turnover etc.}
{ He also mentions UNITAB has run its race and we need TABCORP to takeover UNITAB to increse turnover and prizemonies}

MALS VERDICT
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Is Kennedy jumping ship?
Is he scared of industry participants abusing him ?
Or is he quiting in accordance to the above article.

During that infamous FORUM RIOT he was alledgedly attacked by greyhound trainer Mr Brown
In a later hearing BROWN was found guilty and was disqualified for a period of 6 months.

Also JOHN KATAKASI the star who took over the forum that day was also found guilty and had his license suspended for 4 months and fined $450...an appeal was lodged.

MAL will continue to report on this as I find out .
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Postby mal » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:39 am

KENNEDY

Found out tonight on the grapevine that Kennedy quit
because he is on too many other boards externally.

Two trainers told me he's looking over his shoulder and
is copping a lot of flak for his inglorious performance in
thet public forum, and that is a likely reason.

MALS VERDICT
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Obviously the man has great credentials and is probably
used to dealing with more literate people in his other
board positions but as for being there with the battlers
in the greyhound industry?????????????????????????????
Changes had to be made.
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