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driving instructions !!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:54 pm
by bayman
scd can confirm this but we know a few drivers are reading this site so perhaps we should start giving driving instructions so we can back more winners what do you reckon scd,mt,mal,pr ag,dutchy etc etc ??

a quick hello to tj :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: (driver but is too chicken to log on he just reads i)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:10 pm
by SCD
There are only a few drivers I would like to give instructions to and yes I know there are a few looking so see below re my comments to some drivers

P TIDSWELL - Don't worry about a helmet, just put on a cowboy hat!
G BELL - Put your contacts in and stear the damn thing, it's got reins - it's not that hard...
L ALCORN - Horses are like Cars, leave the handbreak on and they don't go quickly - check it before you leave the stables
TJ - Start driving quicker horses (the ones you get on are slower then my horse!!)
T BROWN - Lose some weight, T Brown and S Cowan (who doesn't drive cause he can't tell the difference between a trotter and a pacer) are the only drivers in Australia who weigh more then the horse... mind you L Harvey gets close...
AND LAST
B SCAFFIDI - the fence is the shortest way home and not a bad place to be

But in all seriousness - a few drivers need a hand, but a lot of them are ok...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:44 pm
by mal
I only have one instruction for the LATE MAL drives.
"Dont fall off the horse." :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:03 am
by another grub
I thought everyone read this site!!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:58 pm
by bayman
another grub wrote:I thought everyone read this site!!!


perhaps they do but i was stating what i knew :lol: