What I can remember was the Y-room was a marquee full of pussy I fell in love with 3 women in 1 day.
Out on the grass I was dissapointed heaps of fat chicks wearing skimpy mini skirts with their tits hanging out everywhere – should be illegal
It was also a spray tan convention - lots of orange looking chicks around
I got into a fight and my mate hit one bloke who got his nose broken near the Y-room marquee. My mate can go
Did anyone see the group of good looking chicks handing out condoms to everyone later in the day. i asked one of them to go for a walk but got a negative response. I was not going to die wondering

Peter Mertens ride in Race 8 was the worst I have seen since Ryhs McLeod at Moonee Valley. he is an over-rated old fool
There was a group of wanker bikies there walking around trying to look tough and one was wearing a bum bag, lol…WADH....did you see them?
Did anyone see me in my Richmond guernsey???? FFS