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Smasha wrote:hey auto , maybe I should come and see if I can play with you guys , because I love your reasons for not training , do you mind if I borrow a couple of excuses for my club ? hey pidge when you going to come back and play with the big boys :)

I'll be back firing this season... well that's the plan anyway.
What about you? Surely leading the attack this coming season?

Pidge wrote:

automaticwicky wrote:Sorry mate couldnt make it had Monday night Bingo and Morreen from three tables down was gonna wear a funny hat.....and she did.....so funny! If training doesnt interfere with Monday night Bingo or my stories on the tele on Wednesday ill come out to training.

You'll be happy to hear that the next training happens to be on a Tuesday night. I await your next excuse

Underwater chess club night ???

Odds for the coming season according to Autobet. I know its a bit early to think about this sh*t but underwater chess has been cancelled tonight because the pool froze over.

Div 1
NEK $2.50 : unless of course smasha finds greener pastures
Vi$ta $3.00 : If the foul gossip and slander is true about RM
Lutheran $ 5.00 : thereabouts every year
Paralowie Wolves : $ 5.00 if more than seven players field they should do alright
Morialta $8.00 : unknown quantity, no gossip or rumours about this side filtering thru....comeback hagedis
Fitzies Leylands$9.00 : with players all over the countryside (and overseas) we be f**ked

Other odds from Autobet*

Most Runs this year
$1.90 J Smith
$2.20 Bloody Boofhead
$2.50 Mills
$1,000,000,000*infinity Pidge


Most Wickets this year
$1.90 Smasha
$2.20 Spintwin
$2.20 Vines
$2.90 Gorski
$1,000,000,000 * infinty+1 Auto



Best looking player
$1.01 Auto
$100 Any other player



SA captain at carnival
$2.00 Pistol
$2.10 Cuz
$2.50 Bloody boofhead
$100 Tommy "iced coffee" Keno



Will Pidge make double figures
$4.00 yes
$2.50 no
$10 wides dont count as runs


* Autobet is the unofficial and illegal gambling agency of the SACCCA. Bet responsibly

can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

I reckon I might have a few bob on bored to finish on top of the batting aggregate. What odds are you offering Autobet?

I reckon we could find a spot on the plane for Tommy K as water/orange boy if he can stitch us up a $5K sponsorship deal with Farmer's Union...

As for Millsy's odds, I reckon they might be a bit longer than $2.50 if my mail is correct..

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

You obviously didnt see the rider at the bottom Bored....it says "Bet responsibly"

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

bloodybouncer wrote:

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

I

bloodybouncer wrote:

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

If we are talking Div one Runs i am keen. Not sure if i will get many oppurtunities to bat in our side this year. Surley hitting runs in lower grades dont count.

What about a bet Pidge to take more wickets than Runs. Odds $1.01

bloodybouncer wrote:

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

I

spintwin wrote:

bloodybouncer wrote:

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

If we are talking Div one Runs i am keen. Not sure if i will get many oppurtunities to bat in our side this year. Surley hitting runs in lower grades dont count.

What about a bet Pidge to take more wickets than Runs. Odds $1.01

I'm pretty sure i've never had a season where i've taken more wickets than scored runs. I think the other year it was 22 wickets and 24 runs (might i add... at an average of 6 )

Pidge wrote:I'm pretty sure i've never had a season where i've taken more wickets than scored runs. I think the other year it was 22 wickets and 24 runs (might i add... at an average of 6 )

add what you like doesnt mean we give a damn

george wrote:At least you got one thing right you are a D^^khead! Enough said on that matter.

oh sorry george you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k about what you think

.. 16 posts you've now made, yet still nothing constructive or worth reading, maybe you should stop using up all your limited internet downloads on the forum

Phantom Gossiper wrote:

george wrote:At least you got one thing right you are a D^^khead! Enough said on that matter.

oh sorry george you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k about what you think

.. 16 posts you've now made, yet still nothing constructive or worth reading, maybe you should stop using up all your limited internet downloads on the forum

George was only telling the truth...

Pidge wrote:

Phantom Gossiper wrote:

george wrote:At least you got one thing right you are a D^^khead! Enough said on that matter.

oh sorry george you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k about what you think

.. 16 posts you've now made, yet still nothing constructive or worth reading, maybe you should stop using up all your limited internet downloads on the forum

George was only telling the truth...

fair call young pidge!!

bloodybouncer wrote:

typewriter wrote:

bored wrote:can i put money on Pidge making the most runs this season?

what are the odds for spintwin?

Spin twin V pidge for runs.......i reckon you guys should make a bet, right here, right now. Loser to dress up like a chicken and serve beers to the opposing team.

All in favour say "I".

I

I

so its settled Pidge V Spintwin for most runs in div 1 this season lol

And for added excitement so make them both open the batting when they play each other hahaha

What happened at the meeting? A couple of new teams on the cards?

Hi all, first time poster, long time reader.

Rumour has it that Para Vi$ta are only registering 2 teams this year down from 3 last year. The story goes that Spintwin has the club in a spin with at least two senior players questioning their return. Vi$ta’s are getting new playing tops to include numbers on their back and because he is organising these tops he has taken the liberty of taking first preference of number. The two players in question were both wanting that same number and what could have been settled in a gentlemanly manner has blown up. Feel there may be more to come…