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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:26 pm

PUNK has rang me this morning to see if was going to see
Port Adelaide play North Melbourne and made this statement

" I am skinnier than BAYMAN and you."

I am going to respond to this by becoming the thinnest by xmas.
we can all start at ground ZERO handicap and report on this site.

Early nominations for the fatso carratzo handicap are in obese order.

I HUNK ROOSTER
2 FATMAN BAYMAN
3 MALNUTRITION
4 MASSIVE TIGER 79

I dont know how fat the rest of you are.

This is not a sticky, but something to chat about in the off footy season

Ps Punky I might be fatter but your uglier! [you can use this line on Bayman or mt79]
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Postby Dutchy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:30 pm

Id give it a shake!!!
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Re: TOPWEIGHTS on safooty

Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:32 pm

Early nominations for the fatso carratzo handicap are in obese order.

1 MALNUTRITION
2 FATMAN BAYMAN
3 MASSIVE TIGER 79
4 MILKSHAKE YERBOUTI
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18 HUNK ROOSTER [Emg]
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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:37 pm

Does Mutchy Dutchy get a run?

PR number 18 emergency :roll:
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Postby magpie in the 80's » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:45 pm

1. MALNUTRITION
2.FATMAN BAYMAN
3.MASSIVE TIGER
4.MILKSHAKE YERBOUTI
5.MEATPIES IN THE 80'S :roll:
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.18.HUNK ROOSTER[emg]
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Postby another grub » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:47 pm

Another burG... would get a run... good chance to take Caratzo home... Mrs burG would win hands down!
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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:39 pm

NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

I.. MALNUTRITION
2.. BEACHBALLYMAN
3..MASSIVE TIGER 79
4..MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5..MUTCHY DUTCHY
6..MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7..ANOTHER BURG
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]

Does Widegie qualify ?
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Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:44 pm

NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

1. MALNUTRITION
2. BALONIEMAN
3. MASSIVE TIGER 79
4. MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5. MUTCHY DUTCHY
6. MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7. ANOTHER BURGER
8. WIDEGIE
9. PERCE THE HUNGRY
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]
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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:05 pm

ease up, i didnt think i was that FAT i mean 105kgs isnt fat if you are 5'6.
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Postby Dissident » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:12 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:ease up, i didnt think i was that FAT i mean 105kgs isnt fat if you are 5'6.


About the same weight as me but I'm 6'1"!
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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:19 pm

that was an exagerration im only 83kgs and im 6'1 also, im not too sure how i get into a race with FATSO'S like MAL, PUNKY AND BAYMAN
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Postby another grub » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:26 pm

Im 6 foot and 120 kg... mainly due to a hungry jacks across the road..... still got a few Ken Cunningams to spare on Mrs burG tho.
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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:27 pm

MASSIVE TIGER your not fat your just short for
your wieght, you should be 9 foot tall!
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Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:29 pm

NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

1. MALNUTRITION
2. BALONIEMAN
3. MASSIVE TIGER 79
4. MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5. MUTCHY DUTCHY
6. MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7. ANOTHER BURGER
8. WIDEGIE
9. PERCE THE HUNGRY
10. DISSIDONUT
11 CHOCOLATE MUDCAKE MIKE
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]
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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:35 pm

Extra extra eat all about it.

DISSIDONUT :lol:

joke time.......whats the most nutritionous part of a donout?...
.......the whole in the middle !

have we all seen meatpie of the 80's jokes on best jokes
in the entertainment room LOL
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Postby Dissident » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:50 pm

mal wrote:Extra extra eat all about it.

DISSIDONUT :lol:

joke time.......whats the most nutritionous part of a donout?...
.......the whole in the middle !

have we all seen meatpie of the 80's jokes on best jokes
in the entertainment room LOL


Haha.
My office has taken a liking to the Gourmet Glaze donuts in City Cross.

Mmmm.
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Postby Maddogmike » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:14 pm

6'7 and 105 kg :P
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Postby mal » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:27 pm

Maddogmike wrote:6'7 and 105 kg :P


Sorry Mikey your not fat enough, put on some weight,
then we could call you Hotdogmike!
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Postby magpie in the 80's » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:32 pm

6'3" and 120kg with jokes included :lol:
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Postby Dutchy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:33 pm

What about our mate SYDNEY HOTDOG?
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