THE HOLIDAY MAL & I HAD OVERSEAS

[bayman]

mal & i when we were young (in 1984) went through europe & london & while in london we ended up in this little pub & as the night progressed he was getting chatted up by this older woman she was a slim 45-50 year old & they bought each other drinks & finally after a few she said to mal have you ever had a mother-daughter threesome ? mal although shocked said no & she said well tonights your lucky night & i only live around the corner so mal went off with her, as they got to her cottage she opened a little gate on the picket fence she had & put the key to the door but it was bolted on the inside, she then banged on the door & yelling mum open the door, open the door c'mon quickly open the door, we've got a young bloke !!!!!!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY A TRUE STORY

[jackpot jim]

I assume you've never seen Mal run as fast since?

[mal]

Good strike rate with the Bitches