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TOPWEIGHTS on safooty

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:26 pm
by mal
PUNK has rang me this morning to see if was going to see
Port Adelaide play North Melbourne and made this statement

" I am skinnier than BAYMAN and you."

I am going to respond to this by becoming the thinnest by xmas.
we can all start at ground ZERO handicap and report on this site.

Early nominations for the fatso carratzo handicap are in obese order.

I HUNK ROOSTER
2 FATMAN BAYMAN
3 MALNUTRITION
4 MASSIVE TIGER 79

I dont know how fat the rest of you are.

This is not a sticky, but something to chat about in the off footy season

Ps Punky I might be fatter but your uglier! [you can use this line on Bayman or mt79]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:30 pm
by Dutchy
Id give it a shake!!!

Re: TOPWEIGHTS on safooty

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:32 pm
by Punk Rooster
Early nominations for the fatso carratzo handicap are in obese order.

1 MALNUTRITION
2 FATMAN BAYMAN
3 MASSIVE TIGER 79
4 MILKSHAKE YERBOUTI
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18 HUNK ROOSTER [Emg]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:37 pm
by mal
Does Mutchy Dutchy get a run?

PR number 18 emergency :roll:
look at yourself in the mirror[if you fit]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:45 pm
by magpie in the 80's
1. MALNUTRITION
2.FATMAN BAYMAN
3.MASSIVE TIGER
4.MILKSHAKE YERBOUTI
5.MEATPIES IN THE 80'S :roll:
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.18.HUNK ROOSTER[emg]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:47 pm
by another grub
Another burG... would get a run... good chance to take Caratzo home... Mrs burG would win hands down!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:39 pm
by mal
NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

I.. MALNUTRITION
2.. BEACHBALLYMAN
3..MASSIVE TIGER 79
4..MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5..MUTCHY DUTCHY
6..MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7..ANOTHER BURG
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16
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]

Does Widegie qualify ?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:44 pm
by Punk Rooster
NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

1. MALNUTRITION
2. BALONIEMAN
3. MASSIVE TIGER 79
4. MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5. MUTCHY DUTCHY
6. MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7. ANOTHER BURGER
8. WIDEGIE
9. PERCE THE HUNGRY
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:05 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
ease up, i didnt think i was that FAT i mean 105kgs isnt fat if you are 5'6.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:12 pm
by Dissident
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:ease up, i didnt think i was that FAT i mean 105kgs isnt fat if you are 5'6.


About the same weight as me but I'm 6'1"!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:19 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
that was an exagerration im only 83kgs and im 6'1 also, im not too sure how i get into a race with FATSO'S like MAL, PUNKY AND BAYMAN

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:26 pm
by another grub
Im 6 foot and 120 kg... mainly due to a hungry jacks across the road..... still got a few Ken Cunningams to spare on Mrs burG tho.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:27 pm
by mal
MASSIVE TIGER your not fat your just short for
your wieght, you should be 9 foot tall!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:29 pm
by Punk Rooster
NOMINATIONS UPDATE fatzo caratzo steaks.

1. MALNUTRITION
2. BALONIEMAN
3. MASSIVE TIGER 79
4. MILKSHEIK YERBOUTI
5. MUTCHY DUTCHY
6. MEATPIES OF THE 80'S
7. ANOTHER BURGER
8. WIDEGIE
9. PERCE THE HUNGRY
10. DISSIDONUT
11 CHOCOLATE MUDCAKE MIKE
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18.HUNK ROOSTER [emergency]

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:35 pm
by mal
Extra extra eat all about it.

DISSIDONUT :lol:

joke time.......whats the most nutritionous part of a donout?...
.......the whole in the middle !

have we all seen meatpie of the 80's jokes on best jokes
in the entertainment room LOL

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:50 pm
by Dissident
mal wrote:Extra extra eat all about it.

DISSIDONUT :lol:

joke time.......whats the most nutritionous part of a donout?...
.......the whole in the middle !

have we all seen meatpie of the 80's jokes on best jokes
in the entertainment room LOL


Haha.
My office has taken a liking to the Gourmet Glaze donuts in City Cross.

Mmmm.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:14 pm
by Maddogmike
6'7 and 105 kg :P

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:27 pm
by mal
Maddogmike wrote:6'7 and 105 kg :P


Sorry Mikey your not fat enough, put on some weight,
then we could call you Hotdogmike!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:32 pm
by magpie in the 80's
6'3" and 120kg with jokes included :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:33 pm
by Dutchy
What about our mate SYDNEY HOTDOG?